You can choose which fingers you keep. No anesthetic allowed.
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MarkTheGr8
58% would mutilate themselves. WHY? He may be invincible, but no one says anyone will follow him in this day and age. Surely we can tie him up and throw him in a locked up room, right?
YourFather
EXACTLY what I thought
@nze
bunch of ropes cant hold up killer invincible robot zombie
MarkTheGr8
Actually, it doesn't have to be rope. Make it chains, I don't care. And how do you know ropes can't hold him? You've ever tried to tie up a killer invincible robot zombie before? I didn't think so. Evidence that he can be tied up: It's a robot, which means Hitler will be functioning on the basis of an engine, and no matter the engine, man can produce strong enough bonds to keep it in place. The only thing that can kill us, is ourselves. We excel at beating outside threats, like a hitler robot zombie. It's the dangers of man we must beware.
Kyle
or they're all just Nazi
Xidas
Instead of just throwing him into a room, throw him into a spaceship and shoot him off into space. Problem solved.
MarkTheGr8
Well, NeXus_.. the danger of that is him ending up on a planet with intelligent, dangerous life. And he may not be the best representative for us :). Above average, sure, but still... we can do better.
Jacob
He doesn't have to convince you, he will just bite you and will turn into a zombie. And iam pretty sure tying a killer robot zombie would be impossible
Killef
How would you be able to stop a killer invincible robot zombie to contain him anyway? If you EMP him, the zombie part of him will still make keep him going after you and he is invincible so you cannot kill the zombie part of him.
misofart
invincible doesnt mean immortal he cannot be defeated. therefore that means death ti every jew black and gypsie not obnly does that leave me dead i really would not like to be responsible for that shit
MarkTheGr8
Killef I know you're the leading world expert on robot zombies and all, but... Since it's all part of that one person, it's not different modes he can activate whenever he feels like it, it's all continuing working parts of him (that's the way it's described in the question). If he is a robot, you can indeed stun him. Because a robot runs on electricity and if you stop the electrical connections from interacting properly, you can stun him.. But you may not even need to. And you can indeed constrain him, as you can constrain anything.
Callan Steffensen
More like send him down to the deepest parts of the ocean
Franklin Chen
yeah but he's a killer invincible robot zombie so he could just kill another 6 million jews by himself
Franklin Chen
Mark... We've never seen a killer invincible robot zombie, true. But do you really think, a KILLING MACHINE/ZOMBIE that is INVINCIBLE could really be held back by ropes. If a bunch of ropes could stop it then it wouldn't really be KILLER wouldn't it?
Fainting Goat
Fire him into space
MarkTheGr8
Franklin Chen: We must fight overpopulation. A Noble Sacrifice indeed. And well, yes, I do believe chains would hold him. We can create extremely strong ropes and chains even stronger. But I imagine a few people might die in the process of chaining him. Hence: killer. Not serial killer, not mass murderer, just killer.
Franklin Chen
Mark.. if someone took out a bunch of strong ropes and chains and wanted to tie you up and leave you in a closet for the rest of your life.. wouldn't you want to stop/kill them?
MarkTheGr8
Yes I would. Good thing I didn't say anything to contradict it then.
Kubec
Zombie Hitler rules!!! :D
Salome Iverieli
GOD! I wanna change my answer now -_- No one would actually follow him! You're right! Except from all the crazy people who aren't up to date in anything...
MarkTheGr8
Not only would no one follow him, but no one would hear his message. No one named Adolf Hitler will be put in a position of power in many years to come. Especially not a robot zombie named so. And really, his message would be lost if he tried the internet.
Sawyer Stanton
I dont know about you, but to me it sounds like the plot beginning of COD BO nazi zombies
Filipp Pöyhönen
I don't think even chain ropes will hold him, but magic ALWAYS beats robots.
Max
It said no anaesthetic but it didn't say no morphine
hendrxson
sorry jews my bad
Rickmasta
Not only jews. lol
@nze
Haters gonna hate :P
deadkraze
Its ok dude, I thought it too, I mean, Forget the 'hitler'' part, but i would create a fucking killer invincible robot zombie. I couldn't be more proud.
tzk132
first time i have ever seen a 50/50 with the same exact votes on each side...my arguement? it will save the world...for one sacrifice from one person, plus if i chose the hitler one and he killed a whole bunch of ppl everybody would blame the disaster on me and I would be the bad guy
Anonymous
Who says he's going to create another holocaust?
Brayden Braybuscus F
@Anontmous because that was part of his plan up until the day he killed him self... duh.
Felipe Benatti Serma
aaaaaaand it's gone
Nizar Tajdin
Hitler will not kill a bunch of random people. Only those that are a menace to HIS society, only those that ruin his nation's economy by taking over the financial industry and such. How does anyone prefer cutting off their body parts without anesthetic anyways???
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@Nizar Tajdin - Perhaps because people would rather not be selfish and be the reason so many groups of people will be killed, with another world war being started.
bob
@Anonymous, because it says 'killer' in the question
Austin Ward
Ya, what if Killer Robot Zombie Hitler was Buddhist?
