Your house would not smell or rot.
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Jim
Delicious and mobile!
Freq-Sho
until it starts molding and it decays a lot faster than the shoe that is also mobile
Jacob
"Your house would not smell or ROT."
Tavis T
true
Navar0nius
Shoes don't decay. No-brainers everywhere.
Rainbow
Again, it said "Your house would not smell or rot" your arguments are invalid.
Gohon
Wait...so... How Does Spongebob Do it.
PJ150
His house was first soaked in formaldehyde? /shrug
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Road Dahl anyone?
Addy
I was wondering if anyone would realize James and the Giant Peach.. Only movie I watched growing up.
Addy
I was wondering if anyone would realize James and the Giant Peach.. Only movie I watched growing up.
Addy
I was wondering if anyone would realize James and the Giant Peach.. Only movie I watched growing up.
JediChick238
My thoughts exactly was: The old woman in the shoe and James and the Giant Peach.
shoos1
More durable and warmer!
Christian
Also not wet.
Foxy Boxes
Just with a giant hole in the roof.
sean
at least i wont get athletes face.
joel
you house would rot and smell after a while and birds and animals would eat you house
ImprovShoes
I'd have so many children, I wouldn't know what to do!
AtheistPanda
I would eat myself out of house and home.
BEKAH
a giant shoe is more mobile then a giant peach! and the peach would rot and then you would have nothing
dflaherty1996
read the description...
Lisa Wolf
a shoe is more mobile? have you ever seen a shou walk by itself? :)
Jonathan Harket Mirus
When the Peach rot...Homeless
JennLovesGod2
Peaches are sticky. Shoes are warm and cozy
methebookworm
Your house would not smell or rot.
Theshadowquake
how do you know?
Theshadowquake
oh your right herpa derp
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shadow you fucktard
Jamesasaur
Well my names James anyway so I wouldn't. Eed to fuss two much with the paperwork or my name under the peach and the animals would remember my name quite easily from the start come to think of it
Gabrielle Hircine Ko
Shoes don't rot. :3
Josh Rainer
Well I'm guessing I can change my name to James? Anyone? No... Ok
DevTook
If you know what I mean...
Tai_Leighh
Lol only if your name is James!
WaterSpace
Giant Princess Peach!
Seth T
I read the 'Your house would not smell or rot.' Too late D:
97ajf
Eat my damned house
Bailey Loso
I hate peaches and I could live in a shoe made of GOLD!!! No rule saying I can't!!!!
aekea
if i lived in a giant peach i would die from an allergic reaction ):
kinker
I wuld be like James in James and the giant Peach!
Merovean
Peaches rot.
Jacob
Read the description.
locoriley
James did it
brooke
hmmmn ARE YOU CRAZY! WE WOULDENT LIKE TO LIVE IN A SHOE WITH MOULD AND SMELL! WE WOULD LIKE TO LIVE WITH 6 GIANT CREATURES, IN A PEACH, IN NEWYORK!!!!
IIMzBoss
the peach would mold
TVG16
Does anyone read the info telling you that your house would not rot or smell? Just wondering...
Gabrielle Hircine Ko
Shoes don't rot. :3
Jacob
Nor does the giant peach. Read the description.
horsedickdotmpeg
Have you guys never seen the movie?
Jacob
Thank you. Finally someone gets it.
Jasmine Cyrus
Living in a shoe, what if a giant comes along,huh? then your screwed. Think about that.
jose torres
a peach would rot
Diddly
or read the description.
RosesareGrey
I'm not very big am I?
THERAISINLOAF
Way to many bugs in the peach
GareBear
If it doesn't smell, I feel safer in a shoe than a delicious peach everything will want to eat.
terriann
Peach fuzz gives me a rash so that was an obvious choice for me!
iPhone42
I would rather live in a peach it won't smell or rot so who cares!
Alexir3468
damn it accidently chose shoe I wanna be like James and not haft to have giant daddy long legs in my house all the time D:
NeonCat
I don't wanna live in a shoe where it might smell!
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UGH! I didn't read the additional info!! ;-;
Bboybren
"James and the giant peach" proves it's livable (:
Jessie Reyna
That peach will rot.
TobiasDominik
I could relive James and the Giant Peach I'm in
Mrmatttree
Peaches can eventually rot...
Eli Blloodthirst
My name is James and I AM IN A GIANT PEACH
Lloyd Tiberius Edgar
The peach would rot.
PizzaandPie
Live in a place that stinks, or a place that rots. Considering in this question it does neither, I would pick the peach because it's edible. Plus, can you imagine making it portable. Giant hamster ball.
Vrhythmikz
There is a historic Japanese story about this.
Jack the cap
If you get hungry you can just eat your house
slaterdahater
In the description, the house will not rot
AskAnswer
James and the Giant peach, my friends.
HappyGal
JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH LED ME TO THIS DECISION