Either way, it's gonna be a painful day for ya...
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GareBear
No way I'm gonna risk a sting where the sun don't shine.
Cameron
but....the swelling?
iJesse
Cameron, he meant there's not way he'd risk a sting there. Notice he even voted for the 10 shin kickings.
NMurphy
Hah
insert.a.sexy.name.
But the inability to walk
Denivire
But death due to allergies
Fainting Goat
I could have shin guards and they might be wearing slippers or flip flops
InfernalWarZone
Well bees to me equal death so thats an issue...
Franklin Chen
no swelling penis for me
DarklordTheo
My mother is violently allergic to bees, and I've never been stung, so I don't know if I am.
Em J
Same problem as me then!
Fluffles
I'm in the same boat. Shins it is.
D3athBecomes
I constantly get kicked in the shins anyway. I've got shins of steel...
EMP
Same here
overtherainbow
I've had my shins kicked plenty times. I've only had about two beestings. And those things HURT. Plus, the only visible thing about shin kicks is the bruises. I would prefer that over swollen red bumps.
Adam Kallin
I would wear shin-guards.
T.P.N
ive get extremely hard shins
T.P.N
*got
izzy421096
I've had a bee fly up my shorts and sting me already. Bring it on.
deadkraze
Can't take the risk (im allergic XD)
Owl
What if it goes and stings your
DareDevilDillon
Never been stung
chrisfinley
Having your shins kicked can easily break your leg and permanently impair the ability to walk, but bee stings go away.
kannderr
By saying hard well if a baby kicked u the best they could that would be considered hard for them haha
Rahma Anderson
These fucking retarded loophole comments are starting to piss me off.
BloodyKnives
wow you must be fun at parties
BrendanH
If the stings weren't in random locations I would choose the stings
jhonney
you did anyway
Andy
At least you know where it is going to hurt
jazzhands
One is painful (physical damage), one just stings (chemical/mental).
Michael
It's still physical if it's chemical. That's like saying getting acid thrown on you isn't painful because it's a chemical.
boxoflove
Michael, that is a horrible analogy.
Ellie
So stinging isn't painful???
TheCrabsCab
I'll just put on shin guards...
RainbowDashMLP
You do not want to get shin kicked
Ryan McCracken
Being kicked in the shin 10 time will cause acute compartment syndrome. The nerves and blood vessels to the lower leg will be cut off and you will lose your leg. Bring it on bees.
madifline
One word- Shinguards!!!
Robert Longacre
I vote red cause who wants to get stung by 20 bees besides I'm allergic to them
Skylar Jones
lol get a sting "there" would be terrible because if u get an itch in public...
.......SUPRISE......
Hello?! Shin guards?
GetFuckBackToKitchen
I've shot a beehive with my airsoft once. I regret nothing.
Gryx
already happened
Zach
I'm a martial artist, my shins have taken plenty of kicks.
jedgar
Bee stings don't even hurt that much.
Jeremy
Bee stings don't even really hurt.
wrathseed
People are complete poons when it comes to bees. Hell, horse flies hurt more than bees. Fire ants definitely
jhonney
bullet ants are the most painful
Ollie Devereux
well im allergic to bees, so its an easy choice
iluvkfc
People pick kick hard? 10 hard kicks and your shins are already in pieces, long recovery vs maybe a day of pain.... IDIOTS
MP227
10 hard kicks and my shins are in pieces. 20 bee stings and I die because I'm allergic to bee stings. I think I'd rather be disabled than dead.
DangerBlade
But you could go all over the world!
halo66333
I got stung honestly it did not hurt @ all
ImaBoss332
Didnt specify who was kicking me so ill assume a toddler did it
Sameer Jaffer
it really hit me when it said random locations saa
TheCrazyOne
I'm alergic to bees :/
John Heyyeyeahey Rya
Im terrified of bee's/wasps
max
i've gotten stung by a bee, hornet, and a yellow jacket in my life and I'm only 12. Not fun at all. Wouldn't try it again.
BlooporialDude
Bees aren't that bad.
jhonney
who said it wasn't going to be killer bees
Yaminson
The effects of a bee sting are gone within 8 minutes for me, so...
nichtus
I'll take a good dandy shin-kicking. I've taken some punishment to the shins- I've only been stung by a bee once.
FreakingLoser
I've never been stung by a bee but I get kicked in the shins daily by my friends cx
EskimoJoe
I would die if a picked blue. I am highly allergic to bees. "ARGGGH THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!"
Jordon Chenard
you cant die from getting kick in the shin
Starkid!
What if you got stung on your penis? Besides, it says nothing about shin guards.
Scott kwok
Swelling can get very worse but all the bees die
Blake
They call this the sport of shin kicking... And yes it's real.
Putridgrim
Ive been stung by wasps and it really wasn't that bad. And Ive been kicked in the shin multiples times and I do have to say the shin-kicking hurt a hell of a lot more.
Justin
He never stated you couldn't wear shin guards.
Piers Geenty
i might become immune to bees after mabye the first 15.
Greywolf928
I'm deathly allergic to bees.
Dante
My left knee has had surgery and the feelings in it are all messed up. I'd faint of pain if it was kicked hard once.
Jamie Armstrong
I'm allergic to bees
Red Shirt
I suffered more than 20 wasp stings in very quick succession when I was a kid. Not that bad (nothing happened to me, curiously enough. Must have been a low-toxicity kind of wasp venom :\)
Zach
I hit mine on the coffee table at least 2ce a day, 10 in a row wouldn't be that bad. A bee-sting in the crotch, though? No, thanks.
Jimmy Perez
Shin Guards reducing pain