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If you were on the Starship Enterprise, would you rather...

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Work under Captain Picard

If you were on the Starship Enterprise, would you rather...

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Work under Captain Picard

Eternal Trekkie Dilemma

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  • 77

    tzk132

    3 years ago

    work under Yoda

    • 28

      Hannibal

      1 year ago

      not even the same calliber, go home.

    • 22

      StrongerTD

      1 year ago

      Different franchise, go home

    • 26

      Ian

      1 year ago

      Never reference Star Wars among trekkies, go home.

    • 12

      swaggergod

      1 year ago

      you're a faggot. go home

    • 11

      Yuiopy

      1 year ago

      You should probably go home.

    • 20

      Charles Adkins

      1 year ago

      I pee on the toilet bowl to make less noise

    • 13

      Nick

      1 year ago

      I'm not positive but I think you should go home..

    • 24

      SConnelly53

      1 year ago

      I prefer star wars, go home

    • 6

      Pham Tri Khoa

      1 year ago

      .....go home

    • 13

      vierstrad

      1 year ago

      home,you should head to.

    • 4

      Clark Kent

      1 year ago

      DC will ruel over trekkies one day

    • 3

      VR1

      1 year ago

      Go home...

    • 6

      wartpig

      1 year ago

      star wars WAS good..... but then....... in a prequel in a galaxy far...... far........ away........ *que music*. "me'sa Jar Jar binks".......*end credits nao plz*

    • 3

      Frostfang Sakota

      1 year ago

      Why trekkies gotta hate?

    • 5

      Max

      1 year ago

      Kirk is an ass, if it was Spock I'd choose blue

    • 1

      Chimmy

      1 year ago

      Come to think of it, you would probably be a red shirt replaceable who would die no matter what you do.

    • 2

      fredthemoose567

      11 months ago

      Not Trekkies should not even be answering this question

    • 1

      Rachael Smith

      11 months ago

      Don't EVER and I mean EVER, MENTION STAR WARS WHEN YOU ARE IN A GROUP OF TREKKIES!!!

    • 1

      Kirk James T.

      10 months ago

      Go home. This is for Trekkies, for for ewoks

    • 0

      Cody Dudash

      9 months ago

      One does not simply reference Star Trek amoung Trekkies.

    • 2

      Omnipotent

      7 months ago

      Since every Star Wars fan is being butchered here, let me just attempt to end this flame war. Star Trek has it's own merits, that much is true (namely more interesting characters). But why do Trekkie gotta hate? besides the prequels, which most star wars fans just try to completely block out, there never was much "bad" star wars anything. And yes, i do realize star wars borrowed a lot from Star Trek, but think of it this way, star trek may have never gotten as popular as it did, were star wars not to have gotten famous in the eighties. Logic FTW, go home.

    • 0

      Dalailthis

      4 months ago

      You should go home, go home.

    • 0

      A. Morris

      3 months ago

      Go home, you must...

    • 0

      KindlyWhisper

      2 months ago

      im not even in the fandom and I know that's a big no-no

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      1 month ago

      Was gonna pick red, then I remembered.... WE, the PEOple!!!!

    • 0

      Kurt Mitchell

      1 month ago

      Don't go home you've only just got here.

    • 0

      Utah G

      3 weeks ago

      35% are red shirts who rather be under picard; blue shirt is higher rank whom kirk promises to promote to if we choose him over picard

  • 26

    wonderbung

    2 years ago

    Kirk was a hot-headed jack-ass that got a lot of his subordinates killed.

    • 3

      Amdg3x7

      1 year ago

      Not to mention was potrayed by the worst actor in recent history.

    • 0

      SpiderSilk

      9 months ago

      Kirk kissed every woman that came his way. Besides, Picard has Data in his crew! I WANT TO WORK WITH AN ANDROID :D

    • 0

      SpiderSilk

      9 months ago

      Also, none of those ugly slutty dresses for me.

    • 0

      MasterEzio

      7 months ago

      That was only because they were in red shirts

  • 13

    30SecondstoTalia

    1 year ago

    I'm assuming most of the people answering don't watch Star Trek properly because Kirk's a dick, but more popular. Picard is fab and a sweetheart awh

    • 1

      Hannah 'Koops' Jones

      1 year ago

      Clearly you haven't watched enough Trek, either. Both of them are legendary characters, otherwise this wouldn't be one of the most debated questions of all time.

  • 9

    Branden Andersen

    1 year ago

    Picard's voice alone made this choice for me

  • 7

    straw

    1 year ago

    Does "Under" mean what I think it does?

  • 7

    RedSquirrel

    3 years ago

    Better survival rates.

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  • 5

    Razul22

    3 years ago

    Hardest question ever.

  • 4

    TheBcoolGuy

    1 year ago

    If you voted kirk, you don't deserve to wear that uniform!

  • 4

    V

    1 year ago

    I can admire Kirk... but admire and RESPECT J.L. Picard.

  • 4

    ringfinger

    1 year ago

    Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    1 year ago

    I think the ones that voted for Kirk have never actually seen TNG. Or at least a lot of them.

  • 4

    MissHorrorshow

    2 years ago

    Picard FTW! And with Picard comes...Wesley Crusher...ohhhhh yeah...

