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Mandi
Both are bad, but I think a child would recover easier than an elderly person.
Dori Lees
ill feel bad for the elderly person but if that 7 year old was a jerk i would beat him up... so even way seven year old should get beat up the a elderly becaus ei bet one time that 7 year old didnt listen to his mom!!
Turchx
Eh, I think the old person would have lived life enough without being traumatized, I'd rather end a person who's life is nearing its end's life than ruin a young person's life
LOL@Kevin
True, some 7 year olds round London have no respect so some would need a bit of beatings to get there heads right.
somewhiteguy
yeah same with Glasgow
gardenGnostic
It can be my little sister
Sam
7 year olds suck :/
Turd Burglar 12345
77 year old has lived long enough.
Equinox
Im 11 i dont care
Turd Burglar 12345
The 77 year old has lived long enough!
Simon
the red retards above want to play fucking god, don't you have fucking morals, learn how to treat people you mentally disturbed people i don't know who has to beat the shit of you morons to make you realise that beating a 77 old person would probably cause his death and lets not forget that little timmy needs to learn his lesson because he is a little spoiled brat and you can connect everything like this... would you let a person beat up your grandparents which would probably cause their death or let your brother just get beaten up because i think that saving a life matters especially when it comes to people that can't defend themselves and by mentioning this i mean people that can't guard their lives. Think twice before you choose something morons before deciding to play god.
Franklin Chen
@Simon chill
myforce2001
you made me pick blue
tzk132
both are bad, but at least the 77 year old is less illegal than the 7 year old
Anthony
Yeah they are both bad but now (2012) most 7 year olds are asses
cozmincp
tzk132 You rather hit a person that is sick and die tommorow, than hitting a young bitch ?
Enzeru Youkai
lets think this way: would you rather beat a kid that has no KNOWLEDGE or a old awesome person with KNOWLEDGE? personnaly i think old people are badasses
andres562
That sick I hope your grandpa gets the fuck beat up by a 7 yr old
zenie
kid probably deserved it...plenty of times where I've wanted to pop a 7-year-old right in the face
Sage Kindred
true dat homie
Jacob
I hope this happens to you one day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcr5FqhGas
Julia
kids are assholes...
Morbid Mist
I could not agree enough. ⊙‿⊙
T.P.N
im going to hell (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜
HoodHustla
Come on people, did everyone forget about Sock'em Boppers? I could kick a 7 year old's ass and not feel bad about it.
Morgan Marie
hahaha
atfinals
I don't know why.. but I feel like the kid could handle it.
1stwarror
Twist: They are paralyzed from the waist down and are severely depressed.
nowhereman136
I wouldnt want to fight Clint Eastwood and he's 80
wonderbung
I would go to jail longer if I beat up a kid. Also, there are many old bastards that deserve to get beaten up. An elderly child molester, say.
MarshManOriginal
There are also many children who deserve it.
Jacob
No, there is not one single child who deserves it.
overtherainbow
I love the elderly. They are ususally very sweet. And when they're not, you should still be nice to them. They have put up with a lot of shit in their lives! And lemme just tell you, there have been so many times I have wanted to smack an obnoxious seven year old.
MsEmizzleFizzle
If I told the old guy the choice I had, I think he would understand. Unless he was kermudgity.
kieradee0526
kids annoy me around that age anyway...
Yan Dice
If you beat up a child, he/she would be scarred for life. But if you beat a 77 year old, they have a higher chance to have deserved it. You don't see many 7 year olds who have once committed arson/murder/rape etc.
TROLOTRON
*facepalm* havent you seen todays generation im 12 years old and im sick of all these SWAG YOLO and little kids being assholes. I also hate the times of today, for example: Nirvana doesnt exist, Freddie Mercury is dead, Nicki Minaj, JB, 1D and all the douchebags in my school.
