Tummy Powers and Smurfberry Catapults will be used against you.
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GareBear
Stomp.
kevin
one thing wrong they are sneaky they can throw a fainting potion or something
Seth Attaway
They would carebear stare my ass and I'd be dead.
Charlie Ogden
@GareBear, didnt gargamel think the same thing? did he succeed?
theTexan
Can I do both?
Rickson Goncalves
the care bears are made of cloth, set the mother fuckers on fire and get some smores ready, though the smurfs apparently are an absolute delicacy since that psycho has dedicated his entire life to catching them and eating them
element119
Guys, your forgetting the magical power of GUNS!
Thatoneguy567
STEAL THE SMURFBERRIES!!!!
sykogrape
Just wear a gas mask, then stomp the little blue turds
Josiah Thompson
Godzilla of the smurf world.
auburnstar
There are less Care Bears than Smurfs.
Freq-Sho
I chose the bears cause I think all the kiddy powers would be negated by my shield of years of porn watching. What's rainbow power vs 2 girls one cup scaring you for life?
Thatoneguy567
Good point... Good point indeed...
wonderbung
Don't those bears have, like, magical powers, or something? Way too risky.
Demon1981
have you not seen the smurfs?
LeBatman
Care m Bears would viciously tear everyone who chose red to shreds
icharlie
the care bear stare would send me to the smurfs
Razul22
Muhahaha Godzilla style
Des
I like smurfs.
Bob2ball
first they are bears second there are like 140 or more care bears
Joseph Coleman
flamethrower
Miguel FoxyLove Mart
Joseph wins xD
LeBatman
Good luck fending of volatile rainbow beams of doom...
jazzhands
Fighting care bears would be a pillow fight.
Ruben Galindo
That would feel nicexD
DarklordTheo
Smurfs can be turned into gold, remember.
kevin
never knew that
JediChick238
Really? Hm, now I learned something new today.
Kaitlyn Byington
I wanna eat them
Chris
Daddy didn't raise no bitch
Handsome Stranger
The Smurfs will hear the lamentations of Smurfette as I make her my woman
austin
both?
Zerman
I WOULD RIP THEIR FLUFF OUT.THEN EAT IT RAAAAAAAA
emilywillis1524
Smurfs can get mean...
kevin
not really they try to stop you killing them i think
Imran Meco
smurf: what's that thing in the bushes? *bomb comes out* smurf: WHAT THE FUCK!!! *BOOOOM*
Hamosh
Care bears will blast your face off....
Skylar Jones
stabby bear wud gut me if i even tried and i can giv that creepy pedo guy the smurfs for money wen im done
Jared Lee
I see no impediment to destroying them all tbf
subjecthometownhere
I want to be able to rampage through the Smurf village like Godzilla. 'Nuff said.
Bo Diddley
I'd feel like godzilla or king kong and it'd be cool
Amon
Bitch you ever seen a care bear? They'll use them weird lasers they have and kick your bitch ass.
Ben William Hopkins
smurfs are too cute to fight, care bears can be killed with fire!!
Luke
KICK THE LITTLE BLUE PEOPLE
shadow
I can turn then into gold
Austin Ward
The Smurfs dont have death rays. The Care Bears do. That is all.
Ryan
Smurfs don't have lasers on their chest
Justin Michael Lansc
Use a hose
ellen
care bears freak me the fuck out.
Wise Octopus
Why not both?
Vanceatot
I like smurfs and would take pleasure in the slaughtering of the care bears, "let's play a game of disappearing bears"
commet
U just step on smurfs!!!!
Coolkid1256
Care Bears are really creepy.
IAMMOFOLICIOUS
WHERE IS THE BOTH BOTTON?!?
IAMMOFOLICIOUS
WHERE IS THE BOTH BOTTON?!?
Franklin Chen
I've never saw anything with smurfs however they probably know some special stealthy warfare tactics and i've heard they have some potions or some shit. Carebears can't fight
Demon1981
I don't have any beef with the Smurfs, but those bears made my childhood hell, so yeah fuck those bears
Mat
I Hate CareBears
Gruntley
They're fucking bears, screw that
luisaswim
The smurfs are way cuter.
Solan Selimi
I always wanted to kill the care bears >:)
Matthew Ocheje
Gigantesco MANO
Crown8
The Carebears have BEAM WEAPONS ON THEIR STOMACHS!
Mitchell Wiedenhoeft
Methinks the Care Bears would Stare me down.
Karthus
I'd kill them with fire.
Allen Grigoryan
Ill step on them
Scott kwok
Stomp on the smurfs
Ptricky
Care Bears would mess you up.
Flyingfrogslash
They may be care bears...but they are still bears! Fuck that shit. I ain't fighting a bunch of bears.
alex103sk2
Why fight bears if you can fight a village of small people?
Divinity
ill rape the girl smurf and kill the rest ... might as well kill time
Anorexic_Kangaroo
Picked smurfs cuz it'd be more fun. Feels like Clay Soldiers Mod for MC.