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Azer Faraclas
I would love not doing anything all day.
.......SUPRISE......
nice
theTexan
Stare at hot girls? Or hardened criminals intent on anal raping you? Girls please.
Shark
You don want to meet Micheal Scofield?
BigEars
i read these comments after making my choice...I'm with the Texan, chicks please
wartpig
also prisoners eventually leave the prison (most anyways) the guards are there for life everyday till they are to old to enjoy life. im thinking of a LotR quote but cant remember it. something about after time passes honor and virtue are long forgotten or beyond desire
Nick Mijnhout
Hasn't anyone seen the movie: Paul Blart; Mall Cop?
Max
Taste the lash of my PR-24 nightstick!!!
Jim
Segways!
calio
I NEED A SEGWAY
groovykat
mall cop for sure...prison guards only get to deal with the softies.
wrathseed
Prison gaurds make more money.
calio
Money does not make happiness come
xXashXx
@calio It may not make you any happier, but it is more comforting to cry in a new car than on a bike.
Putridgrim
I honestly believe that money equals happiness to a degree
CoolGuy1309
Paul Blart
overtherainbow
They see me rollin, on my segway, and i know they all think im just so white and nerdy..... no but seriously... that would be better than being scared as hell about being buttsecksed.
Catherine
Imagine what you would see go down!
MarkTheGr8
You mean see yourself go down? There's probably a higher risk of that in a prison than a mall.
Nathan Mabie
At least prison guards make decent money.
MarkTheGr8
But have you seen "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"? I think not!
firehawk2324
I am not going to risk my life in prison. Do you know how many prison guards are attacked each year?
wonderbung
Prison guards make twice as much as mall cops.
phoebus07
Probably more.
Maisoon Saleh
Have you ever been a prison guard? It's like you have to never fucking sleep. Like they'll say " okay jail is over, everybody out. Come back tomorrow.". They only do that at the mall, so I choose mall cop.
Kristina
And you're more likely to be seriously injured or killed compared to a mall cop I'll take on a pack of dumb teenage girls any day.
Shrapnel
You'd get paid a lot more as a prison guard.
John smith
If I'm a prison guard I get to watch free gay porn
*ShinesBright*
Idc about the money i dont want to get attacked
Ryan
I'd rather not face the risk of getting shanked every day.
Madi60517
Makes my job easy.
Paul
Prison guards might make more money, but you're spending your whole day there.. I'd rather be enjoying the mall roamin' around then worry about some 300lb dude knocking me out
Gunther
I'd wear a cape
WentwoJ
yeah, gotta agree that i'd be chillin and showin off my segway moves.
ookevin
at least a prison guard would get some respect for the job he does... that is unless im like 50 and then I wouldnt mind being a mall cop
I tellz da trufe
I picked the wrong thing I will probably get shanked
annoying pumpkin
The names Blart...... Paul Blart
Mikenna
i really dont want to get jumped
TeslaCoilGirl
That one movie... lol. Also... I'd get to taze people! lol
Jamie
Sorry, don't feel like someone throwing shit at me.
BrentDH
Kevin James is funny where no one should be.
Jordan DeSimone
Paul Blart ftw
ಠ_ಠ
SEGWAYS
TROLOTRON
I have a joke. How many policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb. None they just beat the room for being black (add butthurt comment here)
LordTetris
I've seen Mall Cop.
DarkLordHP
Mall Fucking Cop all the way Bitches!
Bobby McBobz
Kevin James baby!
Joshua Carrière
I've been a prison guard. It's not that bad.
Silens
Prison guard in a minimum security prison perhaps?
horsedickdotmpeg
In a prison the only real prisoner is the guard, some one explained it to me very deeply, but I forgot.
MarkTheGr8
I'm guessing it's like that teachers will go to school all their lives, but their students won't?
likeaboss4222
mall cop because if i am as good looking there are hot chicks at the mall not very many in prison
cdawg
Segways... period
mishkatrishka
Something you can do with your finger. South Park any one?
SometimesIwonder
1 word, segway.
Matt Wilson
hmm... spend all day at a mall, people watching... or risk getting stabbed with a shiv... hard one.
trippygnome
Mall cops get no respect pussies
Hawken
Paul Blart.... Mall cop
Dariusz G. Jagielski
Prison guard, definitely. Always may nice mutiny happen, and mall cop... Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.
naomi
i aint trying to get booty raped wtf
luke
Paul blart
Kraamer
I feel like prison guards make more money.
PiggehFayce
Segways....
popoedtuba
rape all them bitches
blaaarg
Free Segway!
popoedtuba
rape errbudy
J3bl
junkie comes and steals some food, you try to catch him. hi pokes you whit HIV needle. or convict kill some one and you and your fellow guard beat the shit out of him and take him back to his sell.