By shoes I mean any foot gear.
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Ardit
I wouldn't be able to click stuff here...
Bradley
Is your mouse red?
Anthony
Im on my android but I tapped on the white letters
Irelynd Evans
What would happen if your finger started bleeding
It's_Just_Jessica
What's gonna stop you from touching red?
Darren Whyte
My laptop is red...
Mikenna
clicking is'nt touching.
Meemo2
SANDLES1
Dudugs
paint
Eilena
Cursor is touching it, not me.
BEASTMODE#1afroman
Got a touch screen computer...
hnr01
Oh, sh**, my mouse is red!
Shaco Clone
Normally i would click red but i couldn't because red is i can't click anything red.
dyolfknip
How do people using a touchscreen choose red?
nowhereman136
your feet would adapt to being able to handle anything
neonblue120
Bullshit, more like constantly cut and infected!
Andrew Davis
@neon NOPE, as long as you don't tap dance in a pile of broken glass
FragrantSkunk
True, I went about a week barefoot, I was running along gravel at the end. You just gotta watch out for glass.
Eilena
Stores and places say "No shirt, no shoes, no service". No service from a billion restaurants and stores?
Jay
@Eilena: Remove soles from shoes. Problem solved.
xMeggieManiacal
+ Anyone find it ironic that the "never touch red" side is red??
overtherainbow
i dont think ive touched anything red today.... plus i could just bring a hankerchief around with me to touch stuff with.
ChaosPowerCP
The handkerchief would work for some things, but you couldn't eat anything red because it would have to touch your mouth. You also couldn't stand on anything red.
SunnyCrapCake
@Chaos Shoes, and I don't think I eat many red things... Except tomato's and ketchup.
WolfGirlKate
OH GOD, MY BLOOD!
John Welch
Exactly. Everyone who clicked 'red' must immediately go and have all their blood removed.
Des
I was about to agree with catnads, then I realized I'm holding a red can of tea...
ossmosse
CAN!?
Franklin Chen
Yes, you can put tea in a can.. I swear humans are constantly creating brilliant and novel ideas.
kokid913
nipples, and vagina
Jerry Jerryson
You should probably go to the doctor.......
Ptess254
Shoes, besides I can always levitate.
HappyGal
yeah i know right?
Loopholefag
Sandals.
Slashy1632
read the description idiot...
wonderbung
I used to live in Alaska. Bare feet are a no-go at -55F.
Hawkbamf
You don't live there now so what's the problem with no shoes
atfinals
I would have to get new sheets.
SeaHorse405
Oh yeah, THAT'S the reason you need new ones. . .
catnads
I can't remember the last red thing I touched.
Adam
The button never touch anything red ;)
pheonix
haha i clicked blue becuase i couldnt touch red lol
Jake
does clicking the red box count?
Das Lo
If you have like a red screen for ex: a touchscreen phone, it wouldn't matter because there are layers of plastic and glass on the screen. Btw, if you picked to never wear shoes, you could wear boots or cleats
Das Lo
You're fucking smart
Justin
I went the whole day without shoes actually. That's until my toe nail got ripped off...
Evan Binns
ouch
Rachelle Davenport
H3H3H3
Scoutt von Forrva
PleasE NO, NoT YoU ToO....
RingoStarr
Poop
matthew
Spider-Man is my favorite hero, and he's red and blue. Obvious answer
Rikujin
sure i cant wear shoes, but i can wear a shit load of socks
Elizabeth
Never drink Coke again? No thank you.
Alex Delahunty
I wouldn't be able to touch redheads ;)
rumpeldunk
My guitar is red, so that's easy.
Will Tompkins
I wouldn't be able to have sex with my girlfriend anymore :c
Quentin
You could click stuff, given that your computer isn't red
ramsT&F
No more red tube..
Human Death
I couldnt choose red
Anonymous69
Lol touched red :3
Whippersnapper
Wanted to vote for the other one but I'm not able to click it...
JannuPass
Would get awkward, when all you have is red shoes.
EnderFreak
Im sorry to say but if i dont go blue i cant andwer questions....Also i live on mars
Jennifer Patenaude
Just to be controdictary xD
Nicholas Gauthier
blue paint
Awzuum
I can't even choose not be able to touch anything red because the option is red...
Milan Teerink
U have red hear so yeah.... And im on my iPhone so i couldnt touch red anymore :/
Minecraftisphun
I pressed red PARADOX
Kahlen Conn
just carry around some paint
Ali
i'll just wear boots!
Shem Biggie
I cant click because im not allowed to touch the red
Max
(I'm on an iPad)
Max
I touched the letters
Jaxquel Deyran Delacruz
WHAT IF YOUR COLOR BLIND?@!
Jaxquel Deyran Delacruz
hey people don't forget about Crocs!
Max_Steak
Gotta get me some sandals...
locoriley
But to tape that it was red
Chason McKay
Considering my mouse is red... I guess I'd be barefoot!
BlueTyphoid
Gloves :)
Aftasid Emir
The people's flag
Treelady
Fuck shoes.
Brdie
Who needs shoes?
ThatSillyKitty
I feel sorry for people with red shoes