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You would sneeze uncontrollably

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  • 108

    Ardit

    4 years ago

    Old people aren't adorable

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      Jason Morales

      1 year ago

      Yeah but your going to be old too dumb ass.

    • 97

      tombomberzorz

      1 year ago

      Neither are babies IMO.

    • 42

      Venusi Artopt

      1 year ago

      Babies aren't adorable either

    • 49

      Conrad

      1 year ago

      well i think babies are boring i personally love talking to old people they are so sweet and kind FUCK YOUR babies fuck them in the ass nigga

    • 118

      Jessica Reptar Green

      1 year ago

      It's disturbing that Conrad wants to fuck babies in the ass, especially with his allergies and all

    • 12

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      LOL Jessica Reptar Green

    • 1

      Bassam Aziz

      1 year ago

      Yes they are.

    • 8

      JediChick238

      1 year ago

      No way I'm gonna sneeze during childbirth!

    • 12

      jeji

      1 year ago

      hmm, but does this mean we'd all be allergic to ourselves in the future?

    • 1

      Franklin Chen

      1 year ago

      @Jason Morales. If you are allergic to babies you would die the day you were born. So you're the dumbass

    • 0

      Max

      11 months ago

      I'd be nearly dead anyway

    • 4

      Sickan

      7 months ago

      What if I was to become allergic at the age of 20? Not everyone are born with allergies

    • 1

      OMGacreeper1234

      6 months ago

      Babies are annoying, old people smell funny. It was a hard choice

    • 1

      ghostrade

      5 months ago

      @JessicaReptarGreen I dunno, it's kinda kinky IMO.

    • 1

      UnderscoreZero

      4 months ago

      You could never have a baby if you were allergic to them

    • 0

      Zeo181

      4 months ago

      Babies will steal your wives

    • 0

      Tamlen

      3 months ago

      @ Jason Morales You don't know that. Don't be an asshole. @ Franklin Chen That's not how allergies work. Did you even read the description?

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      Gabby

      1 month ago

      Oh the wrinkles.....

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      Seth

      2 weeks ago

      you were a baby at one time too, also allergic reactions as a baby has a significantly higher chance of being fatal and also what's to say you don't die young then you wouldn't be allergic to your old self but no matter what you can't answer this question and not have been a baby at some point

  • 36

    Theshadowquake

    2 years ago

    babys suck

  • 24

    jennxsomething

    2 years ago

    old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.

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    catc0617

    2 years ago

    While I would sincerely hate to be allergic to babies... If I were to be allergic to the elderly, when I become one, wouldn't I then be allergic to myself? Correct me if I'm wrong on that one.... ._.

    • 6

      Kendall Walls

      2 years ago

      crap i didn't think of that

    • 6

      Nick

      2 years ago

      but wouldn't that mean you were ONCE allergic to yourself, you don't develop allergies overnight or after reading a "would-you-rather"

    • 1

      Brittany Conner

      1 year ago

      When I'm old I'll be excited for doctor's visits so why not add an allergist to the list

    • 0

      truemaster

      9 months ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

    • 0

      truemaster

      9 months ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

    • 0

      truemaster

      9 months ago

      But either way you're screwed, if you are allergic to babies you would be allergic to yourself when you was a baby.

  • 13

    Ava

    1 year ago

    Babies are disgusting (in my opinion)

  • 13

    Grickel

    2 years ago

    What happens when you get old?

  • 12

    lukei

    1 year ago

    I hate babies

  • 12

    Aleksander Mortensen

    2 years ago

    I don't like babies...

  • 11

    Big D

    2 years ago

    Fuck babies.

  • 10

    Jessica Prather

    2 years ago

    It would be such a convenient excuse to run away from children...

  • 10

    MyNameIsKali

    2 years ago

    Babies are annoying most of the time.

  • 7

    somegirl90

    1 year ago

    Babies crying in restaurants is one of my least favorite things. I would probably enjoy being able to tell a hostess they can't seat me near babies due to my allergy. I would definitely enjoy dinners out far more..

  • 7

    Jay

    1 year ago

    i hate babies

  • 7

    ViviFFIX

    1 year ago

    I don't plan to have old people...

  • 7

    jennxsomething

    2 years ago

    old people rock. you can't have decent conversations with babies.

