Either way, you are dead
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GareBear
Becoming a singularity beats becoming a splatter.
BillyBob
That's exactly what I thought! Great minds think alike?
samsung
lol same. I guess other people didn't know what implosion would mean.
john117
if i had to go, i would take someone with me. just saying.
AnonymouslyAnonymous
I would rather go out with a bang... Next to my boss...
T.P.N
people will have to clean me up :D
SuperGameFan77
nothing to clean up
UseThisToAddressMe
Splatter myself near impressionable young children and mentally scar them for life. You don't have enough mass to turn into anything of significance after you implode, so tormenting youngsters is an obviously superior choice.
Corgylegs
Implode to be Different and hopefully tear into reality with a black hole.
Brian
less messy maybe?
Steve
actually, worse mess
Anthony
Exploding is too mainstream
Samael Ahmadinejad
Eff that. If I'm gonna die either way, I want me all over everyone.
Teh-Lulz
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Biblohip
People explode all the time. I'd rather be different.
T.P.N
fucking hipstar.
VegHead11
Explosions are more badass. =)
CrAzY nAmE
fuck yeah!
Tommy Jing
ill just take your word for that
PlainGreatDane
All the people who said explode is cooler, have never seen an implosion
Rickson Goncalves
and you dont want to, explosions can actually be funny, implode, i can only imagine it as extremely painfull, i think i saw it in some movie or something and it just is not a good sight, scars you
TehSpaceSnake
Exploding would be less painful.
Scott
implosions are way cooler than explosions in my opinion
overtherainbow
Maybe its less messy, but i think it would be more painful. I mean, instead of ripping apart it squishes together into a space that cannot hold all of it. Sounds more painful.
BillyBob
Well lets assume your skull is being squashed right along with the rest of you. Let's also assume that the implosion will happen at the same rate as the explosion. This would mean that you would feel the same pain either way as your brain would be destroyed in the same span of time.
twinArmageddons
aw ii wanted two explode
Nic Feild
Invader fucking Zim!!!
Nic Feild
Invader fucking Zim!!!
Bradley McElroy
If I were to explode, I want it directed by Micheal Bay
JXT
I agree that implosions are much more interesting, but if I'm dead either way then I'd rather someone have to clean up a bigger mess.
Forrest2
exploding is to common
BloodyKnives
Because saying something is too mainstream has also become too mainstream?
kittens
Spontaneous combustion all day er'y day
Kiba
My last words would be: "Art! Is an Explosion!!!"
Zero2321
Naruto Shippuden reference? :D Deidara?
Gracie
I picked randomly, both sound pretty much the same to me....
emmy jay
anyone can explode, implode = awesome
emmy jay
anyone can explode, implode = awesome
emmy jay
anyone can explode, implode = awesome
SirMonkeybutt10
They could reuse my penis
SirMonkeybutt10
I would wanna do it in an elevator after farting with a bunch of people
PoopEater
Why can't I see the questions I submitted in my profile?
CyborgKittenPoweh
I would explode. GIR has always wanted to explode,so he/it/she/robot could join me if he/it/she/robot wanted :D
CrAzY nAmE
i would die instantly and also have an epic "me" messe imploding sounds painful
Ethan Kalhs
screw that im going out in style
BloodyKnives
Less mess for the poor cleaners to mop up
jedgar
Go out like Vegeta.
chickedy2534
Go out with a bang!
Cormac
I would become a Black Hole and take the Universe with me. MUAHAHA
jack notman
quicker and safer to other people
Jamish
Implosions are far cooler
Nikola Ristic
,,If i am going down,i am taking you with me!''
berenkuntz
i want my intestants to splatter all over other little kids to traumatize them and leave them scarred for life :D
Sen Markou
Geijutsu wa bakuhatsu da!but ofc,singularity is nice.so i left my dog choose.
Coolkid1256
Implosion is more of a show...
Dylan
At least I'll go out with a bang...
brunob27
I have no idea wtf implode is
Kelli Kline
How freaking awesome would it be to just randomly implode leaving everyone around stupefied...
fxcool4
Less painfull to explode as its quick
fxcool4
Less painfull to explode as its quick
boxbox
If i imploded, would i create a black hole?
halo66333
By not after we're not in a fight by the way I live in Canada olive st. 67 so stalk me jokes I live in my house with my mum implode and my dad explode
halo66333
If I implode I might be able to be buried and I would not make mess but if I explode I could get my guts all over this girl in my class rudrakshe she so damn anoying
Jamie Stewart
can i just randomly explode? i want to be walking down the hallway of my school and just BOOOOOOOOOM
elol
Why would you implode your dumb ass's
iHertzKnight
Exploding is too mainstream, rather become a black hole which would or wouldn't dissipate leaving me with a chance to keep people safe but who cares.
Dyonus
I want to spray the people around me.
tuxedotuna
Imagine if people saw you implode that would be so cool
YoshiMadeMeDoIt
Better to burn out, than to fade away
allan
think how tripped i will leave people and for my next trick... MIIND FUUCK