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Punch a pilgrim
Eat an avocado
A test of non-violence and historical bullying.
Noone cares if I eat an avocado. If I punch a pilgrim thats a great story to tell.
Fine bitch no thanksgivibg for you.
P.S I didn't mean to offend you but it just sounded right
@Anthony... how is punching a pilgrim stopping thanksgiving?
thanksgivibg doesnt sound right to me.
Punching pilgrims has a much more satisfying feel. :P
@mountaindewmachine: he got punched while saying it.
@Anthony There would still be thanksgiving. I mean you're just punching a pilgrim. Not like you're gonna kill all of them.
Your comment made me chuckle, and determined my answer.
Yeah, but avocados are delicious!
It's not like I get to punch people everyday. why not >:D
I don't like avocados
Im English Thanksgiving isn't a tradition here L:D
avocados are beast
Yeah i changed my mind
this chose my answer for me
I hate avocadoes. Also, no Thanksgiving here in Australia either :D
I don't like avocados.
i dont want to punch my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather or grand mother
How about Guacamole? And nachos?
Pick out the biggest douche. Beat him up, rob him and his house, and run back to your time period to eat celebratory avocados with guac, corn chips and Doritos!
I hate avocados.
I'm native american.
SO? Fuck you
Good one dani XD
Puto indio de los cojones
good answer, but avacodos can be thrown up onto your worst enemy
Wow this is a close one, but I feel pilgrims have had this coming for a while.
avocados are fucking delicious. I'll never pass up a chance on that shit.
You can eat avocados after you punch the pilgrim
Avocado + sugar it's yummi
i would eat an avocado but id rather punch a pilgrim
So long as its not scott pilgram, then I would die.
Psh, If I punch a pilgrim, it makes a great story, plus it means I have a time machine!
I'm non-violent. Easy question was easy.
The avocado would disagree, you cold blooded murderer.
XD I only chose avocado because... I dunno... avocados?
@Dieck u read my mind!
How often do you get to punch a pilgrim i mean theyre damn near extinct
obviously the pilgrim will have said something to piss me off
Not necessarily. Maybe he complimented you in your pimp buckle hat... You still have to punch him
It's River Song there, don't fucking question her.
Avacado is yucky.
Obviously punch a pilgrim. Would be hilarious.
Nothing against pilgrims. I just really wanna punch something.
i dont even like discovery
Wtf avacados are delicious
Can I eat an avocado while I punch the pilgrims?
WTF I mean seriously an avocado
i love punching people
Jokes on you, I like avocados
Jokes on you, I like punching people and things! but I like avocado to
I love the percentages.
Shriek doesn't like pilgrims or avocados (they don't have layers)
I like avocados -_-
Avacados are delicious and why would you want to punch someone?
I like avocados ...so and u can it into guacamole
avocados are delicious..
What if it's the person that I hate's ancestor? Well, then I'd be happy.
Anthony you spelled thanksgiving wrong :)
This question is so stupid
PILGRIMS, PLEASE. :P
Why isn't doing both an option? I would love to do either.
tell them that buckles belong on ur BELT!
I hate avocado.
Making guacamole with an avocado and putting it on a taco is a delicious idea. But punching a pilgrim realy makes a good story. Thanks Brendan! =)
I like avocados...
I hate avocados. I would do anything other than eating one.
I hate avacados.
HOW DO I PUNCH RECON?
Native American Power!
It tastes like rotten butter.
I'm allergic to avocados soo
For some reason i was thinking pilgrems were really tiny but there regular people so that swayed my desision. I mean he could turn around and bitch slap me. And i like avocados!
I hate avocados
Eat the avocado while punching a pilgrim! Boo yah!!
I'm a bad person
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