Assume you are a straight male.
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James Starke
As a gay man, I'm here to let you all know that we, too, drink beer.
nigg
stfu homo
Hanzoy
nigg are you retarded ?
pollpo
I'm tollerant of gay people.
tekike
Guess what.
Freddie Mercury
^you're a dick?
derpface1212
"Assume you are a straight male."
Jacob
I'm sure gay people are also tolerant of you.
AlexB8
gays have hot girl friends :D
Smorsh
Gays get friend-zoned by said hot women.
MarkTheGr8
Smorsh, no one said you actually are gay. Just that you're in their bar.
Austin
>gay >friendzoned by women What.
Krinkles
Gay guys get friend zoned by women because they're gay you fucking moron
T.P.N
im not gay but i get friend-zoned allot
Plutters
^Probably because you're fugly.
T.P.N
^ go fuck yourself
Chautel Jackson
You can only "friend zone" someone that is sexually attracted to you. Making homosexual men/women immune to the whole opposite sex friend zoning.
Jessie Reyna
Slut girlfriends you mean.
ribbonista
whom they are not attracted to
penii wrinkles
smorsh you must be truly retarded why would they care if they get friendzoned by hot women they're gay you dumb fuck
nichtus
I like girly drinks and sports bars. I'm a straight male. ROAR.
Jason Hofmann
Lol I prefer vodka so I wouldn't want a beer, beer sucks
Jason Hofmann
Lol I prefer vodka so I wouldn't want a beer, beer sucks
DarklordTheo
I'd pull a John Dorian and order an appletini if I could get one...
aliencats
Answered red simply because of your comment
Yasmine
I'm a girl so...
GareBear
But I don't like beer D:
QQQ
Gay people drink tons of beer.
StarrySky101
I'm a chick; they'll understand.
SeaBass
"you are a straight male" sorry babe ;p
Zach Harris
I just looked up what a mudslide is and it looks AMAZING!
Horshwa
I'm against homosexuality but i can still be friends with one and if it's a good beer with the opportunity to meet hot women then yes please
Crissy
Too bad that none of the women would be interested,
Ali
hot women that like other women, tyvm.
Bob
See, the problem here is that you're against homosexuality.
Tick_Tock_Man
Maybe I'd even get it for free, no real downside to that.
Minkzx
I know how ;)
Anon
I'm not frickin' gay.
Sofia Rodrigues
thank god!
Jacob
You're ordering a girly drink. That seems quite gay to me...
Nick B.
I've done it before.
xoVivid
And why is a straight male at a gay bar? XD
Slayer of Potatoes
I don't know what a mudslide is, but I despise beer. As long as a mudslide is not horse urine, it's an improvement.
Kelios
me a 6"4 tall black buff guy like me, i will take my chances
Kelios
me a 6"4 tall black buff guy like me, i will take my chances
AnnaBanana
I find gay people really fun to be with, and my brother's gay too :D
Kirk Camblin
All i have to do is get a beer doesn't make me gay and i have no idea what a mudslide is
Charles Manson
a beer and hopefully a lay? fuck yeah!
PastelKurosu
but I like mudslides .-.
Ptricky
I pick the sports bar because a game would be on.
Tyler Widrick
Fuck it their tasty
Kateskool
Err...what's a mudslide?
megahype
A yummy chocolate alcoholic drink. Way better than beer.
Kateskool
Err...what's a mudslide?
Jeremy
Beer tastes like shit.
Jacob
Make friends, get them to hook me up with their lady friends.
Megagamer
At a sports bar, people are more likley to be so hammered they have no idea what you get.
fred
As a bisexual, i'm okay with this.
Darko
I go to gay bars all the time.
randombear123
I'm friends with gay people so I don't really mind
rubberlikewalrus
MACHO...MACHO...MAAAAN
ribbonista
I hate beer
DrCrazyFishMan1
isn't it obvious? girly drink at a sports bar... order it for a girl to try and hook up! (i voted red even though it says blue)
Filipp Pöyhönen
Eww, disgusting
Destry Stclair
I see absolutely no problem with either of these choices.
Samunnie
Order and leave. (no offense).
SparoTheSpider
"Sorry, I don't want to dance. I'm just here for the beer."
Divinity
i dont mind either one O: but i just dont like beer that much ...hardcore alcohol for me
Cordt Callum
Ordering a beer dosent mean to F**k every single person in the gay bar HELL it dosent even MEAN that your gay!
an0nymouz
I like mudslide more than beer.
Ian
what's a mudslide?
Jessica
i like gay people
Leah Tedesco
Lots of people drink beer at gay bars.
Kassian Tyler
i have no problems going to a gay bar, i would just feel like an ass if one of the guys hit on me and i had to tell them i was straight.
troll999202
I'm a girl so does it matter?
morbidlyobesefrog
... I like mudslides... when did those become a gay drink?
Jacob
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Shachi Romero
Free beer all way!!!
Shachi Romero
Free beer all way!!!