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Sam Dunn
I'm going to have a great time sailing to exotic islands while you guys struggle getting through your moat.
Mike Stone
I'M ON A BOAT
Asplav
take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat
Smokey.Kat
Hogwarts is in a castle, and if you live in a castle you've decent form royalty or really rich people!
Charlie Ogden
A moat has a bridge you can cross
jmanaterjose
Damn you Mike, you took my comment
ptrck
castle = prison/yacht = freedom xD
valcorwabajak
sell the f##king castle duh and buy shit loads of Yots (lazeh)
Maude
You realize you do still have to pay for gas.
meoerrr
i would like to be able to throw cannon balls at people who are not welcome in my castle
Mgvb
And maude you need to pay for repairing your old medieval castle
Runescape
Until you get kidnapped by pirates....
Kerrtard
Im going to llive behind an inpenetrable fortress while minions, oops i mean citizens, grow all my food and shower me with taxes, oops sry again i mean gifts. Meanwhile Somalian pirates steal your boat.
Austin Krehbiel
It just says you live in a castle. You could be a slave for all you know.
chrisfinley
@Austin Krehbiel It says live, IN a castle, nobody who lives in the castle is a slave, only lords and nobles.
Kanerocks44
Actualy jesters and prisoners are IN the castle
bobaskus
@Austin Krehbiel It just says you own a yacht it might be the smallest ugliest yacht in history
Aharon
you have a castle not servants or extra money
ImCool
Sell castle. Buy castle for less. Sell at increased price. Repeat. Use money to buy a yacht. Have enough left over for MULTIPLE castles and repeat for infinite money. WIN
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Austin Krehbiel last time I check it's no longer the 15th century and people don't have slaves nowadays.
Lauchis
Gimme a secret passageway and I'm settled for life.
projects8an
My moat will have crocodiles! And the towers will have chain guns! And a dragon! And hookers! And blackjack! In fact... Forget the crocodiles, chain guns, dragon, and blackjack....
lonewolf
don't forget them
emilywillis1524
I could get money from my castle and buy a yacht
Theshadowquake
and have a ton of money left!
Dotted
What if no one buys it? It's the 21st century, people!
Kritz29
And risk getting eaten by the Kraken and seeing Davy Jones's ugly face before dying. Hell no! Sign me up for the castle. Besides, I could get so much money by renting it out to moviemakers. ;)
Malea
Castle = Bad Ass
SaveTheRejects
Well, if you live in a Castle then you probably have enough money to own a yacht.
Dotted
What if no one buys it? It's the 21st century, people!
Nick
note is says "own a yacht" not live on one .
Mgvb
Maning you could still live in a castle. And why would you want to live on a yacht
QuestIan
Castle. It'll be worth more in the resell.
Ichbinarzt
But you'll have to clean all that shit
Laurence 'Lewy' Town
You don't own it you live in it, you may even have to pay rent
Dotted
What if no one buys it? It's the 21st century, people!
crazyjake56
I'd be dwarf fortressing it up man.
Let It Fly
I get sea sick.
Matt
Live in castle, sell castle, buy something more useful than yacht
saxobeat13
didn't even have to think about it...I'd love a castle with big, beautiful gardens
xMeggieManiacal
I wish I could say castle, but they're dark and cold and costly, not fun and mysterious like awesome fairy tales make them seem.
DebunkingAtheists
Appeal to popularity fallacy. You can never sail and have a good living of luxury.
patdlvr
castle!!! why not id get lost in either at least this way i know its not gonna sink
wonderbung
Property taxes and upkeep on a castle would cost way more than luxury tax and upkeep on a yacht.
Theshadowquake
castles dont have rent you build it
Raphael Motta
Castles are scary at night. =\
sarah
as a Scottish person i would like to point out that castles can be a wee smidge drafty,especially round this time of year
faithlikestacos
castles freak me out
Matthew Sorrell
clearly the people picking live in a castle have very little knowledge of castles
ImCool
So 62% of everyone... Hmmmmm...
Victor Elze
Castles can't be stolen, yachts can...... nuff said
Zacho99
Castles are cold
myforce2001
I'll sell some of the furniture and get a yacht. WIN
Mexiflan
Rent castle for epic movies = Cash. Your yacht could go titanic on yo ass.
courageoftheheart
Aww man I would love to live in a castle as grand and majestic as Neuschwanstein.
Ray Garrison
I don't Want to Life like Amnesia in Castle~
TheDoctor
I loved the mid-evil period, i was only 805 last time i went there.
Mgvb
*Medeival
Holly Hoffman
you can live wherever you so please with a yacht. just get in and go. castles on the other hand have torture cellars, ghosts and were most likely owned\built by greedy fucking bastards who bought women.
vsudyvyevf
Didn't say i could have a yacht and live in a castle
the dark jester
I'M ON A BOAT
Para Xero
I meant to choose castle....
meam
They didn't say that you own the castle ...
BadassVampire
Castle! lol just like da TV show Castle XD
ZenAngelSinger
Bodiam, in the UK. Or Cardiff.
Bob Dole
Can any of you even imagine how heavily taxed a castle would be to own? I'm going with the yacht.
Georgia
THE CASTLE WILL MOST LIKELY BE HAUNTED
Starkid!
I want to start wars with other castles and have my own little Game of Thrones :)
keesh
Just because you live in a castle doesn't mean you can't have a yacht....
ImCool
BUY A BOAT... HAHAJAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGGSGSAJAJJAJA
Nathan Wright
Castle's are EXTREMELY expensive to maintain.
Kayla
Castle = lots of land and horses :) Im happy with that
wartpig
hmm. from royalty? bad inbred blood from centuries past. ill pass google it
Paranoid Loko
Are you serious? Castles got no plumbing...
ImCool
Buy plumbing with infinite money from top of page. Also, boats also don't have plumbing...
ghost6503
I'M ON A BOAT
Azerath
Never said you were royalty. For all you know, you're a peasant.
Safe Word
Have fun being attacked by Somalian pirates while I send my knights to invade a rival castle and execute their king and rape their wenches.
Precious
I get sea sick..
righteous_assassin
the yatch might sink