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Be a mall cop
Be a prison guard
I would love not doing anything all day.
Stare at hot girls? Or hardened criminals intent on anal raping you? Girls please.
You don want to meet Micheal Scofield?
i read these comments after making my choice...I'm with the Texan, chicks please
also prisoners eventually leave the prison (most anyways) the guards are there for life everyday till they are to old to enjoy life. im thinking of a LotR quote but cant remember it. something about after time passes honor and virtue are long forgotten or beyond desire
Hasn't anyone seen the movie: Paul Blart; Mall Cop?
Taste the lash of my PR-24 nightstick!!!
I NEED A SEGWAY
mall cop for sure...prison guards only get to deal with the softies.
Prison gaurds make more money.
Money does not make happiness come
It may not make you any happier, but it is more comforting to cry in a new car than on a bike.
I honestly believe that money equals happiness to a degree
They see me rollin, on my segway, and i know they all think im just so white and nerdy..... no but seriously... that would be better than being scared as hell about being buttsecksed.
Imagine what you would see go down!
You mean see yourself go down? There's probably a higher risk of that in a prison than a mall.
At least prison guards make decent money.
But have you seen "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"? I think not!
I am not going to risk my life in prison. Do you know how many prison guards are attacked each year?
Prison guards make twice as much as mall cops.
Have you ever been a prison guard? It's like you have to never fucking sleep. Like they'll say " okay jail is over, everybody out. Come back tomorrow.". They only do that at the mall, so I choose mall cop.
And you're more likely to be seriously injured or killed compared to a mall cop I'll take on a pack of dumb teenage girls any day.
You'd get paid a lot more as a prison guard.
If I'm a prison guard I get to watch free gay porn
Idc about the money i dont want to get attacked
I'd rather not face the risk of getting shanked every day.
Makes my job easy.
Prison guards might make more money, but you're spending your whole day there.. I'd rather be enjoying the mall roamin' around then worry about some 300lb dude knocking me out
I'd wear a cape
yeah, gotta agree that i'd be chillin and showin off my segway moves.
at least a prison guard would get some respect for the job he does... that is unless im like 50 and then I wouldnt mind being a mall cop
I picked the wrong thing I will probably get shanked
The names Blart...... Paul Blart
i really dont want to get jumped
That one movie... lol. Also... I'd get to taze people! lol
Sorry, don't feel like someone throwing shit at me.
Kevin James is funny where no one should be.
Paul Blart ftw
I have a joke. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb. None they just beat the room for being black (add butthurt comment here)
I've seen Mall Cop.
Mall Fucking Cop all the way Bitches!
Kevin James baby!
I've been a prison guard. It's not that bad.
Prison guard in a minimum security prison perhaps?
In a prison the only real prisoner is the guard, some one explained it to me very deeply, but I forgot.
I'm guessing it's like that teachers will go to school all their lives, but their students won't?
mall cop because if i am as good looking there are hot chicks at the mall not very many in prison
Something you can do with your finger. South Park any one?
1 word, segway.
hmm... spend all day at a mall, people watching... or risk getting stabbed with a shiv... hard one.
Mall cops get no respect pussies
Paul Blart.... Mall cop
Prison guard, definitely. Always may nice mutiny happen, and mall cop... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
i aint trying to get booty raped wtf
I feel like prison guards make more money.
rape all them bitches
junkie comes and steals some food, you try to catch him. hi pokes you whit HIV needle. or convict kill some one and you and your fellow guard beat the shit out of him and take him back to his sell.
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