Christmas would be actually canceled. You wouldn't be able to give the purse back either.
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Patrick
I get to be cruel to orphans? No contest!
Priscilla AirTight E
Christmas is more cruel to orphans. Tell Santa what you want. No, he can't bring you a family. No, you won't get a pony either. Here, have a stuffed animal.
Jacob Dittmer
just say "just kidding" afterwards.
Matthew Robinson
I agree with Priscialla, Christmas is cruel to orphans.
Riley_Wilson
Dude I would love to do this. No contest indeed.
somewhiteguy
just tell this to Jewish or Muslim orphans they don't believe in Christmas anyways!
jdub73
Tell them its kwanzaa ftw
Nat-han
Why do you assume that such orphans are christian. BTW I wasnt paying attention and clicked the wrong side. oops...
Shaco Clone
Money or dick move.... this is one of the hardest decisions of my life
Jasmine Cyrus
i didnt wanna be mean to little kids ;(
Fus-Ro-Dah
I can't give back the purse, but I CAN give back its contents
[deleted]
When stealing the purse you'll get at least some money
Blackjackz
And possibly have a side of arrested!
Braedon
Are you kidding? All they carry is a chequebook, a pen, and some hard caramel candies. They won't be losing much
Riylshadow
Braedon, what if I told you the checks had kittens on them?
Advance
Plus, she's probably senile and will forget what even happened 10 minutes after it happened.
HgolfG
Plus, it says Christmas would actually be canceled! I like Christmas...
Yukira
take purse, pour contents into bag, give bag, sell purse and give money from purse
T.P.N
danm i like hard candy
projects8an
Do I have to stop at 10???
Kerrtard
Only if i can harvest their tears. The cure to all Ailments.
Corey Sean Anthony
I'm just going to leave this here for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM
Azer Faraclas
It's about time that Christmas is cancelled.
Nizar Tajdin
you must be Jewish
DemonicChimera
Nizar, actually Azer is a police officer who is worried about a skeleton who is pretending to be Sants and dropping horrible, nightmarish presents in every house. He just wants to protect the people.
SleazyMcStevens
Orphans are orphans for a reason. It would be my pleasure.
Grickel
Orphans are orphans because their parents died
DemonicChimera
Would you tell Batman that Christmas is cancelled?
Mepper
Well steal the purse and give all the contents of the purse back... is one way around the other one
rando
i enjoy stealing.
Kayla
An elderly woman probably depends on what money she has. The orphans would just be disappointed, which they're probably used to. And there's always next Christmas.
Molly
The orphans could be Jewish, Muslim, Atheist, etc.
er48827
Let her keep the contents and take the bag...simply open and empty at her feet and be off.
Reganelizabeth
I won't give the purse back, but I'll give back its contents :)
Stephen Helms
The woman would just forget all about it in like 5 minutes and I could get all her hard candies.
Priscilla AirTight E
As a former poor kid, I imagine the orphans thinking "So, I miss out on some shitty coloring books and school supplies but I don't have to see the rich assholes rubbing everyone's noses in their new BMX or Prada bag? Sounds like a win." There's a reason none of the poor kids I've known have believed in Santa.
agindoof
they could be muslim or something else so it doesn't matter. Eid FTW
kokid913
These kids could be islamic or something
UseThisToAddressMe
Steal an elderly woman's purse obviously. I don't need to do it in a violent manner and there is also something to gain for me. Being mean to orphans is pointless.
Andres
Money.
Matt
i could tell jewish kids that christmas was cancelled
JXT
I'd like to do both please.
cerpintaxt
this is hilarious
jazzhands
Oh this is absolutely irresistible. Hell, I'd do both.
Nick-Nack
horrible, but feel for the orphans....
Ptess254
Yaharr, who has to tell ten orphans christmas is cancelled? This guy!@
hendrxson
free money and i didnt ruin any childrens dreams
brittney
what if it's Bruce Lee's grandma?
TobyRice
That would be pretty fun! Think about it. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Dilbertium
What if they're like.....Jewish orphans or something?
Filipp Pöyhönen
You didn't say she is alive. :P I'm just taking it from a dead elderly woman.
Anarchypluss{Dylan}
you wont get arrested for telling kids christmas isn't coming
Lauri Johannes Leponiemi
Money!
Alison
Just throw all the shit in the purse on the ground at her feet, run away with the actual purse afterward, then mail her a new purse that's exactly the same as her old one. Problem solved. (Goddammit, why'd I pick red?? That was an accident...)
SupremeInferno
Yes, I would steal the purse, but what if I had a good reason to? She might've stole it from another person, so I'd be stealing it in order to return it to its original owner.
Soham Dasgupta
Why not both? *mexican music
Sam Jazz Jasinski
I didn't know it was actually cancelled:(
Sam Jazz Jasinski
I didn't know it was actually cancelled:(
Sam Jazz Jasinski
I didn't know it was actually cancelled:(
ThePorkyJesusKing
That IS my Christmas!
Jake
I'll tell 10 Jewish orphans that Crhistmas is cancelled.
iamnotalemon
I'm just going y
Viewtiful Joe
The purse may have medicine in it that she needs to take. Missing one xmas wont kill you.
Tyrael242
i want to do this anyways :)
c.raff
Sorry old lady, but a purse full of money is far better than no Christmas (even if I didn't have to tell the orphans, no Christmas would SUCK).
Ian Crawford
More money!
Ryan
I love Christmas. I hate old people
Jon Viv
Christmas is CANCELLED! It's now "Orphans To Loving Caring Wealthy Households Day" Fuck you, Christmas! Yeah!
Quentin213
I love messing with the orphans!!
malacia
crap, i chose before reading that christmas would actually be canceled. i'm an awful person.
agindoof
they could be muslim or something else so it doesn't matter. Eid FTW
Franklin Chen
I'd go to a Jewish/ Muslim orphanage
imagine_the_possibilities_
Well, their life is already screwed up…