No, you may not adopt in either case.
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codyg
I would prefer to experience the joy of being a parent, over never being one at all. It would be hard but still worth it I believe!
p01arb33r
its called adoption...
Sindre Raanes
You could still adopt a baby, dude
kmac98
and i could never face the heartbreak of losing a child
Yoman318
dude this is a comment for all the other guys commenting on this. In the extra info it says no adoption brothers. stick to your guns though because being infertile would be dope on your boy downstairs, you know he hates them rubber sacks you put on him.
Matt
surrogate mother for the win!
Matt
or sperm donation
Bob2ball
even if i cant have a child doesn't mean i cant suit up
Carson Jones
Kind of selfish, don't you think?
Taylor
To all who are saying ADOPTION in the fucking question it says "No, you may not adopt in either case." DUMB FUCKS
Zack
It say absolutely nothing about buying a baby off the black market so theirs always that option
Maggie
It would be selfish to bring a child I'm the world knowing they will die and not be able to grow up and have a normal life. I'd rather save a child and have none then have one and have the bond then they die and you're left with the worst heartbreak
Blackjackz
@Maggie would you say the same thing if the child was disfigured or mentally retarded or something of the sort and the mother wanted an abortion?
Mossy
So many stupid cunts not reading the description... What a world.
neonblue120
Wow that's fucking selfish... I'd rather SPARE them havin to DIE!!! Fuck what I want.
Jayrs93
Couldn't you have more kids it says "a child that passes away" so technically can't you have more children after the one passes away? Just wondering...
'Bozzy' Chris Bostock
That seems too selfish for me
Meh.
Didn't mean to press agree, but you're a murderer, codyg...
PoopEater
Adoption is out of the question. Read the full question guys.
Austen Zenketski Ter
codyg, take it from someone who knows about this first hand, your a fucking retard.
Plutters
I'd just foster a child then, it's not adoption.
BonnieWonder
That's kinda selfish... you would bring death on a 5-year-old child just so YOU could experience the 'joy of being a parent'?
_Shannoniganz_
Steal somebody's baby and raise it as ur own.... I h
pmaguire13
i really dont want a child. and in my opinion children are the most annoying and misbehaved under the age of 8
Reconzile
But you would still condemn that child to death?
Jay Potter
Codyg, you are fucking sick. You'd want to bring a little kid into this world and then have their young lives cut short, cos you selfishly want to "experience being a parent" for a few years? Fuck you you dude.
Franklin Chen
What if the baby dies in child birth?? Look. It says before 5 years old. Sure the baby could die when he/she is 4 but you never know
1stwarror
@p01arb33r "No, you may not adopt in either case." It also says Have 'A' child. I would just have a second one. Enjoy never knowing the feeling of being a parent.
Vanessa Hope
guys, if the child dies so young it would be heart Breaking and just plain cruel. what if it died in pain? thats just mean.
ImCool
IT SAYS NO ADOPTION AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle Cope
I'd rather have a kid that passes away before age 5. It does say A KID after all, not KIDS and it says nothing about not being able to have more.
kokodilla
i could have a 2nd kid
Franklin Chen
Shit. Didn't think of that
Jim
You want your babies burying you, not vise versa. Plus, you will NEVER get those 9 months back, and your wife will still have a ton of baby fat. All just to pay for a toddlers funeral, Ill pass.
WentwoJ
uh, guys it clearly says "No, you may not adopt in either case."
Tucknerwear
As a Father I would definitely not want to see that happened to my son. Rather not have one at all if death was to happen.
Jumanji9700
Not having kids anyway.... so being infertile wouldn't really be bad..... but if I were to adopt, I'd prob hate life if the kid died really young.
Jude Fortner
It seems so heartless to just brush off the death of a child by saying you can just have another anyway. Children aren't appliances.
Kausus
Adoption's an option, but I think this would be fine since I don't ever want children.
armacitis
No it isn't,look again.
alex
same here i hate kids
thelostsiren
I don't want kids anyway; the second option sounds like the worse of the two even for a person who does.
