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Be a mall cop
Be a prison guard
I would love not doing anything all day.
Segways!
mall cop for sure...prison guards only get to deal with the softies.
They see me rollin, on my segway, and i know they all think im just so white and nerdy..... no but seriously... that would be better than being scared as hell about being buttsecksed.
Segway comment #3.
Paul Blart
Prison guards make twice as much as mall cops.
at least a prison guard would get some respect for the job he does... that is unless im like 50 and then I wouldnt mind being a mall cop
I am not going to risk my life in prison. Do you know how many prison guards are attacked each year?
yeah, gotta agree that i'd be chillin and showin off my segway moves.
mall cop because if i am as good looking there are hot chicks at the mall not very many in prison
At least prison guards make decent money.
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Azer Faraclas
I would love not doing anything all day.
Jim
Segways!
groovykat
mall cop for sure...prison guards only get to deal with the softies.
overtherainbow
They see me rollin, on my segway, and i know they all think im just so white and nerdy..... no but seriously... that would be better than being scared as hell about being buttsecksed.
Moondew
Segway comment #3.
CoolGuy1309
Paul Blart
wonderbung
Prison guards make twice as much as mall cops.
ookevin
at least a prison guard would get some respect for the job he does... that is unless im like 50 and then I wouldnt mind being a mall cop
firehawk2324
I am not going to risk my life in prison. Do you know how many prison guards are attacked each year?
WentwoJ
yeah, gotta agree that i'd be chillin and showin off my segway moves.
likeaboss4222
mall cop because if i am as good looking there are hot chicks at the mall not very many in prison
Nathan Mabie
At least prison guards make decent money.