Really people? I'd want my body to be in one piece at my funeral. Also, I've heard that you live for a few brief moments after getting the guillotine. That would just be freaky.
If you knew you just died, you would not know how to react to still being alive and wouldn't be able to piece together what just happened. Plus it's instant. I wouldn't want my trachea to shatter and then hang by my neck because the rope wasn't long enough.
Short and sweet, maybe throw the crowd a wink when they lift your head for dramatic effect. And as South Park stated, if one is hanged their bowels let loose.
You don't actually live anymore after you are decapitated. There are just basic reflexes that will still be executed for a short while after your death. Meaning if your head is held towards the sun after he is cut off you'll still close the eyes.
Anyway... I really wouldn't want to shit my pants in the moment I die (this is actually true).
Honestly, there's no good choice here. You can live for a bit after being guillotined, and there are all sorts of things that could go wrong with either, aka having to go again.
My death of choice (Short of peaceful in the sleep and hit by an ambulance)
Also, no matter what killed you, you have a chance of releasing bodily functions. Some people will, some won't (immediately). It is not the type of death that causes it. It depends on how your body reacts to a sudden lack of input, whether it releases the sphincters or not.
Guys, fun fact, your head lives for 30 seconds once it is removed. You can still see and feel pain. Whilst being hanged by a noose will result in you having a stroke and near instantaneous death.
Brian
Really people? I'd want my body to be in one piece at my funeral. Also, I've heard that you live for a few brief moments after getting the guillotine. That would just be freaky.
Ethan
If you knew you just died, you would not know how to react to still being alive and wouldn't be able to piece together what just happened. Plus it's instant. I wouldn't want my trachea to shatter and then hang by my neck because the rope wasn't long enough.
noah10105
We are almost positive it's instant but the second i die i'm asking Louis XVI
EwanDaBoss
no cause you could stare at people and mouth to them
Brendan
Short and sweet, maybe throw the crowd a wink when they lift your head for dramatic effect. And as South Park stated, if one is hanged their bowels let loose.
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Guillotine doesn't have the same connotations of shame as the noose... stupidity, yes, but also revolution, and the Middle Ages!
Alyssa
....they were invented in the late 1700s.......................
ximi
You don't actually live anymore after you are decapitated. There are just basic reflexes that will still be executed for a short while after your death. Meaning if your head is held towards the sun after he is cut off you'll still close the eyes. Anyway... I really wouldn't want to shit my pants in the moment I die (this is actually true).
Roze
There is always a chance someone will rescue you from the noose. Also, bowels let loose after the guillotine, I believe
cerpintaxt
wrong you vacate your bowels when hanged
Azer Faraclas
If they tied the noose wrong you would end up being strangled. I'd rather just lose my head.
rando
Noose. At least I would die in a standing position.
SnazziestPants
Honestly, there's no good choice here. You can live for a bit after being guillotined, and there are all sorts of things that could go wrong with either, aka having to go again.
Alyssa
... you dont live, ur body just twitches after. And frankly, they just let you strangle to death if your deck doesnt break while being hanged.
PowerRainbows
quick and painless
Linkums
It's probably illogical, but the guillotine unnerves me.
memodear
Hey, you'll get it over with. With a noose, you have a chance of suffocating, instead of just breaking your neck.
ekobor
My death of choice (Short of peaceful in the sleep and hit by an ambulance) Also, no matter what killed you, you have a chance of releasing bodily functions. Some people will, some won't (immediately). It is not the type of death that causes it. It depends on how your body reacts to a sudden lack of input, whether it releases the sphincters or not.
luisaswim
Decapitation is a whole lot quicker.
betw1xt
Just as long as I'm face down.
ThatShawnGuy
Guys, fun fact, your head lives for 30 seconds once it is removed. You can still see and feel pain. Whilst being hanged by a noose will result in you having a stroke and near instantaneous death.
Grickel
quick
Whatshisface
It would be fast and painless. Getting hung is slow and painful, I don't want that...
LoyalJoker
Just like Marie Antoinette.
BlooporialDude
If you have any upper body strength and they're too stupid to handcuff you, you can just hang on to the rope.
LOLking
Instant death...