Assuming that you end up eaten either way.
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Zach Dunn
Higher probability of salvaging valuables
argible
It says that either way you will be eaten :/
TheHawkEye
@argible die in style [|| |]--[|| |]-----¬ ^sunglasses btw
Serenity
@TheHawkEye Surely if you want to die in style you'd want to get eaten by a dragon over a wolf. People getting eaten by wolves all the time... well more than they get eaten by dragons, anyway.
Mastortrole Skb
It says you would be eaten, doesn't say you'd die! xD
alisox
@ Mastortrole Skb - So you really think that if you get eaten you'll live through it? That's a terrifying fate...
TaylorRosa
I could go in alive but I don't think I want to come out at the other end alive.
Reconzile
It would become a famous site as the place where the dragons appeared. I would still own the land and make a shitload on tourism
Crown8
@alisox Punch through the bastard's stomach!
AnotherFishyMuffin
DRAGONS ARE COOLER.
[deleted]
I don't wanna imagine the excretion process in a dragon, but it's possible to survive it since their so big. Still, I don't have to get pooped either. I'll go Daven Carrick on that thing
Max
I'm giving the dragon a cooked meal at least!
Cait
Dragon. Enough said.
Emily
It's more embarrassing for your house to be knocked over by wind than fire.
Puppyblogs
But you could save things! You could go back, and find important items! If your house is burned, everything inside is burnt with it!
Luis Raymundo
@puppyblogs you die either way
The Iron Maiden
It's totally metal, that's why.
Ólafur97
My house is made out of concrete so less will burn.
Mr.Kidney Eye
dragons are AKJDGSFLAJGLFYSAGFLAYSFGASLFGLASDFUYSAFLYDGLSDFYGSALFYGSFASD...................awesome?
jhinson
Think it'd be easier to claim my losses on insurance with a fire. Seems hard to explain a wolf blowing down my house.
Wise Octopus
But you get eaten...
Six1Cynic
You can say there was a tornado...
TheTank
WHAT MAKES U THINK PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE YOU IF YOU TOLD THEM A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON DESTROYED YOUR HOUSE
Blake
@TheTank: You dot say how it got burnt, you just say it was burnt. If they ask, you can say you were away and left the oven on or something.
Blake
@TheTank: You dot say how it got burnt, you just say it was burnt. If they ask, you can say you were away and left the oven on or something.
Mr.Kidney Eye
he will eat you unless you have 3 pigs
JXT
He's welcome to try , but my house is made of bricks.
Jerry Jerryson
DAMMIT!! I almost got to the bottom of the page before I found someone who beat me to it. FUCK!!
MatthewOlitoquit
If someone in the afterlife asks you ME: How did you die? soMeone: Got eaten by a wolf....you? ME: Eaten by a dragon....same thing..
zacharydm
FUS RO DAH!!!!
Alduin_World_Eater
Shit
Juppez92
Notice the name ^
Laust17
Too much skyrim!
Alduin_World_Eater
You think you play too much skyrim?
Nightmare Luna
"Hey you know that girl, Luna? Yah, she was killed by a fire breathing dragon. Yah..." Do it with style! B-)
Matthew
You'd be more known for being eaten by a dragon than a wolf.
Mepper
For you idiots saying you would salvage your stuff, the extra info is literally saying you are going to be eaten. Stop saying YOU will save your valuables because you can't you will be dead. So declares the Dovahkiin.
Stixx
The whole time I am fighting that dragon before I get eaten all i'm gonna be singin in a nice norse type chant... Dovakhiin, Dovakhiin, naal ok zin los vahriin... etc
gills
at least now i can say, "holy shit, dragons are real!"
Bushlord
Getting eatin by a dragon is a much cooler story to tell at my funeral
Blake
The house is made of bricks. Your move wolf!
WentwoJ
As much as I would really want to keep the dragon, I'd have to go with the wolf. Not all your stuff would be gone where in a house fire it's more likely that everything would be burnt to a crisp. Oh well, I could always keep the wolf :D
Demon1981
yeah think about it this way he's great at blowing :D
Nightmare Luna
It said that you would die anyway.
Linkums
Should be able to salvage more stuff.
Jamie Kirk
TAME THE DRAGON! THEN RIDE IT!
bugbear
Bitch my house is made of brick
bossoftheboss
i would kick both of their asses before they got a chance
Baiz
Every guy that went Red, just wants to be blown ;)
Slendy
WHY DID YOU BREAK MY TOY HOUSE WOLF!
JessicaSut
at least with the wolf all your possesions are intact, cos the fire would burn EVERYTHING! xx
SageOfSixPaths
Insurance
ಠ_ಠ
except for the fact that you would be dead
mateo720
It depends if I get eaten after
Genco Koca
how cool a story would that be?
Guardianz89
sounds alot cooler in a story to say your house was burned down by a freaking dragon then oh no a friggin wolf blew it down
ಠ_ಠ
read the description, it says that you will be eaten either way
Imapigtoo
I just realised my house is made out of concrete. I MUST LIVE WITH MY MISTAKE.
Zach Dunn
Blame it on an isolated hurricane. Seems plausible enough.
kixxie
You get eaten!
Dakota Williamson
If you had balls you would be known as the guy who fought a dragon toe to toe, then died subsequently because of said dragon.
brbflyingtonarnia
Question makes no sense because the last pig built a house made of bricks.
97ajf
Not by the hair of my chiny chin chin!
chocolove
fuck of my house is from stone
apple
I wanna see a dragon
Conor Begley
The wolf relises that I am not a pig and goes away
Amiie
some of my things might not be destroyed
Bocaj Teews
It would be awesome.
rubberlikewalrus
did everyone not see the "assuming that you end up eaten either way"
bocster99
probably the dragon because i could shout at it :)
RiddleMeThis
i'll ride on his back!
ಠ_ಠ
it says you are eaten, so no, you will not ride on his back
Klocknov
At least this one will be covered under the insurance, becuase who is going to believe a dragon lit that house on fire?
pollpo
I'm a smoker that smoke in his house without fire inssurance. Not only would that suck but no one would beleive a dragon burnt down my house and when i would be forced to move back to my parents house i would be bitched at every day with them saying "I told you, you would burn down the house with your smoking.
ಠ_ಠ
no you wouldn't be forced to move back in with your parents, seeing as how you would be eaten
nowhereman136
Yes, all my things would be incinerated, as oppose to my stuff being knocked around in debris, but come on, its a Freakin Dragon
Spongebobu Toy
May as well die like a boss
Hime kyubi
At least my death will prove that dragons are real!
Xavier Molina
If I'm going down I'd rather do it knowing I've seen a dragon
_Trav_
House being blown down by wolf, because then I can just set it back up :)
SleepyFrog
Skyrim all the way!!
Noa Zackarias Lerch
Dragons are so much more BADASS
J.Harl
Me: *Wears spiked armor*
Dylan James Brierley
How many people out there can say "My house was burned down by a f--king dragon!"
vinny
id like to get killed by a dragon that can kill me with just one bite than a wolf taking atleast more than 5 seconds