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tzk132
work under Yoda
Hannibal
not even the same calliber, go home.
StrongerTD
Different franchise, go home
Ian
Never reference Star Wars among trekkies, go home.
swaggergod
you're a faggot. go home
Yuiopy
You should probably go home.
Charles Adkins
I pee on the toilet bowl to make less noise
Nick
I'm not positive but I think you should go home..
SConnelly53
I prefer star wars, go home
Pham Tri Khoa
.....go home
vierstrad
home,you should head to.
Clark Kent
DC will ruel over trekkies one day
VR1
Go home...
wartpig
star wars WAS good..... but then....... in a prequel in a galaxy far...... far........ away........ *que music*. "me'sa Jar Jar binks".......*end credits nao plz*
Frostfang Sakota
Why trekkies gotta hate?
Max
Kirk is an ass, if it was Spock I'd choose blue
Chimmy
Come to think of it, you would probably be a red shirt replaceable who would die no matter what you do.
wonderbung
Kirk was a hot-headed jack-ass that got a lot of his subordinates killed.
Amdg3x7
Not to mention was potrayed by the worst actor in recent history.
30SecondstoTalia
I'm assuming most of the people answering don't watch Star Trek properly because Kirk's a dick, but more popular. Picard is fab and a sweetheart awh
Hannah 'Koops' Jones
Clearly you haven't watched enough Trek, either. Both of them are legendary characters, otherwise this wouldn't be one of the most debated questions of all time.
straw
Does "Under" mean what I think it does?
Branden Andersen
Picard's voice alone made this choice for me
coatman
picard.ytmnd.com/
Mike
Troll
Razul22
Hardest question ever.
RedSquirrel
Better survival rates.
MissHorrorshow
Picard FTW! And with Picard comes...Wesley Crusher...ohhhhh yeah...
Beebit
And then the internet exploded
V
I can admire Kirk... but admire and RESPECT J.L. Picard.
ringfinger
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
gellie
I think the ones that voted for Kirk have never actually seen TNG. Or at least a lot of them.
Elliott Rowe
Picard ftw
Elliott Rowe
Picard ftw
xereeto
Holodeck FTW!! I love Star Trek TNG much better anyway, and besides, we have most of the stuff in the original already, at least TNG is futuristic.
Charles Lilley
We do?
kixxie
Yeah man, I just got my transporter last week, I save so much time on travel much quicker than using my space ship to go everywhere.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Holodecks. Also, Kirk is self centered and Picard only cares about others. I feel I would live longer under Picard.
VR1
I love your username ^_^
Ptess254
Illogical, you all are redshirts.
joln
Under Picard, being a redshirt means being an officer!
Freq-Sho
and logically (with one L) I don't have to wait 5 minutes for him to spit out what the fucking battle plans are due to that 3 minute break he likes to take in the middle of a sentence.
theTexan
@freq-sho you're dumb he spelled illogical but the capital "i" looks like a lower case "L" ex: I l
DaShoopness
Wierd Al much?
Hannah 'Koops' Jones
Every nerd ever, much?
Xifihas
Picard got less redshirts killed. He had Worf get beaten up instead (then Worf transferred to Deep Space 9 and kicked all kinds of ass but that's a different story).
TheBcoolGuy
If you voted kirk, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!
Paul Moore
With Picard, you have a much higher chance of survival if you aren't an officer.
Gillian
I think it's time for a "why the FUCK" meme from Picard himself.
Joshua Brown
If I had to choose, Picard. But Star Wars is better.
Gino Deleo
C'mon. It's Patrick Stewart.
Seiber 69er
kirk like toast
love1panic
The original series was better, but Picard is better than Kirk
alpacamybooks
If I worked under Kirk, what color shirt would I wear?
Rein
Shatner be damned, stay the priceline negotiator, I'm an xavier girl :-p
CatalystSpark
Picard has a hell of a sense of humor.
Fuzzly
Sir Patrick Stewart, Fuck Yea!
Hannah 'Koops' Jones
I prefer Kirk, but I like my chances of survival under Picard's command...
space rules
according to the first comment most people who don't like star trek vote for picard
DragonXneoN
But I would love to work under both of them!
Utadamatic
Captain Knuckles.
Riker Deloustal
My name I already Riker so considering I'm called #1 by Picard, I'll work under him
William Michael Keith Furniss
"commander wharfs head looks like a fanny"
Dyonus
Grew up watching Picard.
Andrew
Original over NG, Picard over Kirk
proxykalevra
kirk tends to get subordinates killed while picard always has the right answers
Matthew Kroeger
Kirk gets all of the women. You'll never get laid unless you choose Picard. =p
Ford Williams
Have fun dying under the command of a guy too busy pursuing a girl to use logic.
Nicole Jacoby
Work under Captain Sparrow!!
Kevin Darnell Peters
im quite surprised at the results of this. picard >>>> kirk
esn
Picard - less chance of red shirt death
GriffinStallion
I have a much longer lifespan under Piccard
eli_says
Who the fuck is captain Picard
VR1
shame on you sir
ahaon
Picard was a damn fine officer.
shaelan
Kirk, man. FUCKING KIRK! Picard? Really? Dude can't even fight...
archer9713
As long as your not wearing a red shirt, and the audience knows you. Your fine