This would be the name on your birth certificate that everyone would call you. And no nicknames allowed. "Oh hey Big D!" - Absolutely not.
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BrentKennedy
With this name, I will get into politics. "Your Refridgerator IS running... For presidency!"
Regret
WIN
Jerry Jerryson
Instant electoral landslide.
김하나순
lol :>
Slayerx1779
I would vote for you in a heartbeat.
Patricia Lopez
ahahahahaha
Licu Mihai
I WILL VOTE YOU!
Slashy1632
made my mind INSTANTLY!
Felipe Gonzales
I laughed way too hard at this
Molly
this swayed my vote
Anastacia
This comment is the reason I voted the way I did lol
Stolkmen
Any last name sounds good with Refrigerator. Refrigerator Jackson. Refrigerator Robinson. lol
Ian Crawford
I fucking laughed out loud.
Freq-Sho
Dishwasher just sounds like a shitty job title. Frieg at least you cna say when you hit people it's like they got a frieg dropped on them
kristi351
My name is Refrigerator Shrader. You are so correct.
Sam Dunn
It's an elegant name.
Grus
Yo, what's up Reffy
Anju
@Grus: it says you can't ever use nicknames.
Rythmbot
Only 3 syllables
Nobody Home
But... But... I wanted to have "Fridge" as a nickname...
Griffin
Why do they call you 'fridge'? "Cus I'm a cold ass hawnky"
Calvin L.
Refridgerators are badass
bones
"y do they call u fridge?" cus i'm that cool
Robert Yoder
My name is Dish....Dishwasher Jones!
Roo Bailey
My name is already Dishwasher, I'm a girl! LMAO, but seriously, Being called Dishy is much better than being called fridge!
Shelfy
No nicknames allowed
The Juggerbelly
Dishwasher? Oh no, thats my profession. Call me Refrigerator.
Spiderpig 8D
I can have a nickname like Refri or something :P
assassin
read the info
Devan Kohn
People can call me frig
Senbi Stone Stevens
Fuck it my name already sucks. i'll gladly take either one.
cwags812
dishwasher sounds like an illegal immigrant lmao
overtherainbow
Being a girl, dishwasher would make me sound like a useless housewife. Which this one mean guy at school called me. Not going back to the days of "hey housewife."
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
Well, if it's a girl for dishwasher, at least her name fits her job description.
Jagan
U could use the pick up line "wanna see my icicle?"
Connor Wilson
Refrigerator is cooler. Badum tiss.
Will Tompkins
Refrigerator H. Tompkins. True gentleman.
alex
would i rather be alex dishwasher or refrigerator palmieri
AaronD001
Now that I think of it, Dishwasher Dobson sounds quite catchy...
T.P.N
id be a rapper the dishwasher is in the house ready to clean yo dishes
Jealot
Is your refrigerator running?
Mr. Zero Falk
Well, I heard of a cool guy whose name is Freeza, so it must be cool. Pun intended.
tutecast
Refrigerator Jones 4: The Fridget Jones Diaries
jedgar
If my name was Refrigerator, I would be the coldest motherfucker on the block.
Rina
You can call me... REFF.
Danielle
So, basically the question is do you like red or blue better
Danielle
So, basically the question is do you like red or blue better
Gumbojelly
I'm not a woman.
StewieFU
Anyone here love reddit?
Elm13
I would just go by Ref. It makes me sound hip.
Regret
Some call me Regret, some call me Romeo. Might as well keep the R thing going.
Nick B.
Refrigerator sounds more masculine.
steve
well you can change dishwasher to dickwasher and i only realised this after picking it
Dawson Barton
HEY REFRIGERATOR WHATS IN IT FOR ME!! BU DUM TISS!!
David
I could say its French!
Juliana Florence Stoner
I see what you did there... "Big D!" is a Harry Potter reference.
asneakyfatcat
Reminds me of lesbian dishwasher-rainbow dash
Ferreteh
I'll keep your meat fresh. =w=
Rachel B
I'd just have everyone call me "Tor" instead!
Gringomiester
Da Bears
TheMoonDust
Dishwasher would suck since everyone would want me to do their dishes.
Joeggernaut
I and everything I owned would be cooler.
conradpreisler
Refrigerater Sounds like superhero: I am the refrigerater!
Uncle Jerry
People will just call me dish
MonsterPages
Nicknames: Ref or Ridge...vs Dish?
Tristysue02
I would be all like "Call me Fridgy."
Logan Sprole
Sup Ref, how u doin?
Payton
My mom named me oven
Franklin Chen
No "Oh hey Big D" ? There are no longer any benefits in red.
Devin Lane Ford
Dishwasher is a woman's name.
milocricket
A dishwasher washes dishes.... WHo the heck would want a name like that?