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Kick your grandmother in the ovaries
Lick your grandfathers belly button
My respect for my grandmother outweighs the awkward grandfather situation. Much alcohol would be involved prior to the incident.
Yeah I'd have him take a bath and it'd be quick. The ovaries would hurt like crazy and the memory would never go away.
who knows whats been festering inside that belly button for the last 40 years?
Especially if hes dead
TAKE THAT GRANDMA!
my grandmother is dead ._.
Either one won't care, why? Because they're dead. :D
I feel terrible, but both are dead so.....
Those ovaries shriveled up into nothingness decades ago. Id go for the kick.
plus it doesn't say how hard
Sometimes I wonder why I use this site... ._.
Nanna wears thick high waisted track pants so that might absorb some of the kick. Hopefully...
last time it was delicious
Love you gram. XD
I hate them both, so no competition. WHAM!
HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS AWESOME!!I AGREE!1 SQUARE IN THE OVARIES!
How can you hate you're grandparents?
Although i love my nana a lot.. I'd still kick.. The thought of my grandpa's belly button is disgusting
im sorry grandma
my grandfathers aren't alive ...
My grandpa isn't alive, so there's no way I,d lick his belly button... Considering he,s been gone for 15 years! Sorry grandma lol
Grandma don't need her ovaries no more
That was perfectly worded.
If it was KICK your grandfather's belly button, I'd do it in a heartbeat. He's annoying as hell sometimes :P
My grandfather is very sanitary so idc.
My grandfather IS a very clean guy!
Depending on who you are it is either kill your grandma or just be weird with your grandpa
My grandfather is a very clean guy. I hope...
Agreed. The memory will fade, the pain may not.
The grandpa I don't have
My Grandfather's belly button's in a urn.
My grandma would probably die if I kicked her there, so yeah.
both of them are dead so it's a question of which dead body would i go near.
What kind of sick person would want to kick their grandma?
fuck my gramma
Wouldnt do it if the world depnded on it
It's not like she needs them anyway
If I kicked my grandma, my mother would disown, castrate and basically kill me.
i dont hav a grand pa
This was not fair at all I wouldn't do either and since my grandfather has passed I definitely would do that who came up with that noise lol
I love my grandad of course I'd lick him out!
That would probably kill my grandmother. But...both my grandfathers are dead. This got awkward.
My grandmother dont need that shit.
Joke'a on you cuz my grandpas are both dead
Fuck my grandmother, shes a dickhead
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