Assume that you would live in both cases.
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Bitchywhiteguy
If I would still live?! That'd be the SICKEST story to tell your grandchildren.
SeaBass
"jimmy, when I was your age I took out my own appendix with a shoe horn, just cuz I could. What have YOU done this summer?" •-•
Kyle
No it'd be more like "Cool jimmy you broke your arm when you fell, I RIPPED OUT MY OWN APPENDIX CAUSE I FELT LIKE IT!"
noobydoob
This is me ripping out my appendix with a shoe horn. What the fuck have you done lately?
Jacob
And this made my decision. Thank you sir.
midori
"here is the picture of it"
Mikenna
"Hey little Jimmy when I was your age I once ate a live gerbil just for fun!"
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
it didnt say what you had to take it out from, you could have it removed painlessly by a doctor and when you wake up remove it from where it now is and put it somewhere else
halo66333
Before i thought it said b eaten live by a gerble
Blackychan
Well I don't have an appendix
projects8an
After you take the first bite the gerbil is no longer live. Just like eating a small cow.
Nick B.
It depends on how big of a bite you take. And what you bite first.
Shrugalicious
"Just like eating a small cow," only add the tears.
YouFailin3D
"Gerbil is kill" "no"
Guardianz89
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!
np11
2 gerbils french fries and cola please
Jake
SHOVE A GERBIL DOWN YOUR THROAT THROUGH A TUBE
Stewiepwn
but then it would still be alive inside your stomach D: I'd have to bite it's head off first or something, I don't want it running around until it gets killed by stomach acid.
Alison
was i the only one who laughed really hard at this??
Meh.
Alison. You're a monster.
Rob Karmic
Wot
I'm a loving Hell.
What kind of demon spawn are you?!?
lanzadam
Shove a gerbil up my ass through a tube
youat2inthemorning
I would rather not die from bleeding out, I'd much rather vomit the gerbil out
Riley
"Assuming that you would not die in both cases."
youat2inthemorning
if you read the question you would know that you wouldn't
Chewsonthemove
If you read the ENTIRE question you would know that you DO live
vina
thats what happens when you post at 2inthemorning
Jacob
All the facepalms...
youat2inthemorning
I would still rather vomit the gerbil out... lol
Falium
Something to be proud of - cutting out your appendix with only a SHOE HORN vs. eatting a live grebil....
Grammar Nazi
You're in the moment. You see a gerbil to your left and a shoe horn to your right. I think we all know what you would actually choose.
matthew
When I made my choice, I misread it, and saw "Remove your own spandex with nothing but a shoe horn". I was like 'wow, doesn't seem too bad. I'd rather remove spandex than eat a gerbil'.
Zipe
Deep fry it, eat it while it still twitches.
Jamie Armstrong
Never said it can't be cooked after one bite, I mean it would be dead anyway.
brittney
sorry gerbil:(
Sabrina
I'm very concerned about what would happen if you ate a live gerbil
xAwsum
Dammit, I already had my appendix removed :(
Shaundra
Eating a live gerbil would put you in a psycho house..
Amanda Lynn Hehl
Pain killers~
zombiethoughts
Agreed. Or local anesthetic.
Molly
"Remove your appendix with NOTHING BUT a shoehorn" Meaning you don't have anything else.
Lucy
i have a live gerbil!! :s :s
Treelady
Be an animal killing sociopath or perform epic surgery on yourself and live to tell about it? I mean. C'mon.
Ariel
FUCK, A SHOEHORN?!
acpimp
Nobody would ever disrespect you again.
GRAPIST
HA, I don't have my appendix. Jokes on you.
Eric Sempé
Same here!! Fuck the system!!
HuntertheNinja7766
Far Cry 2 prepared me for this, guys.
Joseph D Vondross
Id love to do this, can i dress up as a gerbil while im eating its deliciously fuzzy body
asneakyfatcat
I know Guinea pigs taste pretty good, but I don't know about gerbils. I'm sure they're not too bad.
Rythmbot
Going Ozzy Ozzbourne up in this
mindfreakz
ive always wanted to play doctors
joe
i had my appendixed removed and u deffinitely will not be able to remove it with a shoehorn
Jason
This is assuming you could.
Choco Ono
I feel that removing my appendix with nothing but a shoe horn would lead to an infection.
Molly
But you would still live.
kyliecarefree
I'll take the small baby gerbil please!
FanBar10
If you remove your appendix you can pop it and die
Shadow Eater
Mmmmmm...gerbals
HermanD5
Have it already removed :P
Molly
But you're eating its bones and guts and... ewgh, it's so gross I can't even think about it without wanting to vomit. So yeah, where's the shoehorn at?
gabriel
So... you can't think about eating the guts of a cute little rat but you can cut open your stomach with a shoe horn (if that's possible) and ripping your own appendix off?
Chandler Reece Black
I don't have my appendix anymore.
Anthony Allen
WHO THINKS OF THESE THINGS?
ThatGuySam
Tasty! XD
bman beast
I prefer hamsters lol and it never said you couldn't roast them first
Nicole Pieters
So gross...
nCubed
I dont have an appendix.
Jamie Piktel
I could just snap its neck in my mouth, to avoid the squirming feeling as I chew.
popoedtuba
good eats
Batman
That is the sort of thing i could do.
TDScomedyUK
1. Appendix does nothing. 2. Get a trained doctor to do it.
Mzz Ren
question says YOU have to remove YOUR OWN appendix
Unicyclist
Only if the gerbil wont make me sick
Nalamao
Im not an expert, i'd kill myself if I tried
cooldude
if you choose red you might die
zombiethoughts
Wait... if it could be a newborn gerbil, I wanna change my answer.