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Spencer Allan Brooks
I don't like the taste of blood. I also don't like preteen girls.
Gunther
You dont taste blood it is sucked up in to the fangs
ewill
@Gunther, you're so, so stupid.
Jerry Jerryson
@ I laughed out loud.
Holly Stewart
@Gunther: the fangs are to pierce the flesh, to cause the victim to bleed. The blood is sucked in like a drink, and swallowed, not absorbed into the fangs. The fangs are as solid as any other tooth. (That is to say, realistically speaking, if vampires were real, this would be how it works.)
poisonedlight
gunther you're thinking of snakes with the hollow fangs
Travis Winebrenner
I'll be a wizard then create a spell that changes me into a vampire, Profit?
Scatty
Actually, Gunther can be right. Tehe are different vampires in the literature.. and of of those suck blood into the teeth, some of them make blood exhange via wounds. It's all about knowledge..
Scatty
in addition, i surely have no knowledge in english..
Darren Gilbert
no no no , remember dracula from billy and mandy, "scrape and lick"
Riael EagleEye
@Ewill you are retarded T_T He's right
Senbi Stone Stevens
No not the faggot vampires! the REAL ones
Dolan Blozvich
@Darren Gilbert WIN
Troggy
GAAAAAAAY
Rados130
I love preteen girls and I'm 16.
Imran Meco
and I don't like to sparkle
vietnamshits
You don't like pre-teen girls? Fag
DrunkenTortoise
Pretty sure blood will taste alright if you're a vampire. Still, I'd rather not be inactive in the day.
Kyle
But don't you want to be a vampire lord from skyrim
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
not the gay sparkles, going old school vamps, gothic ones that burn when they touch silver, creeping around in mansions looking for your next victim, turning into bats, sleeping in coffins ect
Mike Buonomo
I like the immortality, Satan, the taste of blood, and I'd just eat the pre-teen girl :D
Cupcake
If i could do kagic i could ALSO make myself a vampire? Lol.
Pebkac
Every comment against vampires is because of that Twilight bullshit. Those are not vampires, vampires do not sparkle in sunlight, and while I'm not an expert, I'm also pretty sure they aren't complete pansies or pedophiles (just because he looks like a teenager doesn't mean he isn't a 100+ year old creepy dude preying on a 16 year old girl in that "story").
Mister Snig
THANK YOU. It seems like everyone forgot how badass vampires actually are because of Twilight.
Mizzoulover
Vampire like Alucard from Helsing.
ewill
Vampires are badass, but I'd still rather be magic.
RoryBrinkmann
I didn't choose vampire because it's a curse to need to crave human flesh, to be destroyed by sunlight, and to be hated mankind
SmackfromtheZack
@Mizz Thank you! I would be.Alucard in a heartbeat. Then kill Edward.
William
Vampires have a lot of annoying weaknesses, though... www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHEItvqF-tg
Imran Meco
But don't vampires only feed on the blood of virgins? I'd starve!
cheesit
Magical powers over drinking blood? There's no question.
Henrique Moreira
Magical powers over imortality?
Thoughtmo
Savos Aren: "What you learn here ("here" being the College of Winterhold) may last you a lifetime. Several if you're talented." See, Skyrim has it right!
Jason
i would only be a vampire if were talking underworld or bram stoker vampires, not stephenie meyer sparkly things
Envylol
I choose zero risk of sparkling in sunlight ty...
azarakh
You made me change my choice.
Mateo Aaron Jacob Le
Call me Impaler...Vlad...the Impaler.
Crissy
If I was a vampire like Dracula, then hell yes
OveRMinD
Wizard like Harry Potter of Wizard like Gandalf? Or vampire like Sparkly from Twilight or Strahd Von Zarovich from Ravenloft?
Kris
I'm saying wizard like Gandalf. Because Gandalf beats Harry and Dumbledore combined, with one hand behind his back.
Derek
Wingardium leviosa!
Mimi
Does Avada Kedavra work on vampires?
Forealms
Would you rather be Gandalf or Dracula? Gandalf. Would you rather be Gandalf or Edward? Gandalf. Would you rather be Gandalf or Count Chocula? Actually, that last one I would need to think about for a bit. Also, why choose? Robert Pattinson got to be both.
