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  • 90

    Mandi

    2 years ago

    Both are bad, but I think a child would recover easier than an elderly person.

    • 33

      Dori Lees

      9 months ago

      ill feel bad for the elderly person but if that 7 year old was a jerk i would beat him up... so even way seven year old should get beat up the a elderly becaus ei bet one time that 7 year old didnt listen to his mom!!

    • 26

      Turchx

      8 months ago

      Eh, I think the old person would have lived life enough without being traumatized, I'd rather end a person who's life is nearing its end's life than ruin a young person's life

    • 11

      LOL@Kevin

      8 months ago

      True, some 7 year olds round London have no respect so some would need a bit of beatings to get there heads right.

    • 3

      somewhiteguy

      8 months ago

      yeah same with Glasgow

    • 2

      gardenGnostic

      7 months ago

      It can be my little sister

    • 2

      Sam

      7 months ago

      7 year olds suck :/

    • 4

      Turd Burglar 12345

      4 months ago

      77 year old has lived long enough.

    • 2

      Equinox

      4 months ago

      Im 11 i dont care

    • 0

      Turd Burglar 12345

      2 months ago

      The 77 year old has lived long enough!

    • 2

      Simon

      1 month ago

      the red retards above want to play fucking god, don't you have fucking morals, learn how to treat people you mentally disturbed people i don't know who has to beat the shit of you morons to make you realise that beating a 77 old person would probably cause his death and lets not forget that little timmy needs to learn his lesson because he is a little spoiled brat and you can connect everything like this... would you let a person beat up your grandparents which would probably cause their death or let your brother just get beaten up because i think that saving a life matters especially when it comes to people that can't defend themselves and by mentioning this i mean people that can't guard their lives. Think twice before you choose something morons before deciding to play god.

    • 0

      Franklin Chen

      1 month ago

      @Simon chill

    • 0

      myforce2001

      4 weeks ago

      you made me pick blue

  • 19

    tzk132

    2 years ago

    both are bad, but at least the 77 year old is less illegal than the 7 year old

    • 40

      Anthony

      10 months ago

      Yeah they are both bad but now (2012) most 7 year olds are asses

    • 10

      cozmincp

      8 months ago

      tzk132 You rather hit a person that is sick and die tommorow, than hitting a young bitch ?

    • 7

      Enzeru Youkai

      8 months ago

      lets think this way: would you rather beat a kid that has no KNOWLEDGE or a old awesome person with KNOWLEDGE? personnaly i think old people are badasses

    • 4

      andres562

      8 months ago

      That sick I hope your grandpa gets the fuck beat up by a 7 yr old

  • 17

    zenie

    1 year ago

    kid probably deserved it...plenty of times where I've wanted to pop a 7-year-old right in the face

    • 1

      Sage Kindred

      5 months ago

      true dat homie

    • 0

      Jacob

      5 months ago

      I hope this happens to you one day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcr5FqhGas

  • 12

    Julia

    1 year ago

    kids are assholes...

    • 0

      Morbid Mist

      5 months ago

      I could not agree enough. ⊙‿⊙

    • 1

      T.P.N

      4 months ago

      im going to hell (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧・゜゜・。✧。*・゜

  • 9

    HoodHustla

    1 year ago

    Come on people, did everyone forget about Sock'em Boppers? I could kick a 7 year old's ass and not feel bad about it.

  • 9

    atfinals

    1 year ago

    I don't know why.. but I feel like the kid could handle it.

    • 1

      1stwarror

      2 months ago

      Twist: They are paralyzed from the waist down and are severely depressed.

  • 9

    nowhereman136

    2 years ago

    I wouldnt want to fight Clint Eastwood and he's 80

  • 7

    wonderbung

    1 year ago

    I would go to jail longer if I beat up a kid. Also, there are many old bastards that deserve to get beaten up. An elderly child molester, say.

  • 7

    overtherainbow

    1 year ago

    I love the elderly. They are ususally very sweet. And when they're not, you should still be nice to them. They have put up with a lot of shit in their lives! And lemme just tell you, there have been so many times I have wanted to smack an obnoxious seven year old.

  • 7

    MsEmizzleFizzle

    2 years ago

    If I told the old guy the choice I had, I think he would understand. Unless he was kermudgity.

  • 6

    kieradee0526

    1 year ago

    kids annoy me around that age anyway...

  • 5

    Yan Dice

    9 months ago

    If you beat up a child, he/she would be scarred for life. But if you beat a 77 year old, they have a higher chance to have deserved it. You don't see many 7 year olds who have once committed arson/murder/rape etc.

    • 7

      TROLOTRON

      8 months ago

      *facepalm* havent you seen todays generation im 12 years old and im sick of all these SWAG YOLO and little kids being assholes. I also hate the times of today, for example: Nirvana doesnt exist, Freddie Mercury is dead, Nicki Minaj, JB, 1D and all the douchebags in my school.

    • 2

      Jacob

      5 months ago

      If 7-year old kids aren't very nice, is that their own fault, and do they deserve medieval punishment? How about 4-year-olds? 2-year-olds? By the way, kids your age have listened to crap bands since the dawn of time. Nothing to do with today's generation. 7-year-olds did not invent "swag" or Justin Bieber. Those things were invented by people who want to earn money off kids. You can't expect someone who is only 7 years to be a considerate and sympathetic person. Their brains are only developing. Give them a chance in life. If they get beaten up, they will never have even been given a chance to be full, happy people.

