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Derek
I feel like teaching that part of history would get infinitely more amusing.
insert.a.sexy.name.
And this very important supporter "big dick candy rainbow farts the 3rd"
max69
Sing my name as big ass the 3rd
RavingLunatic
That British Chick Noone Likes
Brandon Lee
does rainbow dash counts?
Toolbox
I'd sign it as Hugh Gerection
Zach Brown
You'd be one of the most famous and respected people of our nations history, especially if you signed it big. And you'd throw all of that away...To make your name Drew P. Wiener.... Society today....
gassypoots
Chuck Norris
dawson
chuck norris
Max
Some suggestions: Mike Rotch, Hugh Jass,Seymour Butz, Amanda Huggenkiss, Ivana Tinkle, Heywood U. Cuddleme, Drew P. wiener and more on this website: www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html
Andres
"Hello, My name is:" Lord Shaggy McFuckarse
Esteban
already did, John Hancock
Ruben Olivares
It used to be John Footpenis didn't it?
Derek
And while it's not really a play on words or anything, I'd sign as Dudley Fartknocker.
Shelia Horne
lol
Ernq
people won't remember your common name anyways, but if you go down in history as the guy who signed as Dick Nipplegobbler you'd be a legend
Aren
Will U. Suckit
Aj Plourde
John footpenis
Franklin Chen
shouldn't it be John Footvagina?
andres562
I put dick hurts so that way they ask whose dick hurts in the future
i.c. weiner
This makes me want to change my answer now
Oreo
Lol that would be really funny
naomi
OMG i cant stop laughing XD
King_Cunt_Fucker
I'd put my username.
Rickson Goncalves
i can imagine king george, being like dafuq, first these duchebags say they dont want a king now they choose godamn cunt for king
totopher
Most of America can't remember all the people that signed the Declaration, but if I signed Hugh Jazz, they would remember... Heh heh
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Moe Lester
killmenow666
i made one of my friends names on face book "mike hawk" and she doesnt know how to change it XD
cass
although i would rather use my real name i would use Harry Potter for my pseudonym (its ridiculous cause im a girl
PedoBear
then you wouldnt be allowed to sign, women were considered inferior in that time period, they wouldnt even let you into the convention
cass
then i would dress as a man sign my real name and later reveal that i was a girl after making my amazing opinion clear and women would be considered equals because of me
snoopy1556
... OH COME ON!!! Wouldn't you wanna go down in history as a stupid name? It would make history more interesting
cass
no i wouldnt and wouldnt COMPLETE CHANGING WOMENS RIGHTS be a little more interesting then putting something stupid?? thats right.
Spirit1920
No, women still wouldn't be considered equal. You'd just be shamed and your signature would be crossed out or something.
Muhammad
Semore Asses, Mike Litoris, Mike Hunt, or Mike Hawk
Anonymous
Clicked the wrong one.
Dragonbeon
Hello there! Signed, The Doctor
Dopaminecloud
I would sign.. Batman
Michaila Ward
Mike Hunt ;)
Mackenzee Hemming
i actually know someone with that name...
EridolfHitlora
Eridolf Hitlora
D'vaughn Clarke
Ben Dover
BStewy
Everyone would just think it was a coincidence that you have the same name as the person who signed it. No one would believe you. May as well have fun.
Ryan
Hilarity would ensue.
Jousis
Oswald Thatendswald.
WaterSpace
Alan Waterspace is my fake name! ;-)
hi
Drew Peacock would be good, same with Hugh Jazz. But what if I signed Adolf Hitler? That would be better.
hi
Drew Peacock would be good, same with Hugh Jazz. But what if I signed Adolf Hitler? That would be better.
Hisaishi
My name is Dan Smith. That could be anyone. Something like Dick McTitjob is forever.
WangJingwei
Dicksucka999 REPRESENT
Marie Horan
i said blue but now i wanna be red cuz ppl are just gonna think its a coincidence :(
Xifihas
Lars Lars Pantsonfars
Kyle Wheeler
sign my alter ego, Capt. McSexy Pants
Alex King
Ben Dover.
Mark
Real name = Profit
Ross
Holden Magroin
gardenGnostic
I would sign as "Is A. Dick" right after someone else's name.
Geaux
Rusty Shackleford.
Jermaine Williams
No one would believe it was me anyways, might as well make people laugh for the duration of american history.
kmarple1
Real name, but *before* Hancock. Giant signature, diagonally across the entire space.
D'vaughn Clarke
Hugh G. Netals
Handsome Stranger
Haywood Jablomi
xDerpityDoo
I would sign Dick P. Ness
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I'll be famous!
Riley
People would assume that it is a coincidence that you have the same name.
Dawson Barton
SIR INDEPENDENCE FATTY MC BUTT THE THIRD
asneakyfatcat
Cammander Woofles :D
p01arb33r
wtf people!
Addee_V
If I signed my real name I might be famous for all I know!
jtz
Remember it would just seem like a coincidence if it was your name
Juliana Florence Stoner
My real last name is Stoner. Nothinh else needs to be said.
enjoymysquid
Justin bieber , I wonder what would happen
mahanchet
Hue G. Rection
skyamethyst
mike hawk