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Be able to only speak in lolspeak
Be able to only type in 1337 speak
This includes speaking in lolspeak during intimate moments, typing an essay in 1337 and everything in between.
I think I'd rather just never speak again.
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you made me choose blue.
1337 speak isn't putting numbers in every single possible spot >_>
do i still have a penis
what does this have to do with anything?
The less cancer, the better.
L1K3 T3R3Z1 PYR0P3? SW33T! :P
1 W0UDL 74LLKC L1K3 M17UN40
HOM3 STUCKS UN1T3 >:]
:33 < *ac agr33s.
I can undsrted dis?
1T WOULD B3 FUN TO SP34K FLU3NTLY L1K3 T3R3Z1 >:]
This way, friends can be kept, and family won't pretend you don't exist. If you chose speaking in lolspeak, you'd eventually end up tied to a bed with a minister trying to pull a demon out of you.
Even though lolspeak would make me fail school, 1337 speak would turn simple worlds like Hello into "Hu Three One One Zero"
lolspeak gives me cancer
I could use speech recognition for my essay, then, i wouldnt need to type.
Speech recognition for lol speak? good luck
you chose the same option as him
I do it anyway
Pwned is lolspeak, |D \/\/ |\| c| Is 1337SP34|
This is hard. I already speak fluent LOLcat, and my 1337 is nearly fluent...but I occasionally speak in LOLcat as is, so I have to go with LOLspeak.
but being a computer science major 1337 speak it a lot more fitting
You can't be fluent with a nonexistent language.
@Dragan tell me how languages started then please?
I could be Terezi Pyrope!
or mituna uwu
I CAN HAZ LULZSPEAK?
41N7 N080D7 G07 71M3 4 D47
T3R3Z1 PYROP3 >:]
4w50m3 d4mn typ0
Numb3r5 4r3 450m3
I would be so annoying if i picked blue.
i don't speak much anyways so.. i`d rather be able to type like a normal human being
CR4P 1 TH0UGH7 1337 M34N7 7H3 Y34R "1137".
wrong button. i hate 1337 speak
Duh, Voice recognition typing software is pretty good now.
"It's okay; I speak leet"
47 13357 I d0n7 h4v3 70 741k 1ik3 4n idi07
Lokspeek iz awsum
1337 speak is more creative.
1 4gr33 w1th y0u, V1c70r 7U0ng.
so i'm gonna talk like they did in year 1337 i guess that's allright
I'd rather choose neither, but at least LOLSpeak doesn't hurt my brain as much.
i dont even understand the other one
leetspeak more like hello typing quirk
What are these things?
Lolspeak is slightly more legible than 1337 speak.
> be at interview
> "i can haz job pwz?"
this question just gave me terminal cancer in my testicles
d3a1 w1th 1t
Aint nobody got time 4 1s and 3s
At least i wouldn't fail any english essay
1 (#0053 r3d b3(4u53 1015p34k 50und5 funny.
I'm in ur bed fuckin ur bitchez
H3 H3 H3 H3 >:]
Lol a troll, lol lol... Lol?
Job interview: I can has job prease?
1337 speak is for badasses, lolspeak is for pussies.
lolspeak is writing words with different letters (but sound the same)...Which means it wouldn't necessarily change your lifestyle at all...
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