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Have no hands

Have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times

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Have a naked fat guy stalking you at all times

No Hands or Stalker

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You may not get any sort of replacement hands, and the fat guy is always around; you can't hide or get rid of him.

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  • 3

    MoistWipes121E

    2 years ago

    oh yeah he is my fat naked stalker guy henry.. nice guy lol

  • 4

    JForrestQ

    2 years ago

    Maybe you could convince the naked fat guy to carry all of your things around. As a plus, standing next to a naked fat guy all of the time makes you look pretty attractive in comparison. A naked fit guy would probably make the situation more of a toss up because he would have the ability to steal away all of the ladies, making him more of a burden.

  • 2

    Julia

    2 years ago

    I'm imagining Big Black (from Rob and Big) as my fat stalker. How badass would I be?? Pretty. Damn. Badass.

  • 0

    DougKellner

    1 year ago

    Anything your hands can touch... your mouth can as well.

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    Switchs

    9 months ago

    having no hands would be horrible... not being able to play videogames, guitar, not being able to eat normally, or take a glass of beer :( its either the fat guy watching you be happy, or a nice person watching you be sad

  • 0

    MichaelsProp

    7 months ago

    Dude, he could be like Santa. But with less surprise. And clothes.

  • 0

    overtherainbow

    7 months ago

    maybe the fat guy would be a really awesome person and i would befriend him. but no hands? fuck that. i would be super disabled and life would be a shitbag.

  • 0

    overtherainbow

    7 months ago

    maybe the fat guy would be a really awesome person and i would befriend him. but no hands? fuck that. i would be super disabled and life would be a shitbag.

  • 0

    Kate H

    6 months ago

    If i have my hands i could punch that bastard !

  • 0

    Joanne

    2 months ago

    my little brother runs around the house naked and the doctors say he's obese... I guess that works.

  • 0

    Jakodi

    2 months ago

    You'd get used to the stalker and if her never did anything but follow you around it wouldn't be that bad.

  • 0

    Leon8455

    1 month ago

    Restraining order/kill fat guy problem solved :D plus I like my hands

  • 0

    OptimusBoBo

    1 month ago

    I'll never am able to watch Family Guy agian....

  • 0

    silylmith99

    1 month ago

    if i give him clothes will he leave me alone

  • 0

    Cameron Harrison

    3 days ago

    Can't touch a girls who who's without hands

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