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some jewish dude
in this one, no one wins
Handsome Stranger
Except the American people
SteveKobbs
Michelle Bachmann: "I'm not a witch, I'm you." We'd all be president!!!
Pray4Plagues
Steve, you're referring to Christine O'Donnell. :D Michelle Bachmann is the one with the closeted husband.
valcorwabajak
With sarah palin she'd be so stupid it would be comical
Sarah
No way am I living in a country with SARAH PALIN as president. Canada here I come!!!
Piotr Pelc
I LOVE Parah Sailing !
horsedickdotmpeg
At least she has some experience in politics
insert.a.sexy.name.
Experience doesn't mean any thing when she talks like a red neck doesn't read and her Forgien policy is a hunk of shit
T.P.N
FUCK 'MERICA
Gringomiester
Could've sworn this was already asked. I'll say what i said then. At least Palin has experience running something.
King_Seedeyeh
Bachman only runs the crazy train.
Kevin Nicholas Kojoi
I sat at this one for 30 minutes deciding which would be the less painful for America.
Joshua
exactly, they're both horrible
Tfunk85
Any one of them would be better than Obama
Fus-Ro-Dah
Amen, Tfunk85
n1nja_nacho
She did good in a rap battle against lady gaga so yeah. (Yes I know someone was acting)
Toby
i saw that too
lanzadam
Oh Canada my sweet home
Jet
Welp, bye guys, I'm off to Canada.
Handsome Stranger
That'll show us
the dude
i vote nator
Mason
Onward to New Zealand
Jack Apelbaum
I bet half you people don't even know anything about Sarah Palin.
Jack Apelbaum
I bet half you people don't even know anything about Sarah Palin.
WAAALT
I don't live in america, win for me.
Geezjam
I'm British, so this has no effect on me.
clarinet31
Option 3: Move to Canada
Joshua
Well crap, this was tough, they both suck
Kittygirl19
I prefer JILL STEIN!!!!!!
Bryan21
Take away gay rights vs. Kill gay people because they are "witches"
jessicapopcorn
well i don't live in the US of A, so it wont really affect me :)
johny
then move to Australia
Nizar Tajdin
I read "Sarah Palin" and clicked the red box without even reading it.
Jeremy
I only answered this to say: I'd rather just shoot myself in the face than pick. Bachmann was my answer by coincidence. Moved my mouse back and forth until someone said something to me. lol.
caucasianDANGERmachine
I only answered to alert you that this question has made me delete you rather from my phone
Sam Walker
I pressed the wrong thing.
bob6969||
shes not trying to go to war with russia
Zaltys
In this one, the rest of the world wins. Because they'll be busy laughing.
Andrew
Both are totally insane, but Palin's hotter and slightly less extreme
Jaf
I mean, can't be much worse than Obama.
mattlafy
It's stupid versus crazy.... at least if you go with stupid maybe she just won't understand the job... crazy might actually do crazy things
Kevin Darnell Peters
sarah palin is stupid, michele bachman is insane. key difference.
Samuel Crawford Gilb
Of all he poop death and maiming questions this is the worst
Jousis
As a Republican, I hate Sarah Palin, but I HATE HATE HATE Michele Bachman.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Kind of a "lesser of two evils"(or stupidities). Palin would quickly be removed. Bachman is a little to scary. Palin is just dumb
ThatsSo
This question made me cry.
Wolf Fang
read Michele Bachmann as Michele Batman, but I really don't care who is president, we have monarchy here.
Tom Swift
You know we can impeach people. Michele would be out of office soon. Sarah Palin wouldn't do anything TOO crazy thus our country is fucked because she wouldn't be thrown out of office.
T.P.N
i dont live in america fuck yeah
FireballBurrito
Harder than the Nutella vs Bacon question.
FistofStalin
Really fucking hard choice
Tabatha Barnhart
Both horrible choices.
Rangeshoot
I'm not American so I honestly don't give a toss, haha
Troy
sarah palin thought dinosaurs existed like 2 thousand years ago...
Jacob
I'm afraid they're in agreement about that. I think dinosaurs existed in the 1920's.
DatSexyViking
Palin has been president before.... Oh wait, that was Bush, they're the same person anyway.
Hayley C'est Kevin
Nobody would take her seriously and it would be hilarious
JessePinkman
woman don't belong in power.
Nic Feild
ANYTHING PUT SARAH PALIN!!!! Please! I'm actually from Alaska, and she was THE megabitch even before she was asked to be McCains VP. She is a terrible, terrible person
Farhan
if either of these scenarios happen id do the country a favour and kill the president for the greater good
Youssef Beshay
If either ever happens... stop the world and let me off
neonblue120
Palin would be like George Bush a titular president really.