You must swallow.
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wavymouth
gonna have to cut the stinger off so i don't die
kixxie
They're venomous not poisonous....
gvstaylor
Yes they are venomous, but the stinger hits the inside of your throat injecting the venom upon eating... Eatting a spider, there is no way for them to bite if you chew...
Phil Wood
Didn't say if they were alive. wasp fritters anyone?
Kai Rapley
Even if the Wasp isn't alive, you'd still have to cut the stinger off. Whereas, spiders have venom Inside of them.
River_Song
delicacy
keevin
Maybe if you mix them it'll taste great
Jagan
Did no one else see that the spider is 4 inches in circumference?!?!
Dutchbag
Just kill it, get the poison out and deepfry it,.
Brdie
i chose wasp because "xKapownd" did this question
sean
hahahaa fuck yeeeeeaah
skeletonparty
Phobic of spiders...
luisaswim
Chocolate covered spiders....yum..
rosebud
I ha
rosebud
I have had chocolate spiders before they taste great
Harlamarl
there is a type of microscopic wasp
Hel LoveNutella Loki
I dont wanna eat a spider! Spiders are awesome!
Nicholas Pappas
Venom isn't harmful if swallowed, only if it's in your lymphatic system. Poison works by ingestion.
Craig Proctor
Wasps don't have legs, also sqaush it and you won't notice it mixed in with other stuff.
LordMackarl
I'd fucking burn that meat so hard, no one would know it's spider meat. Besides, I could cut it into squares and use it for fondue.
charlottelt
Neither would kill you if dead. Poisonous means it will harm if consumed where as venomous means will harm when it bites or stings.
JesseBrony
fuck spiders
Jake jones
U can drink venom with out being harm its just poison that does it just matteres if u have rackophobia or ya
ಠ_ಠ
I believe you mean arachnophobia, as rackophobia does not mean anything
Brian Pelegrin
Guys, if you drink venom you won't die. It's only lethal if it's in your bloodstream. If you know this, then it's just the thing of preference
Scott
fuck spiders...
allan
venom doesnt affect u if eatn venom has to be injected into ur veins soo just spide or wasp wasp wins... take ot ting and put it in a panana so it wont got stuk in my throut :]
bookcrazi
Lols.. I'm afraid of spider I can always mix the wasp in some spagetti or whatnot..
meglizray
hahaha spaghetti?? what a strange yet oddly clever idea!
Jake jones
U have rackophobia
Mason
Jake it is spelled arachnophobia if rackophobia was real then i would question the mental state of anyone who was afraid of boobs
MarinaHawk
Actually, Mason, I think I know someone who may have rackophobia.
BigGucciBoySosa
Doesn't say how venomous so Im presuming the spider is a house spider or something, just a 4 inch one. Then the equivalent wasp could be really small like a grain of salt!
Samuel
spiders aren't pointy
Jennifer Patenaude
Roast it up and barbecue it. Also cut it up into tiny pieces
Malanok
You can eat venomous things fine, it doesn't enter your bloodstream... so... wasp (less than an inch, can be hidden in something) or 8 legged monstrosity which is 4 inches in circumference x.x;
Dopaminecloud
put in blender, add vodka, lots of vodka, die happily
akudo1
Are you allowed deep fry the spider and remove the venom? There is such a thing in the world.
Jerrell
"OR would you rather an equally venomous wasp"
Cotton Ball Bennett
Just because wasps deserve it.
Joey Galea
Venom doesn't harm you if it is ingested. Only if it is directly injected into the blood stream. By the time the venom would get into your blood stream by ingestion, it would already be processed by the body and completely harmless. I just picked the wasp because fuck spiders.
Kira
Wasupe here i come
tinyfrog
Less juicy
jdistasio
The red says, "An equally venomous wasp." That doesn't mean you have to eat it.
Seth T
One question. Is it alive?
Seth Attaway
Oh fuck I hadn't even thought of that. I was only thinking size.
agrinningfox
Wasps are mean.
Pinkiepie
it's a good thing venom doesn't kill you when you eat it :3
Diddly
Spider would be bigger, therefore more nutritious.
Dorkfish71
wtf kinda quesiton is this
lilmissme2012
I couldnt eat a spider!!!
Fullitenhund
Venom isn't bad for you unless it's injected in your blood. Only poison is.
setrakakan
Phobic of bees and wasps...
John Tyler Byus
The difference between venomous and poisonous: eating something venomous won't kill you. It needs to bite/sting you. Poisonous is the other way around. Wasps would hurt worse though.
Will
bad ass factor
Crusharush
It'l be fine! Add some herbs and spices, add some dolmio and they're ready for the eating!
Kendall Walls
wasp scare me like nothing else
Becca Smedley
shit scared of spiders would be the wasp for me lol gone in one bite x
Measly
You realize that by eating the whole insect you'll be subject to the poison?
kixxie
Venom not poison, they're different....
Wheatly
Poison is used by spiders and other things to kill them, while venom is used to numb things, when you go to the dentist and they numb your gums, that is rattlesnake venom. thats atleast what my sis told me.
xereeto
Do you die? If not, a wasp is WAY smaller.
RainbowDashMLP
Moth would be easier to eat
TylerJ
All spiders are venomous. I could eat a spider that was hardly venomous that happened to be 4 inches in circumference and be fine. People always used to tell that myth about how we eat 8 spiders in our lifetimes anyway...
Kuusou
My fingers hurt thinking about the spider, so I chose the wasp.