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If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...
Have your lair be underwater
Have your lair be in the side of a cliff
If it's an evil lair it needs to be hidden. Helicopters can fly by cliffs. Plus, the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads could protect my lair
1 drunk shark could shoot it at ur lair and the pressure would explode the facility
and just how will that shark get drunk who gives a shark whisky huh?
Yeah, a DRUNK shark man. Fuck that.
Projects it says IN the side of a cliff not on it so it's hidden too. Plus I don't know of submarines or divers swimming around in the rock material of a cliff that could find it all
f you are basing this decision off a drunk shark, then you're crazy.
Well my PTERODACTYLS WITH LASERS WILL DEFEND ME TILL DEATH!
Sharks with FREEKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their FREEKIN' HEAD!
@Callan It's spelled FREAKIN`
Freq-Sho you fucking idiot. It says "in the side" not "in side" -_-
This just makes me think of Austin Powers....
How Awesome would it look falling backwards of a cliff
WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE
i actually have freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads
think of the view, plus your lair wouldn't need to replenish on oxygen and supplies every so often, if it was in a cliff you could just have a constant supply going
A submarine constantly recycles its air. A sub can remain underwater indefinitely. It's only limitation is food. Same would go for underwater lair.
You do realize that this never said it was in a submarine or a place that could have air. It just said underwater.
It never said it couldn't.
Have a greenhouse in your underwater lair, the plants will give water. But use plants that need little sunlight.
The plants will give air, not water*
@phaneac less sunlight = less photosynthetic properties in most to all cases
Shaneac* Damn fingers
If you were on the side of the cliff, you would be exposed more than you would if you were underwater.
What, do you have an Asda or Walmart by your cliff or something?
Easy to find a lair in a cliff? Answer me this. Who's the hide and seek champion from 2001 to 2011?
tzk132's point convinced me. Though it sounds cool to have an underwater lair, you'd need to stock up on oxygen, and I think it's pretty easy to track people who once in a while orders large amounts of oxygentanks.
You wouldn't need tanks you could recycle air or use vents
Have fun with your 'great view' in a totally obvious location while im in the ocean floor, fucking hard to find, chilling with ariel and flounder.
WHHHHHOOOOOO, lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
if your lairs on the side of a cliff... cliff gives out and your lairs gonna be under water
One word, "Puncture"
every section could be sealed off to stop water, doors open with scuba gear, and then open a hatch and swim out.
BUT if you were deep enough, trying to "swim out" would just crush you.
would you kindly?
Meanwhile at the
Legion of Doom
if it was on a cliff they could get a giant truck then try to push it off
In this scenario, the base is in the side of the cliff, not resting on top.
A lair underwater is pretty fucking cool. why would I choose that under off a cliff?
Under water lair: only simple defenses such as sea mines and auto turrets within base (if you have henchman than subs and patrol boats.) Cliff side lair: anti air weapons, artillery, anti sea weapons, anti armor weapons (tanks), tanks planes, land mines, and auto turrets. Oh, and who said this cliff isn't next to the ocean ;p ( subs , sea mines, patrol boats).
Am I the only one that read that as underwear ಠ_ಠ
string and = "an";
I'd rather have the nice view
I will go for the cliff.. Who wants to wake up to goddamm ferry every morning..
I don't want my lair to be exactly underwater...how about deep in the Antarctic ice cap?
It's technically just frozen water, so I don't see why not.
I'm ready to bungee jump.
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...
whales would live outside your lair. awwwwwwww.
Why would I want my lair in my underwear?
so im dyslexic and i read this really fast and i thought that it said "underwear" instead of underwater
I'm scared of water
I chose the impossible. I chose Rapture.
How cool would that be and no sharks.
RELEASE THE SHARKS WITH FRICKEN' LASERS
It would be so cool
I only voted the underwater lair because it'd make me feel like a motherfucking mermaid.
People will drown if they don't have a scuba gear so I don't have to worry about bad guys
I am the evil batman.
Basically evil Atlantis or evil batcave
It'll be like Rapture, except less crazy meth-heads trying to kill you and more evil gloating while petting a cat on a chair, looking at some sharks and fishes.
Meanwhile in the Legion of Doom...
Fish. Nuff said.
I would conceal it really well and have a secret panic room if I was still spotted.
I like me some jets and Helicopters so... Cliff for sure
being underwater is incredible
under water! TURTLE MODE ACTIVITED *boop*
As long as it had a view showing a beautiful deciduous forest and a nice river flowing... even an evil mastermind can have sweet things.
my lair looks like a pinapple.
I did this on Minecraft when I was younger! *memories*
i like fish
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