You would sneeze uncontrollably
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Ardit
Old people aren't adorable
Jason Morales
Yeah but your going to be old too dumb ass.
tombomberzorz
Neither are babies IMO.
Venusi Artopt
Babies aren't adorable either
Conrad
well i think babies are boring i personally love talking to old people they are so sweet and kind FUCK YOUR babies fuck them in the ass nigga
Jessica Reptar Green
It's disturbing that Conrad wants to fuck babies in the ass, especially with his allergies and all
Selflicky
LOL Jessica Reptar Green
Bassam Aziz
Yes they are.
JediChick238
No way I'm gonna sneeze during childbirth!
jeji
hmm, but does this mean we'd all be allergic to ourselves in the future?
Franklin Chen
@Jason Morales. If you are allergic to babies you would die the day you were born. So you're the dumbass
Max
I'd be nearly dead anyway
Theshadowquake
babys suck
catc0617
While I would sincerely hate to be allergic to babies... If I were to be allergic to the elderly, when I become one, wouldn't I then be allergic to myself? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one.... ._.
Kendall Walls
crap i didn't think of that
Nick
but wouldn't that mean you were ONCE allergic to yourself, you don't develop allergies overnight or after reading a "would-you-rather"
Brittany Conner
When I'm old I'll be excited for doctor's visits so why not add an allergist to the list
jennxsomething
old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.
Grickel
What happens when you get old?
Ava
Babies are disgusting (in my opinion)
Aleksander Mortensen
I don't like babies...
Big D
Fuck babies.
lukei
I hate babies
MyNameIsKali
Babies are annoying most of the time.
ViviFFIX
I don't plan to have old people...
Marcus Panico
Do you plan on being one? Dumbass....
Kieran James
^oh fucking dear
Jessica Prather
It would be such a convenient excuse to run away from children...
luke
What the hell can you do with babies???
jennxsomething
old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.
somegirl90
Babies crying in restaurants is one of my least favorite things. I would probably enjoy being able to tell a hostess they can't seat me near babies due to my allergy. I would definitely enjoy dinners out far more..
catnads
I'm already allergic to old people.
endlessPIE
You'd be allergic to yourself soon enough
Mitchell Guptill
Wouldn't want to be allergic to my self at a old age.
pmaguire13
i HAAAAATEEEEEE babies
Tori
I don't wanna be allergic to myself....
Paulo Barbosa
i hate babies
Jay
i hate babies
Marco Quello Della L
im already allergic to babies
Carbon
Your parents are elderly, so yea
Namegoeshere
What would I eat then? -Atheist
thearslan148
I'm a pedo so.....
KatieSmurf
But what would happen when you become an old person?
oliviax3alden
i love babies!!! old people are angry and set in their ways... i'd MUCH rather be allergic to old people than precious little babiesss
Jay
no some old people are awesome. maurice sendak
Carlos Martin
There is this baby on my school bus and I have sneezed around it before.
ChuckNorris
Old people would understand. They'd be like, "It's okay, sunny!"
Shluff
Presuming you would be allergic to yourself. Fuck. That.
largadargaharga
like you want to be allergic to you're own BABY? plus maybe they could find a cure to it.
boblenouveau
Would you be allergic to yourself when you get old?
N3VVRmiNd
Already allergic
KatnissEverderp
There goes your visits to Grandma's house!
malacia
Ideally I'd like to become an elderly person
a2012flash
At least the babies would think you were funny and smile. The old people would hate you for sneezing so much.
Muhammad
Can't raise kids.
gkallikas
Hate babies anyway so
Anthony Durkalec
Old people suck! All they talk about is how alone they are and that they are going to die soon! Also all they say is I am to old for this and that! Then they wonder why we don't want to spend time with them!
Anthony Durkalec
Old people suck! All they talk about is how alone they are and that they are going to die soon! Also all they say is I am to old for this and that! Then they wonder why we don't want to spend time with them!
Seritias
I hate babies, so... xD
Jeremy
I hate babies. Yuck.
Gary Jones
I work at LongJohn Silvers :(
Nizar Tajdin
I'm already allergic to babies
Anonymous
I hate babies anyway.
rubberlikewalrus
I think that sneezing will make a baby laugh but just end up scaring scenile people if it dosn't stop
Soham Dasgupta
Eventually you'll be old and be allergic to yourself constantly so... um yeah.
Dawson Barton
POINT IS YOUR ALLERGIC TO YOURSELF EITHER WAY
Philtrum
Old people are weird.
xereeto
@catc0617- Totally agreed! I don't want kids anyway.