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Be Chev Chelios from Crank
Be The Transporter
Both are movie characters portrayed by Jason Statham
I'm torn between Jason Statham and Jason Statham. Ugh.
Whatever, I get to fuck bitches in the middle of a horse race
hands down! The Transporter is soo badass!
Transporter of course !! I don't want to charge my self every five fucking minutes !!!
Chev Chelios both kicks ass AND drives like a beast. I'm pretty sure he's way more awesome than the Transporter. Also, Chev Chelios has no rules. He breaks them.
Yeah, but you'll never be left alone, there'll always be some mob boss who wants to steal your dick or something
He breaks his non-existent rules? Woah badass!
I always thought Crank and Crank 2 was way better than the Transporter films. I mean one was enough. It got tiring after a while. ANd besides Crank kinda reminds me a little of GTA
People do realize that Chev seems to be immune to death, right?
I chose transporter but if you chose crank you can dry hump people and be on the news... Just sayin
the ultimate driver
Chelios for badassness, transporter to have a great life and shit
Lol walk into an enemy's house kick every one out then come out with a bloddy cleaver and say " where the fuck is he"
Chev drives like Frank, and they fight in a similar way. Both caracters are badass.. It was a hard choice but.. Crank it is xD
Oh no I hit the wrong button!
I'm so cnofused. XD I just chose randomly; (I don't know either of them)
Well patrick he also kicks ass in the transporter. also he drives an Audi A8 and 7-series.
The Transporter finds a way to be classy and kick ass at the same time. A very easy choice if you ask me.
I don't want to shock my tits every minute, I'd rather jump on mobile trucks and parachute and shit
Chev all the way
At least I get paid to be badass
I don't know who either are.
Crank is a boss but transporter is serious
Fuuck. Transporter obviously. Chev's fucking near death all the time. I don't wanna have to snort epinephrine for breakfast before sticking my cock in a goddamn electrical outlet just to live another hour into the day
chev chelios' life is fucked
transporter is much cooler
Chev Chelios FTW
Both bad movies... hard to make a choice
Chev is just a fucking machine. anyday although it doesnt say anything about having to be fueled by adrenaline, how does he sleep anyway???
Wait, doesn't he have to be in constant pain to survive in Crank? Uhh, I think I'd take most characters over that guy...
you fkn me? chevs got like super powers.. hes the real version of the infamous guy an hes with amy smart
If someone killed me I'd come backfor the dead and reward them for killing chev
Hell yea! Transporter!
everyone chose transporter because they obviously don't know who chev chelios is XD
um, no. chev may be immune to death. but the transporter i have no idea who is XD i just randomly chose
Chev Chelios is literally indestructible.
Only 16% for Chev?! Come on! He defines "badass", especially with all those amazing one-liners
Oh my god this is the easiest question I have ever had.
It would get pretty annoying constantly keeping my adrenaline levels high so my heart won't stop.
The Transporter is epic, he's badass and he drives ultra cool cars. He's awesome.
Would love to drive around in some awesome German cars all day that can jump my from one building to another.
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