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Give a handjob to a gerbil
Give a handjob to a rhinocerous
You must finish. You will not be harmed.
Judging from past questions, user Zach Dunn has a fascination with beastiality.
Be known for giving a handjob to a gerbil or a rhino? Rhino, I'm so badass I tamed the beast and pleased it sexually.
but what if the Rhino's legs gave out from pleasure and fell on you?
"You will not be harmed" lol
Less of a mess to clean up.
Might as well make it enjoyable and actually hold something.
I bet the rhino would want it more. You know, because it's horny.
I would be afraid of crushing it
I'd be afraid of being crushed, or coated in...
Have you ever seen an erect rhino's penis?! It looks like a god damn flower! Screw that!
And not just that...
Df kinda question
I would fix the rhinos hands.
These types of questions...
Let's see, tiny droplet of semen, small bite in case of retaliation, or buckets of semen and being katana'd thru the guts in case of retaliation Not a hard choice
Go big or go home
oh yeah sexy gerbil time oooooooooooooh yeah mmm mmm
This is weird. o.o
"You must finish" o.o
Gerbil is too small to give a handjob to....
It can be asleep
It would be a lot less messy.
Ummm I don't wanna go near a rhino
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