Greg
"A" child, as in one, after getting over the horrible loss of my first child I could have another
kannderr
I wouldnt have a child just to experience saddness and lose plus they wouldnt be able to live a long happy life
MarkTheGr8
You can get another child that will live a full life. It says a child, not every child. Of course it may be painful to bury your child, but I also want to experience parenthood.
grace
It's not about YOU though. It's about willingly having a child when you know they're going to die before they get to live at all. If this was a real life situation and not a question on a website, choosing what you chose is one of the most disgustingly selfish things a person could ever do.
MarkTheGr8
If you know when people are going to die, you're extremely selfish by not preventing their deaths. I, for one, can't see into the future. I don't know if you have children, but let's say you don't. When you have a child, do you know if he/she is going to live for 5 years, 20 years, 80 years? No you don't. You can hope, you can do your best to make it happen, but you don't know.
MarkTheGr8
With your logic, you might as well never get children, because it might die some day before expected. Also, no one says it has to be a painful death. I interpret 'passes away' to mean in peace.
Gage
wow, this is a dark question
grace
Of course it would be hard on me to lose a child at 5, but I didn't pick blue for me. It's not fair to give a child life, knowing that it'd be ripped away too quickly. It's better for me to never conceive at all than to conceive and have my child die before they could enjoy their life.
DapperDinner
I hate children.
Andres
Not worth the pain, not fair on the child.
DottyDot
Take it from someone who is infertal, you'd rather have 5 years worth of memories with.your child.
drizzy
infertile you can bang whoever you want and they dont get pregnant. as long as you arent infertile because of an std
TheChosenOne
Didn't say I couldn't clone myself.
ChuckNorris
To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all.
Adam
It only says "a child", not "all of your children". Round 2, here I come.
dragon_warp_lord_x
Hm, well i wouldnt want to have to deal with the loss of a child, So ill be the infertile caretaker!!
MARCOS069
This one made me sad :(
Jude Fortner
I'm childfree so this is easy. Besides, even if I wanted kids, losing one would be too painful, and there's always adoption. Infertility wouldn't stop me if I wanted to be a parent.
MarkTheGr8
That's a good point. EXCEPT it clearly says "No, you may not adopt in either case."
Violeta Ordonez
I hate children anyway.
RealBACONATOR2
my brother died at four......
amy
I enjoy playin this game with my friends but i will have to say that i lost my little girl aged 6 weeks old about 3 months ago n wasnt expecting to see a question as such as this..if i knew she was going to pass away i wouldnt of concieved her..for our sake and to never see her suffer..
ilivemysoul
It say a child so I'd have 3 that way I'd have 2 that wouldn't die
Cramps
But I'm already incapable of getting kids so ehh
mebkdb
1st child dies second lives
SonicDude203
it only says A child, implying only ONE child dies.
Max_Steak
A single child dies. From a purely genetical standpoint: I WILL HAVE MY IMMORTALITY. Lol, it doesn't even say first born...
Jeremy
Fuck kids. I hate them.
Rebecca Kim
As a woman, child birth is a phobia.
Chelsea
Screw babies anyways :P
Navadae
i just clicked what i already am... what?
Justin Cornelius Smi
Shit just got dark.
Pakus
I don't have to know the child. What if i donate sperm and then get a child that way
Sam MacandCheese Vandruska
Doesn't say anything about artificial insemination
Hobo Joe
Son...your going to die when your five.
Paul
Wait I want to take it back.. I didn't read the description * face palm*
Lynnaya Hamby
Ok, I couldn't handle it if my kid died so definitely blue. And, it does say no adoption but it doesn't say anything about a surrogate mom, foster parenting, or step kids. Which are all technically not adoptions so ha.
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vsudyvyevf
IT clearly says that you can't adopt
nashcali22
i cant be infertile
WentwoJ
What if that child had some kind of disease and was in pain for those 5 years? I wouldn't want them to suffer... But it doesn't say that once that child dies, that there's no chance of having another one.
Terrabeth
You can miss what you never had...
SilverB33
Adopting is key.
armacitis
It says you can't adopt.
JTODD
IM A BOY ANYWAY
aaliyahs
adoption.
armacitis
It says you can't adopt.