Neither would affect the length of your life
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deafside
Man I feel bad for the midgets who are just surfing the internet and come upon this. Midgets compared to leper? That's like comparing an albino with a leukemia patient.
Dylan Storey
im a midget but its cool i like being small
Macy
I know! Being a midget isn't a disease! And they're not short, they're fun sized. :)
RavingLunatic
i could get to wear all the cool stuff adults can't
T.P.N
@Dylan im 1.86 ive got back problems so your the lucky one (i cant duck under stuff so easy, but i can jump high)
[deleted]
I would like to have sex with a midget... just to know how it is^^ Like all the whores in Game of Thrones. They seem to enjoy Tyrion Lannister ;D
jesus. lol nope
what about a midget with leprosy?
Xerun
ID BE A MOVIE STAR!
Omnipotent
I just looked up what a leper is, and now I want to switch, btw, Warrick Davis anyone?
Brendan
Many more potential jobs in Hollywood
Vishnu N
Just look at peter dinklage, what a guy!
Mr C Hutty
Being a midgit would affect the length of your life
Mr C Hutty
Being a midgit would affect the length of your life
Mr C Hutty
Being a midgit would affect the length of your life
Mr C Hutty
Being a midgit would affect the length of your life
Mr C Hutty
Being a midgit would affect the length of your life
Mr C Hutty
Being a midgit would affect the length of your life
Turd Burglar 12345
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
Fainting Goat
First of all, ^this made me lol. Second, @Mr C Hutty The description says neither would affect the length of your life.
TheTank
@Mr C Hutty u r wrong x6. READ THE DESCRIPTION
kyliecarefree
Uh leprosy is curable soo...
3stroyer
Yeah but you still might be know as the leper
cool girl
B p being small is cool
TromboneFreak
Being a midget is a disease?
Adam
God's little punchlines.
TreVonn W.
being a midget isnʻt a disease
Bob Saget
I'm already a midgit so a few sized shorter wouldn't matter lol
Patrick19833
I like Mini Me and Wee Wee Man! I would rather be as cool as them.
Big Bubba
Being a midget is a disease.. Seems Legit
jackal
there is treatment for leprosy
Kyle Sullivan
I don't know what's more awful about this one: that someone posted it, or that 27% picked leper...
Christopher Somxanxa
A disease is something you get, or inherit from a parent that carried the disease, being a midget is not a disease, it is a growth disorder.
KonArtist
It's curable.
youat2inthemorning
I would totally want to be a midget
LordTetris
Tyrion Lannister. THAT IS ALL
megusta2
I am a midget
iMustacheUaQuestion
now i can be a leprocorn :D
swimmingpools
Is being a midget really a disease? TLC would not approve.
Andrew
I had a dumb moment and thought it was leopard FUCK
jon
limbo champion
Morgan Marie
being a midget isn't a disease...FAIL
Matt
Clicking leper because you thought it said leaper -_-
LB.24
Well being a midget does have its goods and bads. So does leperousy it can keep people you hate far far away from you! Beong short can be fun though.:)
MizLiv
Midgits are KA, but leppers... yeah, no.
Russell
They call me tri-pod
nichtus
leprosy has been cured.
overtherainbow
midgets = cool and being like 3/4 irish i would be a leprechaun. hell. yeah. leper = everybody going "OMG CONTAIN IT! CONTAIN IT! STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
iamdrebbits
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will do for me.
o0AHK0o
i can fly
angelshavethephonebox
Being a midget is not a disease! And I might as well be a midget anyways. I'm not much taller than one.
rotflstar
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, I'M DIGGING A HOLE!
slputt
I'm already short so...
Colin Zinngrabe
there is medication to treat lepracy
Luna Lovegood
''Neither would affect the length of your life.'' I see what you did there.
n1nja_nacho
I could join the military and have a friend carry me in his backpack. I would be COMBAT MIDGET!
TheCtrlAltLlama
You can cure leprosy very easily with modern antibiotics...
Cupcake
I'm not a miget... My height is just cute :)
Lamp Tomato
lol um wwhat
Ain't Got No Game
Can I be a ginger along as a midget? Then i'll pursue an acting career and be a leprechaun or dwarf in all sorts of stuff!
Tolarie
Since when was being a midget a disease? Lol
Benny trick
How is being a midget a disease ??
Desolate
I didn't realize being a midgit was a desease.
Meghan Geary
Being a midget isnt a disease...
Chris
Tyrion does a hell of a job, why not me?
aphorisnt
I'm already short so there you have it!
Jordan Ward
I hate to point out the obvious, but being a midget isn't a disease...
Robert_mathis
Midget isnt really a disease is it?
vince
dwarfism is not a disease..
HuntertheNinja7766
Neither would affect the LENGTH of our lives, but the wording means if you pick red or blue you wouldn't be small but you would be a leper. Lepers can be cured if treated soon enough, an what I'm trying to say is neither gets you small but both make you a leper.
therealkal-el4444
I'm already a midget!