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Kick your grandmother in the ovaries
Lick your grandfathers belly button
My respect for my grandmother outweighs the awkward grandfather situation. Much alcohol would be involved prior to the incident.
Agreed. The memory will fade, the pain may not.
Those ovaries shriveled up into nothingness decades ago. Id go for the kick.
who knows whats been festering inside that belly button for the last 40 years?
My grandfather is a very clean guy. I hope...
I feel terrible, but both are dead so.....
TAKE THAT GRANDMA!
My grandfather IS a very clean guy!
I hate them both, so no competition. WHAM!
Either one won't care, why? Because they're dead. :D
If it was KICK your grandfather's belly button, I'd do it in a heartbeat. He's annoying as hell sometimes :P
Nanna wears thick high waisted track pants so that might absorb some of the kick. Hopefully...
my grandmother is dead ._.
That was perfectly worded.
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JForrestQ
My respect for my grandmother outweighs the awkward grandfather situation. Much alcohol would be involved prior to the incident.
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Agreed. The memory will fade, the pain may not.
Jim
Those ovaries shriveled up into nothingness decades ago. Id go for the kick.
Cait
who knows whats been festering inside that belly button for the last 40 years?
Azer Faraclas
My grandfather is a very clean guy. I hope...
RSPedestrian
I feel terrible, but both are dead so.....
projects8an
TAKE THAT GRANDMA!
MarkTheGr8
My grandfather IS a very clean guy!
dammyjodger
I hate them both, so no competition. WHAM!
SilverB33
Either one won't care, why? Because they're dead. :D
xereeto
If it was KICK your grandfather's belly button, I'd do it in a heartbeat. He's annoying as hell sometimes :P
seacowphil
Nanna wears thick high waisted track pants so that might absorb some of the kick. Hopefully...
dannyboy
my grandmother is dead ._.
horsedickdotmpeg
That was perfectly worded.