Sidekick for what? Life.
Unmoderated: This question has not been reviewed by You Rather moderators. Content may be misformatted, offensive or inappropriate in nature.
Add Comment
194 comments
Tip: Sign up to see adult-rated questions.
Recently Answered
- You haven't answered any questions yet.
Jumanji9700
Have you seen Phantom Menace?? Jar Jar is annoying as Hell. At least Robin had semi-cool gadgets.
Lord English
Robin can also handle himself competently, in a fight or otherwise. He dresses like a flamboyant gay, but it's not like there's anything wrong with that.
LeBatman
I think that I of all people can tell you that anyone is better than Robin.
Bob
I also heard he is excellent at sucking penis.
sykogrape
he also says shit like "holy crap baskets batman!" and other annoying but hilarious stuff like that
Xerun
Robin is the reason Batman died but Jar Jar is an annoying fuck head who would probably get you killed anyway.
Dudugs
Free walking punching bag
shane
THAT ANNOYING FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Thomas Yriarte
I don't want my phone to rape me....
r3dsparcl3
jar jar is better than batman.
owen
You're a bad person
Nick DaBombDiggity
Jar jar shat on batman
derp herpington
please die now
xdpher
mesa feelsa so retarded!
Amon
Comparing Jar Jar to the fucking Batman is like comparing brain cancer to immortality. Jar Jar being the cancer.
Unison
Leave the earth forever.
Smokey.Kat
Well you could have Jar Jar at your side to be eaten by some monster or use him as a gift to be the court jester that get eaten on his first day.
Sean Gordon
ja ja is the shittiest most pointless character ever
Lord English
Obvious troll is obvious.
SomeMiracle
your going to burn, in hell
Jerry
jar jar is a high rank in his ARMY!
Dudugs
Jar jar is hilarious. And i could always make him wear a tuxedo and walk around with him
Kamil WalrusMeow Dharamshi
Jar Jar got Batman killed, and Robin too
colinmacdonk
i would probably kill jar jar within the first day of his sidekicking
jazzhands
It'd be easier on my conscious to kill Jar Jar and live life without a sidekick.
Ptess254
r3dsparcl3, YOU JUST SHUT THE F&$^ UP, BATMAN CAN KICK JAR JAR'S ASS 8 WAYS TO SUNDAY! BESIDES, MY SIDEKICK BECOMES NIGHT WING, AND JAR JAR BECOMES A TERRIBLE EXCUSE OF A DYING FRANCHISE THAT SHOULD HAVE STOPPED BEFORE THE PREQUEL! Also, notice how my sentences are perfectly punctuated.
SConnelly53
Why did you censor "fuck" with 7 characters?
hostile
Robin and Jar-Jar are both annoying, but at least Jar-Jar isnt 10.
Mexiflan
You have obviously never read a comic book.
1stwarror
Ugh! I wouldn't want that abomination terrorizing the city with it's looks.
Julia
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as my sidekick? Yes please.
Mazarine Paquier
Exactly why I said Robin.
StormingShadow
Jar jar. I can throw him into all the death traps.
Isaiah Miller
meesa think yousa pretty stupid for pickin da robin betcha betcha
Donnie Rhoads
who the fuck are you people saying jar jar
Thatoneguy567
Misa
Okmrbob
Well people will make jokes about me having a boy in tights as a sidekick. I am not gonna be cool enough as batman to have people not care about it.
cheylabob
Jar Jar is way too fucking annoying... Can I just have R2D2 instead?
youat2inthemorning
JarJar
hendrxson
i am batman
Savannah
I used to have a crush on Robin in Teen Titans,lol.
schrammtastic
robin is also gay and i dont want my sidekick makin passes at me
TrekkerStan
One of the Robins was a girl, i choose her
Noy
And this, my friends, in an homophobic idiot.
neonblue120
Yeah because all gay guys are attracted to ALL straight guys... he might not in fact be physically REPUSLED at the idea of him touching or you touching him.
Victor Bieberfan Sø
Jar Jar Pls. -lul
Jack Rawlings
Jar Jar = Awesomeness in the flesh
subjecthometownhere
Depends on which Robin, I suppose.
pstaley
Batman sucks I don't know why people like him he's retarted
zenzen
Definately the comic book version of Robin. Id prefer Richard Grayson to Tim Drake.
Marmadukes
Jar Jar isn't human. You could kill him and the only whiners would be PETA. But having robin around would at least be funny.
Glenn
I would just end up killing Jar Jar
horsedickdotmpeg
Robin cause I like little small men, no homo
HoodHustla
I might end up drop kicking Jar Jar in the face...then again is that really such a bad thing...considering if I should change my answer.
Fus-Ro-Dah
I could finally do something important with my name!
Noah Washington
He'd kind of be more of a bodyguard
Benny
me-sa would go insane after five minutes with that annoying turd as a sidekick
Anarchypluss{Dylan}
FUC YOU JAR JAR I HOPE YOU BURNNNN
RealityWarping
Robin is hilariously annoying, Jar Jar is stupid annoying. Plus, Robin would be more useful than Jar Jar, the only thing you could say he is useful for is sacrificial reasons.
Yoda578
Robin is a shitty side kick
Thatoneguy567
Misa think jar jar is funnier
Max
AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CellGirl
Jar Jar! C'mon lets go to the Cell games! You can be my living Sheild!
neonblue120
Jar jar is annoying... really Lucas REALLY?
Jasper Q Hornberger
Which Robin? There have been 4....
Amon
Robin as far as I know was cool in Arkham City.
Origingirl
Robin from dark knight rises is sexy as hell! He can be my sidekick any day ;)
AlmostBeyonce
give me all the robins!
Matthew Robinson
Mesa thins all of usa who chose Robin are astupid.
astrowebs
Definitely Robin. But that poses another question: Which Robin? Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, or Damian?
Maggie
Robin. Hands down
Jimmie Nicole Hogsed
Fuck jar jar. Annoying little shit.
Paul
Can he eventually become night wing?
Joe Gesualdi
anyone looks good next to jarjar binks
Dakota Dean
Y r people saying batman can kick jar jars ass its jar jar vs robin if it wer the heros quigon gin or obi won kenobi would bend batman over and rape him with there lightsabers
Soham Dasgupta
Personal punching bag that follows me everywhere.
Morgan Marie
jar jar is fucking awesome. i dressed up as him for halloween one year
Taylor
id bang him lol
Badfella
Whoever picked Jar Jar wasn't breastfed as a child.
Trey Crossley
I wouldn't feel bad if Jar Jar died