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If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

Have your lair be underwater

Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

If you were and evil mastermind, would you rather...

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Have your lair be in the side of a cliff

Which lair would you prefer

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  • 99

    projects8an

    2 years ago

    If it's an evil lair it needs to be hidden. Helicopters can fly by cliffs. Plus, the sharks with laser beams attached to their heads could protect my lair

    • 34

      Jared

      1 year ago

      1 drunk shark could shoot it at ur lair and the pressure would explode the facility

    • 44

      .......SUPRISE......

      1 year ago

      and just how will that shark get drunk who gives a shark whisky huh?

    • 6

      overtherainbow

      1 year ago

      Yeah, a DRUNK shark man. Fuck that.

    • 22

      Freq-Sho

      1 year ago

      Projects it says IN the side of a cliff not on it so it's hidden too. Plus I don't know of submarines or divers swimming around in the rock material of a cliff that could find it all

    • 6

      Jordan DeSimone

      1 year ago

      f you are basing this decision off a drunk shark, then you're crazy.

    • 7

      FragrantSkunk

      1 year ago

      Well my PTERODACTYLS WITH LASERS WILL DEFEND ME TILL DEATH!

    • 5

      Callan Steffensen

      1 year ago

      Sharks with FREEKIN' LASER BEAMS attached to their FREEKIN' HEAD!

    • 3

      SuperShaymin

      1 year ago

      @Callan It's spelled FREAKIN`

    • 2

      owlgrandecity

      10 months ago

      Freq-Sho you fucking idiot. It says "in the side" not "in side" -_-

    • 2

      Theorcofdead

      7 months ago

      This just makes me think of Austin Powers....

    • 1

      Khalfani Wadlington

      7 months ago

      How Awesome would it look falling backwards of a cliff

    • 1

      Oh Snap

      4 months ago

      WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE

    • 0

      glitchface

      4 months ago

      i actually have freaking sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads

  • 34

    tzk132

    3 years ago

    think of the view, plus your lair wouldn't need to replenish on oxygen and supplies every so often, if it was in a cliff you could just have a constant supply going

    • 9

      Joe Lee

      1 year ago

      A submarine constantly recycles its air. A sub can remain underwater indefinitely. It's only limitation is food. Same would go for underwater lair.

    • 3

      Kaili

      1 year ago

      You do realize that this never said it was in a submarine or a place that could have air. It just said underwater.

    • 7

      rmdx

      1 year ago

      It never said it couldn't.

    • 2

      shaneac

      1 year ago

      Have a greenhouse in your underwater lair, the plants will give water. But use plants that need little sunlight.

    • 0

      shaneac

      1 year ago

      The plants will give air, not water*

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      8 months ago

      @phaneac less sunlight = less photosynthetic properties in most to all cases

    • 0

      Eric AskewSomethin

      8 months ago

      Shaneac* Damn fingers

    • 0

      The Dark Knight

      6 months ago

      If you were on the side of the cliff, you would be exposed more than you would if you were underwater.

    • 0

      Oh Snap

      4 months ago

      What, do you have an Asda or Walmart by your cliff or something?

    • 0

      Faris

      2 months ago

      I'll break the supports under your lair......... I win

    • 0

      paunchy

      2 months ago

      Oh no a landslide

  • 5

    Cassmonsta

    1 year ago

    Have fun with your 'great view' in a totally obvious location while im in the ocean floor, fucking hard to find, chilling with ariel and flounder.

  • 4

    kevin

    1 year ago

    if it was on a cliff they could get a giant truck then try to push it off

    • 2

      God of Knowledge

      1 year ago

      In this scenario, the base is in the side of the cliff, not resting on top.

  • 4

    MarkTheGr8

    2 years ago

    Easy to find a lair in a cliff? Answer me this. Who's the hide and seek champion from 2001 to 2011? tzk132's point convinced me. Though it sounds cool to have an underwater lair, you'd need to stock up on oxygen, and I think it's pretty easy to track people who once in a while orders large amounts of oxygentanks.

    • 2

      theTexan

      1 year ago

      You wouldn't need tanks you could recycle air or use vents

  • 3

    Conor Bush

    1 year ago

    would you kindly?

  • 3

    Bob Barker

    1 year ago

    WHHHHHOOOOOO, lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

  • 3

    thatguy

    2 years ago

    if your lairs on the side of a cliff... cliff gives out and your lairs gonna be under water

  • 3

    HoodHustla

    2 years ago

    One word, "Puncture"

    • 1

      lonewolf

      1 year ago

      every section could be sealed off to stop water, doors open with scuba gear, and then open a hatch and swim out.