  • 5

    brian

    9 months ago

    The old person was going down anyways! A 7 year old can develop brain trauma and physical disabilities from a beat down!

  • 5

    Ethan

    1 year ago

    Based on my experience in online gaming, bring it on.

  • 4

    Mimi

    1 year ago

    The 77 year old probably picked a fight!

  • 4

    JXT

    1 year ago

    I'd like to beat up one of each. Actually maybe more than one of each.

  • 2

    Ditladitlm

    2 months ago

    They are both bad, but I would go with the elderly person, as at least they would be a grown person old enough to know what they were doing if they chose to start a fight. I would only beat them up if they were physically capable and were hurting me, if it was in self-defense and I had no other choice but to fight back. I couldn't beat the shit out of a little kid. A spanking is one thing but beating the shit out of them?What is a little 7 year old, small, with pretty much no life experience, not anywhere near being fully mentally or physically developed going to do that would warrant an adult beating the shit out of them? On the other hand, if a good sized older person who should know better attacks me and is hurting me, I would have to fight back.

  • 3

    Azura Meta

    8 months ago

    The child could be scarred FOR LIFE. The old guy lived his life.

  • 3

    Autumn

    8 months ago

    Kid would probably be traumatized. At least at 77 they lived longer than a lot of people.

  • 3

    bachunderground

    8 months ago

    Less likely to scar the old person emotionally.

  • 2

    bocster99

    4 months ago

    lil shit

  • 3

    Matthew

    1 year ago

    They will recover, you might kill an elderly person

  • 1

    o0JustinMoore0o

    1 month ago

    Bitch please children get beat with belts all the time for doing bad stuff I think one more wouldn't do any harm plus they would recover faster (not saying its a good thing)

  • 2

    Nate

    7 months ago

    I would instill hatred into the child at a young age. as he grows up he would remember his stinging and humiliating defeat at my hands and it would motivate him to make himself strong and powerful to get revenge.

  • 2

    Amy Greaves

    8 months ago

    WOW! I can't believe soo many chose a child.

  • 2

    UNIBOWZandRAINICORNZ

    8 months ago

    I HATE kids.

  • 2

    Mossy

    9 months ago

    There are some fucked up seven year olds these days.

  • 2

    Aaron Meyers

    9 months ago

    Most 7 year olds are loud and annoying.

    • 0

      Jacob

      5 months ago

      That's because they're 7 years old.

  • 2

    chuck216

    10 months ago

    definitely the 77 year old.. child abuse is bad

  • 0

    Brian Lee

    5 hours ago

    U dont think i will stab a kid i will stab a kid

  • 0

    ng4

    2 days ago

    i hate old people..

  • 2

    Crissy

    1 year ago

    If it's a kid that deserves it, I'd have no problem.

    • 1

      gwen

      6 months ago

      why do so many people here condone child abuse? damn. my little sister is annoying.as.hell...but I wouldn't beat the kid up.

  • 0

    Jordan Hawkes

    5 days ago

    Seven year olds are little shits, I'd kill the kid if I could

  • 2

    MichaelsProp

    1 year ago

    A 7 year old has only been alive 7 years. He doesn't know anything. If a 77 year old hasn't learned anything in 77 years, there's obviously a problem somewhere.

  • 2

    pollpo

    1 year ago

    He won't be getting up after the beating i give that seven year old.

  • 1

    jonn

    4 months ago

    can i beat up both

  • 0

    halo66333

    1 week ago

    the 7 year old would be beaten up in front his/her 77 year old grandma then id drag the child into my van after shooting the grandma in front of the child

  • 1

    Jade Macagnan de Sim

    4 months ago

    i dont like kids

  • 0

    Rape

    1 week ago

    Under the circumstances I can rape them afterwards. I would beat up a 7 year old

  • 1

    Olivia

    5 months ago

    Builds character.

  • 1

    Jacob

    5 months ago

    Poor child, still with a shapeable character, will be curled into a spiral from being beaten by someone bigger than its own size.

  • 0

    LunarGuardian

    2 weeks ago

    @Simon says the guy beating up a 7 year old

  • 1

    Zachare Sylvestre

    5 months ago

    I guess everyone wants to beat up the internet (including me), because it seems like its filled with a bunch of 7 year olds.

  • 0

    Marcus Panico

    2 weeks ago

    Shutup git!

  • 1

    tal

    6 months ago

    kids these days r stupid

  • 1

    Gorilla Snax

    7 months ago

    I'd fuck up a 7 year old any time of the week. Those idiots deserve a good ass whooping, beating an elderly person is just rude, they've dealt with enough of life's shit. lol.

    • 0

      Jacob

      5 months ago

      Well, yes, if people like you beat them up when they were 7, they've probably had a rough life.

  • 1

    Lalalalalalalalalolipop

    7 months ago

    My brother is 7. I beat him up every day.

    • 0

      Tom Swift

      6 months ago

      This is a question not real life. What the fuck is wrong with you?

  • 1

    sparkle_swift

    7 months ago

    Does my 7 year old brother count?

  • 1

    jmanaterjose

    7 months ago

    me to the kid:SHUT UP ABOUT YOLO *smacks kid me: SAY U LIKE HAKUNA MATATA BETTER

  • 1

    Jacob Marchuk

    8 months ago

    This generation needs an ass who open

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