Jacob
If 7-year old kids aren't very nice, is that their own fault, and do they deserve medieval punishment? How about 4-year-olds? 2-year-olds? By the way, kids your age have listened to crap bands since the dawn of time. Nothing to do with today's generation. 7-year-olds did not invent "swag" or Justin Bieber. Those things were invented by people who want to earn money off kids. You can't expect someone who is only 7 years to be a considerate and sympathetic person. Their brains are only developing. Give them a chance in life. If they get beaten up, they will never have even been given a chance to be full, happy people.
brian
The old person was going down anyways! A 7 year old can develop brain trauma and physical disabilities from a beat down!
Ethan
Based on my experience in online gaming, bring it on.
Mimi
The 77 year old probably picked a fight!
JXT
I'd like to beat up one of each. Actually maybe more than one of each.
Ditladitlm
They are both bad, but I would go with the elderly person, as at least they would be a grown person old enough to know what they were doing if they chose to start a fight. I would only beat them up if they were physically capable and were hurting me, if it was in self-defense and I had no other choice but to fight back. I couldn't beat the shit out of a little kid. A spanking is one thing but beating the shit out of them?What is a little 7 year old, small, with pretty much no life experience, not anywhere near being fully mentally or physically developed going to do that would warrant an adult beating the shit out of them? On the other hand, if a good sized older person who should know better attacks me and is hurting me, I would have to fight back.
Azura Meta
The child could be scarred FOR LIFE. The old guy lived his life.
Autumn
Kid would probably be traumatized. At least at 77 they lived longer than a lot of people.
bachunderground
Less likely to scar the old person emotionally.
bocster99
lil shit
Matthew
They will recover, you might kill an elderly person
o0JustinMoore0o
Bitch please children get beat with belts all the time for doing bad stuff I think one more wouldn't do any harm plus they would recover faster (not saying its a good thing)
Nate
I would instill hatred into the child at a young age. as he grows up he would remember his stinging and humiliating defeat at my hands and it would motivate him to make himself strong and powerful to get revenge.
Amy Greaves
WOW! I can't believe soo many chose a child.
UNIBOWZandRAINICORNZ
I HATE kids.
Mossy
There are some fucked up seven year olds these days.
Aaron Meyers
Most 7 year olds are loud and annoying.
Jacob
That's because they're 7 years old.
chuck216
definitely the 77 year old.. child abuse is bad
Brian Lee
U dont think i will stab a kid i will stab a kid
ng4
i hate old people..
Crissy
If it's a kid that deserves it, I'd have no problem.
gwen
why do so many people here condone child abuse? damn. my little sister is annoying.as.hell...but I wouldn't beat the kid up.
Jordan Hawkes
Seven year olds are little shits, I'd kill the kid if I could
MichaelsProp
A 7 year old has only been alive 7 years. He doesn't know anything. If a 77 year old hasn't learned anything in 77 years, there's obviously a problem somewhere.
pollpo
He won't be getting up after the beating i give that seven year old.
ironphan24
xD
jonn
can i beat up both
halo66333
the 7 year old would be beaten up in front his/her 77 year old grandma then id drag the child into my van after shooting the grandma in front of the child
Jade Macagnan de Sim
i dont like kids
Rape
Under the circumstances I can rape them afterwards. I would beat up a 7 year old
Olivia
Builds character.
Jacob
Poor child, still with a shapeable character, will be curled into a spiral from being beaten by someone bigger than its own size.
LunarGuardian
@Simon says the guy beating up a 7 year old
Zachare Sylvestre
I guess everyone wants to beat up the internet (including me), because it seems like its filled with a bunch of 7 year olds.
Marcus Panico
Shutup git!
tal
kids these days r stupid
Gorilla Snax
I'd fuck up a 7 year old any time of the week. Those idiots deserve a good ass whooping, beating an elderly person is just rude, they've dealt with enough of life's shit. lol.
Jacob
Well, yes, if people like you beat them up when they were 7, they've probably had a rough life.
Lalalalalalalalalolipop
My brother is 7. I beat him up every day.
Tom Swift
This is a question not real life. What the fuck is wrong with you?
sparkle_swift
Does my 7 year old brother count?
jmanaterjose
me to the kid:SHUT UP ABOUT YOLO *smacks kid me: SAY U LIKE HAKUNA MATATA BETTER
Jacob Marchuk
This generation needs an ass who open