    • 1

      Denivire

      1 year ago

      BUT if you were deep enough, trying to "swim out" would just crush you.

  • 0

    IAmDaMasta

    4 days ago

    Nice view

  • 0

    IAmDaMasta

    4 days ago

    Nice view

  • 2

    transparent

    1 year ago

    Side of a cliff. Waterfall entrance perhaps. :3

  • 2

    A Random Spaz

    1 year ago

    Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom

  • 0

    NadraChu

    2 weeks ago

    My lair can auto-destruct, thus making it fall off the cliff and into the ocean seawater.

  • 0

    MoeMoeChan

    2 weeks ago

    Dr.Evil in the house

  • 0

    Chase Johnson

    3 weeks ago

    Rapture!

  • 0

    djkitty01

    4 weeks ago

    I can watch people and when they try to go up the mountain I can push me off XD

  • 0

    elJUANITO

    1 month ago

    Wow i thought it said "underwear" :P

  • 1

    Arthur Gomes

    11 months ago

    RAPTURE

  • 0

    ThisOrThat

    1 month ago

    Ah, the fresh air!

  • 0

    ThisOrThat

    1 month ago

    Ah, the fresh air!

  • 0

    ThisOrThat

    1 month ago

    Ah, the fresh air!

  • 1

    Alex

    1 year ago

    A lair underwater is pretty fucking cool. why would I choose that under off a cliff?

  • 1

    Devyn Dasilva

    1 year ago

    Under water lair: only simple defenses such as sea mines and auto turrets within base (if you have henchman than subs and patrol boats.) Cliff side lair: anti air weapons, artillery, anti sea weapons, anti armor weapons (tanks), tanks planes, land mines, and auto turrets. Oh, and who said this cliff isn't next to the ocean ;p ( subs , sea mines, patrol boats).

  • 1

    aero90

    1 year ago

    Am I the only one that read that as underwear ಠ_ಠ

  • 1

    BenySLO

    1 year ago

    string and = "an";

  • 1

    Kevan Donais

    1 year ago

    I'd rather have the nice view

  • 1

    SanAndreas

    1 year ago

    I will go for the cliff.. Who wants to wake up to goddamm ferry every morning..

  • 1

    PyroStorm

    1 year ago

    I don't want my lair to be exactly underwater...how about deep in the Antarctic ice cap?

    • 0

      theTexan

      1 year ago

      It's technically just frozen water, so I don't see why not.

  • 1

    Madi60517

    1 year ago

    I'm ready to bungee jump.

  • 0

    BearLord Toukar

    1 month ago

    Both of this suck and are very vulnerable

  • 1

    Nick65

    2 years ago

    Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom...

  • 1

    aaliyahs

    2 years ago

    whales would live outside your lair. awwwwwwww.

  • 0

    Jian

    1 month ago

    On the side of a cliff a superhero could push it off

  • 0

    ComputerCookiez1476

    1 month ago

    Definitely have an underwater lair.

  • 0

    Alex Gorie

    1 month ago

    Doc drakken

  • 0

    London

    1 month ago

    iron man house 4 dayzzzz.

  • 0

    balefirephoenix42

    2 months ago

    Welcome to Rapture

  • 0

    Jatboy1000

    2 months ago

    Personally, I would want it on the moon, but underwater will do.

  • 0

    Micah Spicer

    3 months ago

    Scarred of heights....

  • 0

    Samuel Akpanumoh

    3 months ago

    If you damage your underwater lair, you could drown and/or loose all of your hard work. If you make your lair in a cliff, you can make a hangar and also turn your lair into a ship of some sort to re-locate or carry out your evil plan in the comfort of your lair.

  • 0

    mineprax

    3 months ago

    mine looks like this 0_0

  • 0

    Josh Little

    3 months ago

    Just don't push it off.

  • 0

    Alirowlando

    3 months ago

    At first , i thought it said : “ if you were masterbating , would you rather ... "

  • 0

    puppypaws

    3 months ago

    I clicked the wrong one because i thought it said "underwear" not underwater! ._. Lol

  • 0

    puppypaws

    3 months ago

    I clicked the wrong one because i thought it said "underwear" not underwater! ._. Lol

  • 0

    puppypaws

    3 months ago

    I clicked the wrong one because i thought it said "underwear" not underwater! ._. Lol

  • 0

    Jonny Loker

    3 months ago

    Bioshock!

  • 0

    spikewalker

    3 months ago

    All of my minions would have wing suits.

  • 0

    Firewolf219

    3 months ago

    I don't care if I'm exposed, the view will be nice and I won't be so far away from the people I want to control or murder.

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