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SnazziestPants
Sex or friends? I'd rather go with sex. I'm sure I can segue it into a friendship.
Keegan M. Lowry
if the shit hits the fan, there is always black mail.
Robert
who needs friends when you got sex
It's_Just_Jessica
Who needs friends? Right?
Dariusz G. Jagielski
Who needs sex when you got RedTube?
MONKEY D. LUFFY
virgins dariusz
Switchs
Bros before Hos
T.P.N
Friends with benefits...
thisguy
very skinny =/= attractive
TheDoctor
well i'm gay, with a fat fetish, fat is a win-win-win
[deleted]
duh, internet friends are better than actual real-life friends anyways
Frederik
You need to meet a person in real life to call him a real friend.
Anton Lynge Nielsen
It's hillarious because you share names (that exact spelling) with the person who stole my ex-girlfriend although having never met her in real life. Tears of joy and irony are shed.
Anton Lynge Nielsen
Frederik, that is. Not you Sheena.
Marcus Panico
If you haven't met them in real life, they're not your girlfriend. You're a loser, and a dumbass.
LARSISKING
YOU ARE MANTI TE'O!!!!
jakew
Honestly, boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but friends always have your back.
Feind Wader
Not true pep lie a lot and that include friends so u THINK they always have u back
StrongerTD
You stink
ಠ_ಠ
It says you will NEVER get someone of the opposite sex
Selflicky
Listen, would you rather be a whore or have friends?
laura
you don't necessarily need to be a whore in here. It can be a boyfriend/girlfriend. I used to have this group of friends by i got screwed over by many of them, and still have some friends that at times I wonder if they're just pretending. I've had a boyfriend for over 3 years that I get along perfectly well, and that loves me for who I am. Screw friends, I rather stick with my boyfriend. Plus I get to pass on my genes and reproduce in its due time.
JC
What happens when you get married
Monkey
I'm a lesbian. So I'll just be a fat ugly lesbian and play video games and get laid the rest of my life. Works for me.
Crissy
I'm already like this, so.
be_nudy
I'm gay and can lose weight, being ugly is a minor set back but i could get over it
BaackMan987
fuck u faggot
Zander Hartbeatman
@BaackMan987 wow.
Conner Smith
Am gay. And i could just lose the fat. So it works out. Lol
BaackMan987
fucking faggot
Gil Sanchez
Srsly @BaackMan987, just cause the situation would suck for you; does not mean you can go around hating on gay people.
auburnstar
You're awesome Conner. And uh piss off Backman whoever because you're insulting 700 million people (including me) for things they can't help. I would feel sorry for your existence but oh well.
cheylabob
If you're really fat, you can't do a lot of active things with said friends. I guess I'd rather be skinny and get laid
Ryvox
Good thing I don't like the opposite sex.
auburnstar
Yup.
RyoZex
What if your gay...
auburnstar
Well I am.
Dylan Michael Malanc
Sex aint everything.
Neil Varley-Young
That's a bit harsh, what about gay people who want sex with others of the same gender
auburnstar
Thank you!
malacia
what about gay people. rephrase question.
auburnstar
YES.
Marcus
I'm gay so this works
Agus
In the end, it's all about procreation.
FavsCo
I'll be kinda like Barney Stinson. Except he has friends and I wont.
Lazaros Kmn
Should that be debatable?
MrEnchiridion
What about the same sex?
snapbacksandtattoos
If you're gay, I envy you. This decision would have been way easier.
LOTR9731
It just said getting someone of the opposite sex, I'm bi so I'd still have a chance cx
Sarah Marzell Marks
Good thing i'm into chicks as well....
ribbonista
fat isn't synonymous with ugly you troglodyte
ribbonista
fat isn't synonymous with ugly you troglodyte
97ajf
I like girls better than guys anyway as friends (I am male lol) both as friends and partners, there much nicer, I guess.
raybacchiani
i have alot more fun with my boys than with my girlfriend minus sex
Pedrodarigan
Friends? Pffft
Piers Geenty
I'd rather have friends that i care about then meaningless sex
Crow
id rather be fit and have a love life than be a fatass and never get any sex
BrerBear
Loophole: Homosexuality. HAHA.
Manda♥
Meh. Guys come and go. Friends will always have your back.
Anthony Johnson
Friendzoned no thank you
Jordan Warodell
...im a lesbian
Darko
Ahem. Never get anyone of the *opposite* sex? Done.
doubledork
>obvious
Quentin213
SEX, ALWAYS CHOOSE SEX!!!
.......SUPRISE......
hmm i can fuck jenifer lopez im in
Jordan
I'm already there so I don't have to worry ;)
Rythmbot
1. In no way do I want to be fat. 2. F you.
xMeggieManiacal
Thing is, I can already have sex with anyone I want! There's only one for me... I think it's the "very fat" part that sways me, because that limits my possibilities.
Filipp Pöyhönen
Actually, that is me already. But I'd rather have friends, because the other one is just... NO.
Cameron Vail
Pretty much my life anyways... Forever alone!
SunnyCrapCake
Oh, so only my friends won't get any girls/boys? Well, go figure!
Dawson Barton
littarly me but i m only 13 and not old enough to date
CaKeS
And the other 23 hours of the day all the skinny people will just sit in their rooms alone
Javalord32
I just went with what i already am....
Franklin Chen
Wouldn't the person of the opposite sex be a friend? A special friend???
jakereeno
Giggidy