Im going to llive behind an inpenetrable fortress while minions, oops i mean citizens, grow all my food and shower me with taxes, oops sry again i mean gifts. Meanwhile Somalian pirates steal your boat.
My moat will have crocodiles! And the towers will have chain guns! And a dragon! And hookers! And blackjack! In fact... Forget the crocodiles, chain guns, dragon, and blackjack....
And risk getting eaten by the Kraken and seeing Davy Jones's ugly face before dying. Hell no! Sign me up for the castle. Besides, I could get so much money by renting it out to moviemakers. ;)
Sam Dunn
I'm going to have a great time sailing to exotic islands while you guys struggle getting through your moat.
Mike Stone
I'M ON A BOAT
Kerrtard
Im going to llive behind an inpenetrable fortress while minions, oops i mean citizens, grow all my food and shower me with taxes, oops sry again i mean gifts. Meanwhile Somalian pirates steal your boat.
projects8an
My moat will have crocodiles! And the towers will have chain guns! And a dragon! And hookers! And blackjack! In fact... Forget the crocodiles, chain guns, dragon, and blackjack....
Lauchis
Gimme a secret passageway and I'm settled for life.
QuestIan
Castle. It'll be worth more in the resell.
everthesame13
Castles aren't sanitary..
Malea
Castle = Bad Ass
wonderbung
Property taxes and upkeep on a castle would cost way more than luxury tax and upkeep on a yacht.
patdlvr
castle!!! why not id get lost in either at least this way i know its not gonna sink
xMeggieManiacal
I wish I could say castle, but they're dark and cold and costly, not fun and mysterious like awesome fairy tales make them seem.
saxobeat13
didn't even have to think about it...I'd love a castle with big, beautiful gardens
Kritz29
And risk getting eaten by the Kraken and seeing Davy Jones's ugly face before dying. Hell no! Sign me up for the castle. Besides, I could get so much money by renting it out to moviemakers. ;)
emilywillis1524
I could get money from my castle and buy a yacht