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GreenLemon
Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Katie Spoth
I've heard that but I heard it a friendship.
drizzy
Having nobody know is key
ReasonableRedditor
lmao
President PineTree
But what if you're at a meeting and you have to sit down? You just have a big turd waiting to get smeared all over you, not to mention the smell, it's just disgusting.
atfinals
If nobody knows, meaning nobody can smell it or see it I choose poop, then just don't sit down until I can find somewhere to change.
CandyMtnCharlie
Just once? Why freak everyone out when you can just quietly freak yourself out?
catnads
"Hey, I got attacked by a homeless dude and it scared the shit out of me!"
Eli C
lmao
Squeaky Juice
Don't give a damn, they don't know me.
Luna Lovegood
Just make sure not to sit down.
Cait
I'm pretty sure that if you shit your pants in public, people would know anyway and it would be extraordinarily uncomfortable. Might as well just be warm and wet.
Mr Briefcase
NOBODY KNOWS
Dylan LaMothe
Never said how much crap, mabye a little nugget
Serj
Either way, it's the humiliation aspect
hendrxson
its just water from the sink i swear!
Moffsie
Would I know?
Mark Storm
If u shit in ur pants eventually ppl will know from the smell
Mark Storm
If u shit in ur pants eventually ppl will know from the smell
Starfish
Hobble to the nearest toilet!
Mr Briefcase
i thought it said everyone knows on both
Brandon Taylor
Diaper bro
Tommy Jing
It depends what age
Neal McCarthy
Shit would feel a lot worse.
Neal McCarthy
Shit would feel a lot worse.
Andrew
Lol, my brother pooped his pants in public once. I loled
Ries Harmsen
I misread red just like everyone else who chose blue I think
Andrew
When i was ~4 I shit my pants in my friends pool an no one noticed. :P
dinosyndicate
If u shit everyone can smell it so red is invalid
Starfish
Hobble to the nearest toilet!
Mike Berti
Shit pants is always worse than piss pants
neonblue120
If nobody knows it's like it never happened. Just like with murder *looks around quickly*.
Amon
This implies they don't know and never will. Man, I'd take my pants off and throw them in a whirlwind fashion so they twist around and spray it everywhere.
beccaBANDICOOT
The whole point of not doing either is because it's embarrassing. If nobody knows then it's better.