If you sound like other people, you are unable to learn other languages.
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Bryce Davis
I could talk like Morgan Freeman. Case closed
vsudyvyevf
dammit u beat me too it
MaxoSmithKline
Or James Earl Jones
D'vaughn Clarke
I was gunna say that
TurdFerguson
Or Frank Sinatra. Millions baby!
Dominic
you just won my vote! haha!
Antiriku
Everything in this except the original comment has 58 thumbs. The original has 57. What the heck.
You
dang i should change my answer!
Toni Lucas Gajic
well i can say ewrithing i want and they no understand me soo yhea oh and i do not need to make pictures of things to know where something is in china!
Dudugs
or chuck norris. that would be some good pranks
Matthew Kroeger
dang it I didn't think of this :(
Dragion
Sam Fisher
cyberpwnage
morgan freeman's fuckin BADASS!!!!!!
Poseidon1
DAMN IT i didn't take that to consideration!
Franklin Chen
boy is that 75% jealous
Jasmine Cyrus
i shall sound like dory fronm nemo
FinMagotti
I would sound like T-Pain with autotune...maaan that would be cool
Martin Boyle
你可以說中國的混蛋 , Being able to speak chinese? Case closed.
Vin Shaw
Hi I'm Morgan Freeman.
Duque Duqueyo
I WANT TO SPEAK JAPANESE! PLEASEEEE!!!!
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Do you mean prease ?
T.P.N
Dont you mean "I WANNA TO SPEEK JAPAWEESE! PWREASE!!!!"
brody
I would speak in parseltounge (talk to snakes from harrypotter)
Kala
THAT. Would be amazing. Although, I still think David's accent trumps all...
Rythmbot
I already have a golden voice
horsedickdotmpeg
If I spoke like Morgan Freeman I wouldn't need anything else
Jamie Coolstorybro D
Agreed plus nice name lol
Alex
Talk like Clint Eastwood
agindoof
i could sound like someone speaking a different language
Nic Feild
If you chose blue, you can't speak any other languages
Nic Feild
If you chose blue, you can't speak any other languages
SaxMan
Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones, Fucking FREDDIE MERCURY? You can copy EVERY singer in the world, every celeb. First, BEST PRANK CALLS EVER! And second, Fucking richness.
eddieman
Both are great ways to get the ladies.
Jon Viv
Samuel L Jackson..
JNmeister
Being the best impressionist in the world could get you so famous.
Dustin
Imagine the job opportunities
Zac
step 1, speak any language, step 2, ̶s̶t̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶T̶a̶r̶d̶i̶s̶ borrow Tardis, step 3, become galifreyan, step 4, Profit???
Kala
Step 5: Meet up with The Doctor and go on crazy, bowtie-wearing, fez-rocking, geronimo!!-inducing, adventures. I like this plan.
SeveredNed
Hmm. 1)Sound like River Song, 2)Call up TARDIS, 3)get translation program implanted in head, 4) Be able to understand and talk in (almost) any language without actually learning it. Goddamn I like this plan better.
recorDeal
Morgan freeman...blue team just won.
that one guy
The dragon tongue is a language
Dsaster544
I wouldn't have 2 take French
T.P.N
or (f*cking) German
canadice
Русская настолько лучше, чем говорить, как и другие люди.
Mateo Aaron Jacob Le
Да, а затем вы можете бороться с какой-то чувак, что говорили на русском языке. Сталин против Гитлера
Maggie
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remon
just an english comment passing trough
Will Diamandis
ελληνική γλώσσα> ρωσική γλώσσα!!!
Crissy
Spanish
Booburt
In ANY LANGUAGE you want. ANY LANGUAGE in the whole world, throughout all of mankind's history. out of ANY LANGUAGE, REAL OR MADE UP, ALIVE OR DEAD, you choose Spanish. Not like, Quenya. not Akkadian. Not even freaking chinese. You choose SPANISH. a.k.a one of those languages that is EASY AS BALLS to learn.
Conrad
lol i would choose Gaelic cuz it sounds fun lol
youat2inthemorning
I don't think you have to choose one Booburt, gosh!
Eli C
now i wan to learn Hylian.
Matt Mcquade
Fus Roh Dah
SageOfSixPaths
Swahili
Kevin Bailey
para que? me tarde 2 meses en aprenderlo perfectamente? que perdida de tiempo... ni latin? ni esperanto?
Maude Lexiie Parker
lol I'd speak Na'vi, avatar language :P sounds pretty cool!
snoopy1556
Pshhhh Spanish is easy already done... Now for mandarin
max69
Morgen freeman that's all I have to say
witty ninja cat123
I want to sound like someone so you can make awesome prank calls!
eli_says
Optimus prime
xboxplayer68
Wouldn't you want to talk like Morgan Freeman?!
Ecvsio
Can I change my voice frequently, I'd make fun of people in public
Ikkie97
Since I suck at any other language besides English and Dutch.... it would come in handy
Ghost
Hello school this is your principal speaking
PinkSushi
I am ze spy
Samir Cowan
Man no one wants to sound like Morgan freeman?
Holimoo
Now I can USE THIS MUCH VOLUME WHEN ADDRESSING MY SUBJECTS.
a5leepingbaby
MORGAN FREEMAN!!!
Zozzo
I'd love to do that , i mean i love spanish, italian, portuguese and so on^^
Fawnithia CircusMons
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Chrono
I'd much rather get hired by pretty much any business for being extremely multi-lingual.
Jamie Trickey
ERM MORGAN FREEMAN PEOPLE!
joshua
I would sing like every damn singer/singster get millions and pay people to talk for me in other languiges (sorry for my bad english i cant speak.it haha)
Carter Anderson
Morgan freeman all the way
Toby Lurio
Voice actor is a much better job than translator.
Xerina
I could sound like Morgan freeman
n1nja_nacho
Sound like the movie trailer guy yelling "be my fucking friend" would be awesome.
Cuckoo
I can sound like Morgan Freeman
Gringomiester
Voice acting here i come.
Enes Yilmaz
*calls school* "Hello, yes I'm his mother. Sorry but he can't come to school today. Bye." f*ck yeah, no school
Lance_the_pants
This would make prank calling more fun
CattyNerd
I would sound like Chuggaaconroy. Case closed.
Kazuya Mishima
both
kerglis711
Dang it, wrong button
Ryan
IS EVERYONE FORGETTING MORGAN FREEMAN?
RealityWarping
I could speak like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Ferreteh
Australian. Just Australian. That is the extent of my craving for the accent. It's just too cuuute.
Primus
I've always had the idea if I were to have one wish, I could sound like anyone I wanted, and then make millions off of it and be known as the girl with every voice.
Sean Hollar
does singing count? i would sound like John Lennon, or Mick Jagger
derpishere
I'd choose English, but with a British accent so that people would listen to me more.
T.P.N
Irish people are cooler than the English.
Kincaid Kranbuhl
I can talk like anybody I want to be. I can scare the shit out of people if I pretend to be a horror star. 'Nuff said.
THE RULER OF EVERYTHING
Well if i can speak like anyone i can speak like people from i dont know umm congo or sweden. Just satan
TheBeast
I would want to sound like anyone you want, do you know how much fun you could have by prank calling with *67 or using chat roulette :P