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Lick a toilet seat at walmart

Lick the floor or the toilet

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Both are disgusting.

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    killmenow666

    2 years ago

    have you seen the people at walmart?! X(

    • 19

      devon

      9 months ago

      i'm one of those people that clean the clubs and bars early in the morning after closing. you would be surprised at what you see. surely not as bad as some of the people in Walmart. but still, i have had to clean a shit that someone took in a corner because they were too drunk to walk the twenty feet to the bathroom. not fun

    • 21

      ossmosse

      8 months ago

      OH GOD I thought it meant one of the toilets you buy, all clean and everything. Oh god D':

    • 2

      CostinD

      7 months ago

      uuuugh, fuck that!

    • 7

      RavingLunatic

      6 months ago

      do i want aids or aids? hmm...aids please

    • 1

      Reed

      2 months ago

      at least a crapload of alcohol is spilled on club floors

  • 19

    Xodus

    1 year ago

    Well there's always the choice of the unpurchased toilet seat on the shelf!!

  • 12

    warface363

    2 years ago

    OH MY GOD FUCKING NASTY!!! BOTH OF THEM!!!

    • 8

      iholland95

      1 year ago

      Yeah totally gross. I would never lick the floor at either of them but if I had to choose one or the other I would choose the club...

  • 5

    Sarah Kelly

    1 year ago

    They're both utterly disgusting to contemplate but I'd choose a club floor in hopes of ingesting cocaine residue or something similarly mind altering.

  • 5

    Gmg114

    1 year ago

    both are bad...but the walmart by me has a secret bathroom on the other end of the store that i dont think anyone uses lol

  • 4

    firehawk2324

    1 year ago

    I used to work at Walmart, and have seen what happens to those bathrooms. By far, a floor at a club would be more sanitary.

  • 3

    Shelia Horne

    9 months ago

    The club. Much better chance of finding a spot with nothing but dust, or beer, or even some dropped money. Doesn't say it has to be the bathroom floor at the club, after all. But Walmart--

  • 3

    Jumanji9700

    2 years ago

    Both are f**ckin disgusting... but I have a better chance the toilet has been cleaned recently.............

    • 10

      ilikeanal

      9 months ago

      But if it isn't, I'd be prepared to buy some extra strength mouthwash while you're at Wal-Mart

  • 2

    Roo Bailey

    1 year ago

    lets see - if I 'spill" vodka on the floor of the club it's basically sterilised - and really the only things on the floor would be alcohol and shoes

    • 1

      Deborah Chin

      9 months ago

      uhh i think there would be a lot more than just alcohol and shoes on the floor.

  • 0

    Max

    4 days ago

    Um, do you people realize how little bacteria there on toilet seats? Nothing dirty ever touches toilet seats...

  • 2

    overtherainbow

    1 year ago

    yeah i dont really wanna lick the toilet seat of some diarrhea filled fat latino chick. but i could pick a nice spot on the floor at the club.

  • 1

    Cynthia Hunn

    5 months ago

    Guys. Walmart. Walmart. Guys.

  • 1

    Jakob

    6 months ago

    Free shots!

  • 0

    Roland Bassett

    3 weeks ago

    toilet at its cleanest > floor at its cleanest.

  • 1

    Lorenzo Avena

    8 months ago

    I'll open a personal club and before opening and after cleaning i'd lick it u.u

  • 1

    Keila Mejia

    9 months ago

    Ick

  • 1

    Daniel

    10 months ago

    Feel kind of bad for Walmart...then again they brought it on themselves.

  • 1

    Hannah Rebekkah Delg

    10 months ago

    On mythbusters, it said that toilet seats are wayy cleaner than floors..... Since its Walmart I guess it would be just a little cleaner xD

  • 0

    Lucas Hawranke

    1 month ago

    Nobody's bear ass touches the dance floor.

  • 0

    Lucas Hawranke

    1 month ago

    Nobody's bear ass touches the dance floor.

  • 0

    Thea T.

    1 month ago

    Toilet seats are actually places with the least bacteria in the household. Most people think toilets are full of microbes.

  • 0

    Vrhythmikz

    1 month ago

    No matter what, you can guarantee both have semen on them.

  • 0

    faqItImBatman

    1 month ago

    Some of these questions are fucked up

  • 0

    sinclair

    1 month ago

    It should have been lick the toilet seat at taco bell

  • 0

    Sophie Olivia Jenkinson

    1 month ago

    It doesnt specify what toilet seat.. if they selltoilet seats.. then I would just lick one of those but if not I'd just lick a club floor

  • 0

    Eleanor21

    1 month ago

    Is Walmart that bad?! I'm from England and we don't have it here, so.. :')

  • 0

    SuperNoodle

    1 month ago

    I can clean a toilet seat easier than a floor

  • 0

    xXkitkattXx

    1 month ago

    toilet seat! i dont want to lick semen off the floor!!!

  • 0

    SeaFoamMelon

    1 month ago

    Both are gross indeed; However I know that wallmart bathrooms are cleaned more frequently.

  • 0

    Unknown

    1 month ago

    What the Hell is a "Walmart"?

  • 0

    Gabriel Lopez

    1 month ago

    Clean them before you lick. It says "they are both disgusting", but it never says WHEN they happen to be in that condition. Therefore in my case they will be disgusting before I clean(obviously)then lick

  • 0

    Faux Paradigm

    2 months ago

    Licking the toilet = 90% chance of getting a disease. Licking the floor = 90% of getting high.

  • 0

    flareon

    2 months ago

    Realistically, toilet seats really aren't that dirty, compared to a club floor.

  • 0

    jblazemalone

    2 months ago

    Those who commented club have never actually been to one

  • 0

    RPBC123

    2 months ago

    Ever seen Mythbusters? Yeah.

  • 0

    Divinity

    2 months ago

    CLUB PENGUIN

  • 0

    Dabu

    2 months ago

    Thatsmyfetish.jpeg

  • 0

    Jack

    3 months ago

    I would like one of the clean, selling ones

  • 0

    Omar Mohammed

    3 months ago

    im fuckin sad i answered this

  • 0

    Jesus

    3 months ago

    Our walmart has clean bathrooms that smell like vanilla :3

  • 0

    Putridgrim

    3 months ago

    According to Mythbusters the toilet seat is one of the cleanest places in your house.

  • 0

    Yeabe Fekade

    3 months ago

    I'd get super drunk then lick the floor.

  • 0

    Jared Eisenhauer

    3 months ago

    There might be drugs on the floor at a club!

  • 0

    ToastAngel707

    3 months ago

    88% Reasonable human beings, 12% retard baby monkey ;)

  • 0

    Jar Jar Binks

    3 months ago

    Never said is had to be on a toilet... They sell toilet seats

  • 0

    Lengi

    4 months ago

    Walmart people are disgusting... (Not necessarily the staff)

  • 0

    Katie L. Moore

    4 months ago

    It's a fact, that toilet's aren't as disgusting as you think, they barely have any bacteria germs. So pretty much, you could eat on your toilet without getting sick.

  • 0

    Shen Yang

    5 months ago

    walmart sells toilet seats i can lick one of those

  • 0

    Tom Swift

    5 months ago

    Never said it couldn't of been a toilet that is being displayed

  • 0

    Chris

    6 months ago

    I would just go to a corner...

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