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MidiSaya
At least with the burping, whoever I kiss and I can make a game of it - guess the last food I ate!
Chewsonthemove
that comment made me want to vomit! no thank you
PtP_Pluto
You convinced me to pick the other one...
Tatsuki
We think the same way, sir.
ewill
I'm bisexual so I'd have gas all. the. time.
Georgetti Spaghettı
lol same. but i picked it.
tuxedotuna
Like wise sir
Nick65
Other option way to expensive. So I have 3/4 of a tank and then I see a girl and I gotta go find a freakin gas station.
Riley
He meant gas as in farting, not going and filling up your car with gasoline.
Hunter
...Idiot
Estuu Amadeo Tronloschisktingn
you don't fucking understand the sarcasm?
Tommy
Good call ahah
Jadeylady96
It's easier to hide that... burping though ? screw that o_o
Rythmbot
Depends on how you fart.
rarity the unicorn
simple, just never kiss them.
iamawesomecat
No moron. Gosh! Burping is silent and isn't stinky. You can't hide loud long stinky farts and constantly.
Trace Hilbun
I don't have a girl to kiss with anyway...
SPeNCeYBoii
Well i am a pro burper and i can burp without making a sound, smell or even opening my mouth! so win win! :D
nashcali22
Burps don't stink and aren't normally super loud. Plus you burp after your done.......
Shmoo
Maybe it's silent, not-smelly gas.. :D and you can always say someone else did it.
azarakh
And how the hell do you have sex?
19950323
You can fill up your gas tank with gas
xMeggieManiacal
Ya never said belch. Just a li'l burp.
Connor C-Slate Slate
Getting gas and passing gas are two different things.
GuyonTheCouch
You can take medicine for gas, as far as belching in a girls mouth every time you want to kiss...well you better find some super kinky chick or good luck getting past first base
MarkTheGr8
Actually, it says after every kiss, not during, which is why I considered it. But I'm gonna go with neither and be who I am right now :)
Jakob
pay attention to the word "after"
Blake Dakota Wolfe
I'm bi so I would just have constant gas O_o
Grant Garrison
The truck needs more fuel
iloveglobes
I am married so I would rather burp in his face than fart around any man or woman, seeing as I am attracted to both.
Violeta Ordonez
I'm asexual ;D lol I'd never fart again!
LLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH I WILL GEAT FREE GAS FOR MY CAR
random1234
Sure, I'd love to get free gasoline every time I am around a girl.
agindoof
i go to an all boys school. but it would be annoying for your mum
Sean McClellan
Wait, So you're attracted to your mom?
daniel
makem laugh !
Blaine
I met a girl while I was getting gas once. She turned out to be a sketchy, crazy, unpleasant-to-be-around person, but the point is that getting gas is not a particularly unflattering position to be in.
colinjack99
I already get gas when I'm with my girlfriend anyways, but that's just bad luck.
DoomSkuller
I'm attracted to both genders And I have enough gas as it is anyway
Superluigi321
I'd never have gas!
Slashy1632
would save alot on the gas bill...
evan
i'm gay so if i'm hanging with my normal friends they will just laugh
YouYouCryspiry
I'm Asexual so...
lanzadam
I could make a pun with derp burp and girl feels special
lizzie1221
who said it cant be silent and not smelly ewww i gross myself out!lol
Vee
Bisexual here. So yeah.
Zac Cerniglia
How hard is it to buy gasoline every time you are around the sex you are attracted to?
neonblue120
I'll skip kissing and go straight to the fun part :3
BitchPlease
Answer: Kill myself :))
Fluffylactation
i already do...
Christopher Coffey M
i already do the gas thing :/
TheDoctor
well i'm gay and go to an all guy school, so this one was easy for me
SageOfSixPaths
What if i never kiss and only get blowjobs?
maxy89c
Yay. No more gas prices for me.
Kuusou
I already fart if I feel like it, so I will just stick with that.
Paul118
So I get free Gas for my car every time I see a hot girl? SWEET!
Danielle
As a bisexual, the first might get awkward
Marcel Bostelaar
Free gas! Yay, unlimited car driving
Franklin Chen
Man, blue would really suck for bisexuals
Dylan Evans
It's possible to burp and exhale it through your nose. Just do that
Ebenezer Scrooge
it never said how long after i kiss
Jacob
Depends how long after.
acadecYAY
I'd rather lock myself in a room alone than get fart every time I'm near the gender I like.
John Michael Sanchez
All of you are stupid, it says you get gas, not that you fart, you can hold it while the other one states that you burp
Blake Woodward
No kissing, just sex
Cam Floyd
beano, bro