Piratetism includes groovy accent (eyepatch optional). ninjaism includes outfit and ninja death stars but you are isolate from the world
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izzy421096
I would be Luffy from Onepeice
xXChandyXx
yeh that would be awesome but a ninja c'monnn
Freq-Sho
Pirate: Be stuck on a boat and most of the time not see another ship for weeks so just be bored and hope you have enough booze to last. Ninja stealthy killer
Vytenis Matas Sakali
Bitch please i would be ninja luffy the game
Arbon45
Then i'd be Naruto :)
Cheelow Sucevic
So come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams :)
Shantha Segar
I would be Naruto and kick your ass
Rory Willams
naurto is more martial arts anime then a ninja anime. behonest how often is naurto stealthy
Shillness
I'm already a ninja
GhostBro92
Masters of moving with the shadows and being unseen? Awesome, I could sneak into a bank, rob it, and make away with 1 billion dollars and no-one would know till the bank opened in the morning.
maxy89c
Try beating naruto.
Flarekitteh
@Freq-Sho... who said pirates ALWAYS sail?
TemplarIngots
I could be the male version of Ching Shih. If you don't know who she is, she is a pirate who commands 1800 ships and 80,000 pirates and challenges the worlds naval superpowers at the time which is British, Portuguese and the Qing dynasty.
witty ninja cat123
Ninjago my favorite show!!!!
steve
i'd be naruto from... naruto
Dudugs
Dem naruto fans. I would just kill alo my enemies
Gil
My nakama!
Francesca Ortiz
I would be Marquise Spinnerette Mindfang from Homestuck.
Francesca Ortiz
But I do kinda wanna be Naruto.
MONKEY D. LUFFY
BRING IT ON NARUTO BITCHES!!!!!
Elina Elric
Quit saying that!!! I get luffy is awesome (he really is) but. Arghhhh
ThatFoxyKid
I wanna be king of the pirates
sadiesaxton
Two words, Jack Sparrow.
Demon1981
two words, Jacky Chan
Commodore
@demon, Jackie Chan isn't a ninja. He's not even Japanese.
Reed
One word; scurvy.
Denny
You mean 'Jack Sparrah'.
alisox
My thoughts exactly.
MarkMyWords
Take what you can, give nothing back ;)
pomstazlesa
*Captain Jack Sparrow
John
Two words:Naruto Uzamaki
MONKEY D. LUFFY
1 word: me
DropTheBass224
If you were a pirate you could do whatever the hell you wanted and no one could tell you not to. Ninjas have to answer to their masters...
jakeb27
Except that ninjas don't have masters. They're not samurai. They work for whoever pays them the most, or for their own interests.
StrongerTD
You will probably die from diarrhea
little man
Simple answer my friend: KILL THE MASTER
pirateninja
i'm both...a pirateninja :P
Matt
ninjas have small dicks. They are asians
little man
But ninjas are also known to have many wives and many children
Joey
Yeah good luck using your dirty massive pirate dick on all of the women on your crew, oh wait, you have obviously never studied any history.
DWH Andrews
Yar
Denny
Be a pirate all day. I be gettin' all da booty!
Kyle Weaver
One Piece, explore the big blue
Manglapus Bori
Shinobi Change vs Gokai Change....
Gil
one piece nakama where you at!
MONKEY D. LUFFY
right here
Nukacola2010
I'm gonna be pirate king!
Ryan
I think everyone knows who would ACTUALLY win in a fight. And who looks cooler.
Jordan Ward
Arr!
little man
Not siding with the pirates, but they had guns and cannons, which is more advanced than most katanas. But in the end, the ninja would win with a quick blow to the pirates head. And the ninjas had the best long and short distances weapons
MONKEY D. LUFFY
3 words: MONKEY D. LUFFY
davek1234
If you're a ninja you get to be stealth i mean come on I get to be awesome and do awesome parkour tricks and do badass ninja moves as well
whitepower144
No one said you would be a good ninja... or a good pirate.
Reed
whitepower it's implied.
Franklin Chen
@whitepower Surely you would be trained
er48827
Free on the sea. Agreed, sadiesaxton...Jack Sparrow.
firehawk2324
Life on the high seas!
Jealot
Gangplank. Nuff said
Timothy Lary
I'd rather steal, cheat, lie, and blunder; get drunk and party every night and not follow any rules!
Kyle Weaver
One Piece, explore the big blue
Jared Gonzalez
One Piece FTW
SimokIV
Do what'ya want 'cause a pirate is free !
bitcopter
That is just what I was thinking.
Jordan Fearnley
Free Games!
flowerpot
Ninja is way better than pirate
Jean-Claude Jaquetti
Arrrrrrgh!
Gabrielle Hircine Ko
No scurvy.
Dewy
Pirate: Sail your boat around the high seas and blast cannons at ships, rape and pillage and get all the money and booze you want. Ninja: Wear black and know karate.
Connor Jerome Freche
im already jack sparrow professionaly
SumthinMstBAvailable
Being isolated from the world? Might as well be a pirate.
DarklordTheo
Do what you want, for a Pirate is free!
Tucod7
Who the fuck doesn't want to be a ninja?
Kai Schulenburg
YO HO! YO HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LZcMv0H1bI
Carlo Ferrera
Silent but deadly, baby, just like a fart.
bitcopter
I could sing the pirate song from Lazy Town.
Noa Zackarias Lerch
this was hard
Aloerca
I would seriously prefer to travel around the world...
T.P.N
i can only be a ninja as my username says (tpn=the perverted ninja)
Kenny Vi Tran
how about you are trained as a ninja then become a pirate and sail the seven seas as a ninja pirate
Jordan Ward
Pirates have guns.
Sean McClellan
ONE PIECE FTW
Anon
DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE~
Joseph
Ninjas are cooler.
Puntsik
A ninja, but I would want to be a viking pillaging and raping everything
Belén
Rape girls, be cool, drink rum, have fun and fights.
Dakota
Fuck Scurvy
Daiken Dy
i'd love to sail the seven seas, plus i'm already a ninja loljk
Jesus
Walk the plank bitches
salihzzz
To the grand line!!!
Viewtiful Joe
ARRRR!
Mossy
So long as it's not that Narutard shit.
wrathseed
Be stranded on a ship with sweaty men or slit throats? No contest
anatron
Naruto or One Piece...