    • 0

      Alpha

      8 months ago

      Yeah. Babies are gross, too.

  • 7

    catnads

    3 years ago

    I'm already allergic to old people.

    • 14

      endlessPIE

      2 years ago

      You'd be allergic to yourself soon enough

    • 0

      Alpha

      8 months ago

      Yeah, you're going to die when you get old. Not of old age, but of an allergic reaction.

  • 6

    Mitchell Guptill

    1 year ago

    Wouldn't want to be allergic to my self at a old age.

  • 5

    luke

    1 year ago

    What the hell can you do with babies???

  • 4

    a2012flash

    1 year ago

    At least the babies would think you were funny and smile. The old people would hate you for sneezing so much.

  • 4

    Paulo Barbosa

    1 year ago

    i hate babies

  • 1

    Tristan Lim

    1 month ago

    But what happen when ur old r u just gonna have allergic reactions like 24/7

  • 2

    Quoice

    9 months ago

    NO WAIT, I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!

  • 2

    pmaguire13

    1 year ago

    i HAAAAATEEEEEE babies

  • 2

    Tori

    1 year ago

    I don't wanna be allergic to myself....

  • 0

    Nick Drew

    4 days ago

    that's hard to pick because old people are so nice and are really cool if you get to know them but babies are cute and funny and fun to play with but they can be annoying tho

  • 0

    Nick Drew

    4 days ago

    that's hard to pick because old people are so nice and are really cool if you get to know them but babies are cute and funny and fun to play with but they can be annoying tho

  • 2

    gkallikas

    1 year ago

    Hate babies anyway so

  • 2

    Seritias

    1 year ago

    I hate babies, so... xD

  • 2

    Jeremy

    1 year ago

    I hate babies. Yuck.

  • 2

    Katie

    1 year ago

    I hate babies anyway.

  • 0

    donutmoustache

    1 week ago

    What happens when you get old?

  • 2

    Namegoeshere

    2 years ago

    What would I eat then? -Atheist

  • 2

    Philtrum

    2 years ago

    Old people are weird.

  • 2

    KatieSmurf

    2 years ago

    But what would happen when you become an old person?

  • 2

    xereeto

    2 years ago

    @catc0617- Totally agreed! I don't want kids anyway.

  • 2

    oliviax3alden

    2 years ago

    i love babies!!! old people are angry and set in their ways... i'd MUCH rather be allergic to old people than precious little babiesss

    • 0

      Jay

      1 year ago

      no some old people are awesome. maurice sendak

  • 0

    extreme02

    1 week ago

    No more crying and whining in my ears

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    omega_wolf

    2 weeks ago

    Both moderately annoy me but i encounter old people less, and if sneeze near an old person i could just say im sorry but if i sneeze near a baby i'll be arrested and shot for trying to pass on an infectious disease to a baby and everyone will consider hitler as a bundle of laugh compared to me and then my life will spiral into doom as i was violently allergic to babies.

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    Mauio

    2 weeks ago

    Never said how old...It could be referring to 1000 years of age

  • 0

    aelee1342

    2 weeks ago

    Why is this even a question?

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    Elaina

    2 weeks ago

    Only awnsered yhis STUPID question to say babues turn elderly so you'd pretty much be allergic to humans and yourself so yea its kinda DUMB...

  • 0

    KebabKebab

    2 weeks ago

    I am already allergic to babies, fuck everyone that's less than 6 months old

  • 1

    darkeagle5932

    8 months ago

    Old people smell funny

  • 0

    PTRACK

    3 weeks ago

    This question killed me

  • 1

    mister

    8 months ago

    I would rather be able to be allergick to my new born than to my own parents. I can start soending time whit the new born after he/she is age of 4 and at my parents wont get any younger and i would like to spend nice time whit my parents. (Thx for reading and sorry if my english is bad it is not my first laugage)

  • 0

    CheeseBurger

    1 month ago

    No more popsicles in the cellar for me

  • 1

    largadargaharga

    11 months ago

    like you want to be allergic to you're own BABY? plus maybe they could find a cure to it.

  • 0

    muffineevee

    1 month ago

    Psst. I don't think babies are cute, but they are funny to watch. (sorry)

  • 1

    malacia

    11 months ago

    Ideally I'd like to become an elderly person

  • 1

    Marco Quello Della L

    1 year ago

    im already allergic to babies

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