Justin
Wizzards- "hey guys, wanna go to the beach!?" vampires- ;(
PennySweets
Vampire: If you're smart you can live forever without aging, you can watch civilizations rise and fall, gather an infinit amount of knowledge, and you possess enhanced senses, strength and indurence. Wizard: magic is real enabling you to do pretty much anything. You'll still have a human life span though and you'll still age.
Kassian Tyler
not if you use your magic powers to halt your aging.
bookcrazi
I COULD GO TO PIGFARTS!!! AT LAST!!
French Rocks
Wizards can learn awesome spells, so I picked this choice :D
Jd Doran
WIZZA
Spen
19% of fags.
Alucard
Screw your sparkles, Edward Cullen. Dracula all the way~
trailmicks
SHIT. Picked the wrong one.
Connor Evans
No you didn't, vampires kick untold amounts of ass.
Sandypengu
die twilight, DIE!!!!
Nathaly Maqueira
Hmmm I can make myself immortal as a wizard, oohhh yeaaaa and have awesome powers
Christopher Canton
I like vampires,but I LOVE wizards and magic.Not only are they cooler,but they're also more powerful and less limited.
Bobby
You can live forever almost as a vampire....
rtrim29
Regardless of the Twilight vs. Harry Potter debate this would you rather hints at (Harry Potter all the way), the fact remains that vampires ARE wayyyy more bad-ass than wizards. However, do I really want to be only able to walk at night and have the desire to suck all of my friends' blood? Not particularly. Would I like to be able to magically make myself 6'5", a size 0, and have a DD bra size? Absolutely.
0cookiemonster0
even if Twilight wasn't horrendous, Vampires are gross xP <3 HP <3
shaszbotter
you shall not pass
Ingólfur Sigurbjörnsson
Before Twilight this would be a discussion
Maria
i wanna be a vampire because of true blood. twilight is bullshit. i think everyone agrees that we want to be vampires not disco balls
Geekeh Wesker
i was thinking being human (Uk) but true true xDD
Nanda Dheming
i will like to be a vampire like edward *-*
Bryan Howes
Id rather be an uber powerful vampire like alucard from castlevania, then be a punk wizard
Nyancat:3
Lol derp b a wizard and make urself a vampire
Connor Evans
Doing that would rid you of your magic as vampires are unable to do it (besides blood magic). It would basically be the same as choosing it from the beginning.
Albert Bro Pold
Then i would use my powers to make sure that twilight is never wrote and justin bieber and one direction never gets a contract with a publisher
wolfmaster1337
Immortality
Joseph Gilbert
Long as im not a twilight vamp
Sirop L.
Immortality,umad?
Mexiflan
I'm pretty sure a wizard could kill a vampire.
Ani Savova
Wizards can do whatever they want.What can vampires do:run fast,break tings,transform into dog/bad/mist, drink blood.Basically stuff that a wizard can also do.
TROLOTRON
Hogwarts here I come
BadShot
No thanks I don't want to be sparkly
Kassian Tyler
Could you just taste it? the wind that flows past your now majestic beard as you stand atop a mountain of your own creation. you summon up forces beyond mortal understanding as if instinct and form them into a power you yourself do not comprehend to a full extent. you are nut just one with nature, nor are you nature. you are now one with every driving force in the universe, and whats more, you can control it at a whim, to bend reality to your will. don't like that forest? set it on fire! dropped some toast? slow down time and catch it an inch off the floor. now tell me, would you rather have the powers of arcane, or a dependancy on your own bloodlust. a handicap or a enhancement.
Emma Attaway
wizard -> dark wizard -> master necromancer -> know magical secret of eternal life before dying, thus not rotting
NicolesShadow☆*
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Ryan
I'd rather not sparkle thank you
idpiasg
I don't get enough sun as it is.
wizrd
Wizard ; they don't burn to sun, they don't die if they don't suck blood and the most important they got OWL .. :D it's a easy choice
Dustin Adams
Come on people, don't you think this would be fun? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw
Lyle
Why the hell would I want to be a vampire? Every time something bleeds you want to kill it.
namnog
vampires dont have a lot of powers wizards have unlimited powers
Connor Evans
Actually, vampires can have a large amount of powers based on their clan, these are known as disciplines. Here's a list: wiki.white-wolf.com/world...asquerade)
Christian Baws Man Moore
Wanted to be vampire before twilight
Bennett Herlihy
Magical Powers 'n' shit > Turning to dust in the sun