Scratcher_cat
I highly doubt anyone would respect my sacrifice or even believe that I was actually preventing the next rise of Hitler by mutilating my body. They'd just think I was fucking insane.
Mecca Asturias
dude he's a zombie all the care about is killing people would you want the world to end because you didn't want to cut off some body parts or bite the bullet cut them off and get some replaces yeah they may not be the real thing but at least the world isn't over because of zombie robots
Advance
Well, I'm pretty sure that NOBODY wants another holocaust. It's only Hitler we revive, not the whole Nazi army.
jonesy
Hitler did nothing wrong?
River Roest
I don't think one zomebie robot will be the end of the world. He may be invincible, but not indestructible. Just, Zap him with somethingy the takes out his main frame for a while. Or bolt him to the ground. Or weld him to something.
Garrett Wass
Just throw a giant metal box over a put him in the ocean he will still live but trapped
Jean-Claude Jaquetti
The bad guy with all his fingers!
nigg
must be retarded to cut off your own hands
hfb6796
I'm not jewish
nicobellic1994
Zombie Hitler would be epic xD
Jakodi
I agree with MarkTheGr8's logic here
@nze
Click agree and shut up you dont have to tell the world you agreed
theTexan
I agree with nze.
Advance
What if he agrees with it even more greatly than a simple click of "agree" will make up for?
youat2inthemorning
LOL @ hendrxson
CommandoRazor
Well, invincible doesn't means uncontainable, they could just fucking contain him
reno
this question is idiotic no comment other than that...
Frezor
Sorry, the voice in my head that sounds like Ayn Rand said: vote for the zombie. RON PAUL
Hannah
lock him in hos coffin and cement it so that it is unbreakable?
p01arb33r
omg robot zombie hitler yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TulsaLynn
I can't believe that many people would rather bring terror to the world than sacrifice themselves. Just know when you bring back Hitler to save your hands and feet that he'll just kill you himself later.
lexi
i agree with you..i dont think people take the question seriously...or know what the word invincible means
SilverB33
Wouldn't be an issue for mme, zombie hitler would be awesome.
somewhiteguy
hey who knows maybe he will realize what he'd done say sorry and turn into a pretty cool guy also we can find out how he really died?
IWouldRather
all hail Hitler!
Maximus Niggerus
Hitler did nothing wrong
Liane Geis
It worries me that this vote is 50/50 :p
trailmicks
Nobody said we couldn't strap Hitler to a rocket and ship him off.
DjEqualizee
fuck, this would be epic
Lindsay
Wouldn't matter for me if Hitler came back. I'm a blonde haired blue eyed Atheist who could pretend to be a Christian. Hitler would want me to be his daughter.
yoyo7m
...turn him off?
Rodger Lae
FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY! cut off my fingers ._.
Becky Rice
Why would self pain be the more popular choice!? I mean come on...that would hurt!!!!!! I highly doubt anyone here could cut themselves apart fully awake and not scream there heads off, im allergic to pain :(
ilikeanal
We can start a revolution.
Demon1981
I'm not jewish so... also it says he's invincible it never said he couldn't be secluded or even have a virus uploaded to him and become nice in the end. I'm happy with my answer.
Jack Apelbaum
I'd get prosthetics. He'd kill be anyway because I'm Jewish.
overtherainbow
I feel selfish.... BUT WHATEVS
Carlos Martin
#SaveTheJews
Da Br0wn kidz
Take out the battery's XD
lexi
its funny how peple seem to think Hitler only killed Jewish people...just fyi he killed anyonoe who wasn't of the aster race so...most of you would be targeted
Charles
hmm self pain or a great invincible leader ? :P
Sharktoothy123
Get the shields down! It's on his back!
lanzadam
I don't get the hate for hitler, u r all buying into the propaganda.
Zadael Draxe
robot zombie.....!!!!!
Rachel Anne Lastres
you can always imprison Hitler in a special casing. so... yeah. you can't grow back fingers and feet.
Victoria Kedinger
He is the reason for world war || in the first place why would you bring him back
ricky
hardest choise of my life
Joe Aucoin
I would bring Hitler back... so that i could command him, but he wouldn't be waging race based wars.
Lee
Send him to space.
Allen Edwards
Losing the majority of philanges world suck. Zombie robots are all presumably mindless husks of their former selves, so does it matter that it's hitler?
subjecthometownhere
I would program him to do my bidding. Just think how satisfying it would be to have Hitler as your bitch...
Jacob Commons
keep him in a box, problem solved
Jay Friestad
i dont think Hitler could bring anyone to follow him again
Kalin Ngo
Who says he'll be evil again?
Chloe
Lock Hitler in a cage. cover it with cement, and sign that reads "Killer Hitler Zombie in here. Do not let out." My work here is done.
chichicouture8008
im not jewish ^_^
joezy
it was actually heinrich himmler's idea to create the holocaust. and therefore, personally he's the worst nazi
Willis Pinner
Robozombitler would be totally badass
Ariel
I'm Jewish so...