As Lindsay Lohan, my first orders of business would be to cut back significantly on the nose candy, return to my former red-head glory (not sure if she's still sporting that horrific blond mess), and call up Tina Fey to tap into her eternal wisdom. Miley Cyrus may be more together these days, but really? Hannah Montana and "Party in the USA" vs Mean Girls and The Parent Trap? No contest.
Zach Dunn
I'd rather not have a drug ravaged body, and the best of my career behind me.
Stolkmen
I hate Miley that much that id rather her "drug ravaged body" as Zach put
nowhereman136
Cyrus still has her money, fame, and sanity. Lohan is a lost cause
siouxzeigh
As Lindsay Lohan, my first orders of business would be to cut back significantly on the nose candy, return to my former red-head glory (not sure if she's still sporting that horrific blond mess), and call up Tina Fey to tap into her eternal wisdom. Miley Cyrus may be more together these days, but really? Hannah Montana and "Party in the USA" vs Mean Girls and The Parent Trap? No contest.
np11
Can i commit a suicide immediately???
nashcali22
Now Lohan is out of the news it would be like being a regular person plus tons of beer and cash
nashcali22
And I don't wanna be some awful country singer who gets drunk once and writes a song called can't be tamed.... Lohan is more bad assed
imaghostbuster
Miley Cyrus has a cooler dad!
Glenn
She's not fucked up yet