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- You would rather Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich than Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life.
- You would rather Be a superb writer than Be an excellent singer.

Brendan
Noone cares if I eat an avocado. If I punch a pilgrim thats a great story to tell.
Jim
Wow this is a close one, but I feel pilgrims have had this coming for a while.
SnazziestPants
I'm non-violent. Easy question was easy.
danierrebby
I'm native american.
hendrxson
i would eat an avocado but id rather punch a pilgrim
Ptess254
So long as its not scott pilgram, then I would die.
wavymouth
ave ov the uv acado yummy
MarkTheGr8
Making guacamole with an avocado and putting it on a taco is a delicious idea. But punching a pilgrim realy makes a good story. Thanks Brendan! =)
Username2479
Avacado is yucky.
whosaysimevil
Psh, If I punch a pilgrim, it makes a great story, plus it means I have a time machine!
CutiePie
lol
orgast
avocados are fucking delicious. I'll never pass up a chance on that shit.
Grickel
You can eat avocados after you punch the pilgrim
River_Song
obviously the pilgrim will have said something to piss me off
Lem
I just really like avocados, okay?
breasts
i dont even like discovery
Velatus
I hate avocado.
CutiePie
tell them that buckles belong on ur BELT!
canadice
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GretchenWieners
I love the percentages.
Rythmbot
Nothing against pilgrims. I just really wanna punch something.
Sgt_Sushi
I hate pilgrims.
Kendall Walls
avocados are nasty
Stian Dahl Sommerset
Obviously punch a pilgrim. Would be hilarious.
Morgan
pilgrims are awesome
Caleb Bloomfield
this is the more fun answer