  • 4

    xereeto

    2 years ago

    Holodeck FTW!! I love Star Trek TNG much better anyway, and besides, we have most of the stuff in the original already, at least TNG is futuristic.

    • 3

      Charles Lilley

      1 year ago

      We do?

    • 1

      kixxie

      1 year ago

      Yeah man, I just got my transporter last week, I save so much time on travel much quicker than using my space ship to go everywhere.

  • 3

    Mean Mr. Mustard

    1 year ago

    Holodecks. Also, Kirk is self centered and Picard only cares about others. I feel I would live longer under Picard.

    • 0

      VR1

      1 year ago

      I love your username ^_^

  • 3

    Beebit

    1 year ago

    And then the internet exploded

  • 3

    CatalystSpark

    1 year ago

    Picard has a hell of a sense of humor.

  • 3

    Elliott Rowe

    2 years ago

    Picard ftw

  • 0

    MrGuitaryMan

    1 day ago

    Don't know who these people are so....

  • 2

    Xifihas

    1 year ago

    Picard got less redshirts killed. He had Worf get beaten up instead (then Worf transferred to Deep Space 9 and kicked all kinds of ass but that's a different story).

  • 2

    Paul Moore

    1 year ago

    With Picard, you have a much higher chance of survival if you aren't an officer.

  • 2

    Gillian

    1 year ago

    I think it's time for a "why the FUCK" meme from Picard himself.

  • 2

    Gino Deleo

    1 year ago

    C'mon. It's Patrick Stewart.

  • 2

    love1panic

    1 year ago

    The original series was better, but Picard is better than Kirk

  • 2

    alpacamybooks

    1 year ago

    If I worked under Kirk, what color shirt would I wear?

  • 2

    Elliott Rowe

    2 years ago

    Picard ftw

  • 0

    Spock

    1 week ago

    Captain Kirk most definitely

  • 2

    Ptess254

    3 years ago

    Illogical, you all are redshirts.

    • 9

      joln

      2 years ago

      Under Picard, being a redshirt means being an officer!

    • 9

      Freq-Sho

      1 year ago

      and logically (with one L) I don't have to wait 5 minutes for him to spit out what the fucking battle plans are due to that 3 minute break he likes to take in the middle of a sentence.

    • 0

      theTexan

      1 year ago

      @freq-sho you're dumb he spelled illogical but the capital "i" looks like a lower case "L" ex: I l

    • 0

      thedoctorscompanion

      8 months ago

      Spock, I am not a redshirt.

  • 1

    warbirdscimitar

    4 months ago

    It never specified which Enterprise, so if each Captain has his respective ship, then Picard is the easy choice. Enterprise D and E are awesome.

  • 1

    Risingstar108

    7 months ago

    bitch please im star trekin round da universe on the star ship enterprise under captain kirk. XD

  • 1

    PhantomWarlock

    7 months ago

    Hey dumbasses, what if he is at home?

  • 1

    spartan1337

    11 months ago

    As long as I'm not a red shirt.

  • 1

    tehkc

    1 year ago

    As long as by under you mean like physically under then yeah

  • 1

    mrgrudge

    1 year ago

    kirk is fat ass with a wig picard is a shcolar a warrior and a pimp

  • 1

    Hazard Doll

    1 year ago

    Picard without a doubt.

  • 1

    DatsRandom

    1 year ago

    Picard is the legendary Professer Xavier!!!!

  • 1

    Pinkie Pie

    1 year ago

    picard has his own theme

  • 1

    ghostrade

    1 year ago

    I can meet Spock!

  • 1

    Andrew

    1 year ago

    Original over NG, Picard over Kirk

  • 0

    SpringHeeled Jack

    1 month ago

    Starwars is a religous flick about incest and shitty world design.

  • 1

    DaShoopness

    1 year ago

    Wierd Al much?

  • 1

    Joshua Brown

    1 year ago

    If I had to choose, Picard. But Star Wars is better.

  • 1

    Seiber 69er

    1 year ago

    kirk like toast

  • 1

    Rein

    1 year ago

    Shatner be damned, stay the priceline negotiator, I'm an xavier girl :-p

  • 1

    Fuzzly

    1 year ago

    Sir Patrick Stewart, Fuck Yea!

  • 0

    Soma Craig

    2 months ago

    It really depends on whether you have a red shirt or not

  • 0

    Lydia Thompson

    2 months ago

    It's all a matter of one thing.... The Holodeck.

  • 0

    Philosopher

    2 months ago

    I'd much rather have my life in the older, more experienced, and more sensible hands of Captain Jean - Luc Picard than those of James Tiberius Kirk

  • 0

    OceanChild

    2 months ago

    Picard is so much better than Kirk! And also I just wanna say that I love both Star Trek and Star Wars. I like Star Trek a bit more because it's a bit more intellectual, but come on, Star Wars is fricking epic. May the fourth be with you all!

  • 0

    OceanChild

    2 months ago

    Picard is so much better than Kirk! And also I just wanna say that I love both Star Trek and Star Wars. I like Star Trek a bit more because it's a bit more intellectual, but come on, Star Wars is fricking epic. May the fourth be with you all!

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