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Be allergic to babies
Be allergic to elderly people
You would sneeze uncontrollably
Old people aren't adorable
Yeah but your going to be old too dumb ass.
Neither are babies IMO.
Babies aren't adorable either
well i think babies are boring i personally love talking to old people they are so sweet and kind FUCK YOUR babies fuck them in the ass nigga
It's disturbing that Conrad wants to fuck babies in the ass, especially with his allergies and all
LOL Jessica Reptar Green
Yes they are.
No way I'm gonna sneeze during childbirth!
hmm, but does this mean we'd all be allergic to ourselves in the future?
@Jason Morales. If you are allergic to babies you would die the day you were born.
So you're the dumbass
I'd be nearly dead anyway
What if I was to become allergic at the age of 20? Not everyone are born with allergies
Babies are annoying, old people smell funny. It was a hard choice
@JessicaReptarGreen I dunno, it's kinda kinky IMO.
You could never have a baby if you were allergic to them
Babies will steal your wives
@ Jason Morales You don't know that. Don't be an asshole.
@ Franklin Chen That's not how allergies work. Did you even read the description?
Oh the wrinkles.....
you were a baby at one time too, also allergic reactions as a baby has a significantly higher chance of being fatal and also what's to say you don't die young then you wouldn't be allergic to your old self but no matter what you can't answer this question and not have been a baby at some point
Babies aren't adorable... They look like shriveled potatoes...
old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.
While I would sincerely hate to be allergic to babies... If I were to be allergic to the elderly, when I become one, wouldn't I then be allergic to myself? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one.... ._.
crap i didn't think of that
but wouldn't that mean you were ONCE allergic to yourself, you don't develop allergies overnight or after reading a "would-you-rather"
When I'm old I'll be excited for doctor's visits so why not add an allergist to the list
But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.
Babies are disgusting (in my opinion)
I hate babies
What happens when you get old?
I don't like babies...
It would be such a convenient excuse to run away from children...
Babies are annoying most of the time.
i hate babies
Babies crying in restaurants is one of my least favorite things. I would probably enjoy being able to tell a hostess they can't seat me near babies due to my allergy. I would definitely enjoy dinners out far more..
I don't plan to have old people...
Do you plan on being one? Dumbass....
^oh fucking dear
Yeah. Babies are gross, too.
I'm already allergic to old people.
You'd be allergic to yourself soon enough
Yeah, you're going to die when you get old. Not of old age, but of an allergic reaction.
Wouldn't want to be allergic to my self at a old age.
What the hell can you do with babies???
At least the babies would think you were funny and smile. The old people would hate you for sneezing so much.
"I'm sorry, honey. I can't change his diaper because of my allergies."
Just posted that and realized that could also apply to old people.
NO WAIT, I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!
I live in an area where old people are always present
I pretty much am allergic to elder people
i HAAAAATEEEEEE babies
I don't wanna be allergic to myself....
What happens when we get old?
Hate babies anyway so
I hate babies, so... xD
I hate babies. Yuck.
I hate babies anyway.
Old men are very wise. WE ATTACK THE BABIES WITH MISSILES TONIGHT!!!!
What would I eat then?
Old people are weird.
But what would happen when you become an old person?
@catc0617- Totally agreed! I don't want kids anyway.
i love babies!!! old people are angry and set in their ways... i'd MUCH rather be allergic to old people than precious little babiesss
no some old people are awesome. maurice sendak
babies dont give you shit AS much as most elderly people do
After a while i will be allergic to myself
But what happen when ur old r u just gonna have allergic reactions like 24/7
No more aunty squeezing my cheek!
babies freak me out
What happen when u become the elderly? Infinite sneezee
But seriously after I picked this answer, I thought this: what happens when I'm a senior and I'm allergic to myself??
I hate those things
What happens when I become old
Old people smell funny
I would rather be able to be allergick to my new born than to my own parents. I can start soending time whit the new born after he/she is age of 4 and at my parents wont get any younger and i would like to spend nice time whit my parents. (Thx for reading and sorry if my english is bad it is not my first laugage)
failure to define elderly merits my answer.
Babies are fine, it is just 2 years if you have one before it technically isn't a baby, and you don't have to wake up and spend every literal second with it, if you have a significant other.
Babies are only babies for a year or two. Elderly people can be elderly for 20+ years (depending on how you define elderly). Also, babies can't feel emotionally hurt because you won't talk to them .. like my grandma would.
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