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Lick the floor at a club
Lick a toilet seat at walmart
Both are disgusting.
have you seen the people at walmart?! X(
i'm one of those people that clean the clubs and bars early in the morning after closing. you would be surprised at what you see. surely not as bad as some of the people in Walmart. but still, i have had to clean a shit that someone took in a corner because they were too drunk to walk the twenty feet to the bathroom. not fun
OH GOD I thought it meant one of the toilets you buy, all clean and everything. Oh god D':
uuuugh, fuck that!
do i want aids or aids? hmm...aids please
at least a crapload of alcohol is spilled on club floors
Well there's always the choice of the unpurchased toilet seat on the shelf!!
I like that idea
OH MY GOD FUCKING NASTY!!! BOTH OF THEM!!!
Yeah totally gross. I would never lick the floor at either of them but if I had to choose one or the other I would choose the club...
They're both utterly disgusting to contemplate but I'd choose a club floor in hopes of ingesting cocaine residue or something similarly mind altering.
both are bad...but the walmart by me has a secret bathroom on the other end of the store that i dont think anyone uses lol
I used to work at Walmart, and have seen what happens to those bathrooms. By far, a floor at a club would be more sanitary.
The club. Much better chance of finding a spot with nothing but dust, or beer, or even some dropped money. Doesn't say it has to be the bathroom floor at the club, after all. But Walmart--
Both are f**ckin disgusting... but I have a better chance the toilet has been cleaned recently.............
But if it isn't, I'd be prepared to buy some extra strength mouthwash while you're at Wal-Mart
lets see - if I 'spill" vodka on the floor of the club it's basically sterilised - and really the only things on the floor would be alcohol and shoes
uhh i think there would be a lot more than just alcohol and shoes on the floor.
Um, do you people realize how little bacteria there on toilet seats? Nothing dirty ever touches toilet seats...
yeah i dont really wanna lick the toilet seat of some diarrhea filled fat latino chick. but i could pick a nice spot on the floor at the club.
Guys. Walmart. Walmart. Guys.
toilet at its cleanest > floor at its cleanest.
I'll open a personal club and before opening and after cleaning i'd lick it u.u
Feel kind of bad for Walmart...then again they brought it on themselves.
On mythbusters, it said that toilet seats are wayy cleaner than floors..... Since its Walmart I guess it would be just a little cleaner xD
Nobody's bear ass touches the dance floor.
Toilet seats are actually places with the least bacteria in the household. Most people think toilets are full of microbes.
No matter what, you can guarantee both have semen on them.
Some of these questions are fucked up
It should have been lick the toilet seat at taco bell
It doesnt specify what toilet seat.. if they selltoilet seats.. then I would just lick one of those but if not I'd just lick a club floor
Is Walmart that bad?! I'm from England and we don't have it here, so.. :')
I can clean a toilet seat easier than a floor
toilet seat! i dont want to lick semen off the floor!!!
Both are gross indeed; However I know that wallmart bathrooms are cleaned more frequently.
What the Hell is a "Walmart"?
Clean them before you lick. It says "they are both disgusting", but it never says WHEN they happen to be in that condition. Therefore in my case they will be disgusting before I clean(obviously)then lick
Licking the toilet = 90% chance of getting a disease. Licking the floor = 90% of getting high.
Realistically, toilet seats really aren't that dirty, compared to a club floor.
Those who commented club have never actually been to one
Ever seen Mythbusters? Yeah.
I would like one of the clean, selling ones
im fuckin sad i answered this
Our walmart has clean bathrooms that smell like vanilla :3
According to Mythbusters the toilet seat is one of the cleanest places in your house.
Yeah, they lied to you
I'd get super drunk then lick the floor.
There might be drugs on the floor at a club!
88% Reasonable human beings, 12% retard baby monkey ;)
Never said is had to be on a toilet... They sell toilet seats
Walmart people are disgusting... (Not necessarily the staff)
It's a fact, that toilet's aren't as disgusting as you think, they barely have any bacteria germs. So pretty much, you could eat on your toilet without getting sick.
walmart sells toilet seats i can lick one of those
Never said it couldn't of been a toilet that is being displayed
I would just go to a corner...
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