No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.
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- You would rather soil yourself and have nobody know than not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did.
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p01arb33r
farmers get soil on them all the time
LOLking
I love you.
TheFarmer
Yes, yes we do.
.......SUPRISE......
nice thanks
SunnyCrapCake
Thanks.
Rythmbot
Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"
Freq-Sho
And hell with others I don't want shit running down my leg
Jose Luis Zaragoza
hahaha that just made my day
Isaac Davies
@Freq who said it was feces?
Greg
"No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..
Bradley
made my day :)
Jose Luis Zaragoza
hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha
Isabelle
the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad
LeBatman
especially if it happened in the shower
Frank LaNasa
You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.
Johnny
I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?
David Bell
well if its cold, well, you know the rest
Julian Lutz
Sounds more like a superpower to me
Sam
SOILED IT. SOILED IT.
Max Levinton
WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled
Swxxt
Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.
Pedobear
But nobody knows. ...
Jordan
I can prove that I didn't
Peter Wolodkin
BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS
pkses
Then what's the problem?
Gabby Neal
Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.
John Casaquite
happened to me before
Destruction
If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.
Matthew
Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.
Matthew
The warmth could be nice.
Eleck
Done it.
David Bell
soooo, waaarrrrmmm
Morgan Marie
dumb question. who the hell would pick red????
Ferreteh
I have a mystical power. This power is the ability to play anything off by going with it. This results in laughs all around and unsatisfactory results for the instigators. Tricky ferret is tricky.
Jessie Reyna
fuck what everybody thinks, it wasn't me
Boss
i'd feel bad, but not for the rest of the next 4 years
Sanic Hegehog
But I don't wear pants...
Zachary Sheteron
"Nobody will know" Last I checked I'm somebody, and thus I'd be apart of the 'nobody'
Sam Crooks
I farted one time and everyone smelled it. But no one ever knew it was me.
FreezingFire
I did this once :D
wartpig
dont alot of women tinkle if they laugh to hard? or guys sharding? i bet millions do it without anybody knowing everyday
Jayson
I don't like having shit in my pants.
illyssa
lol whoops
trippygnome
As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross
Jose Luis Zaragoza
so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?
trippygnome
Y'all that chose blue are dirty little fucks.
Jose Luis Zaragoza
so u rather people humiliate you by thinking you soiled yourself even if you didnt?
SomeGuy
I'm more interested in finding out how I can replicate a scent-less poo.
SnicklePoo#FU
I just shit my god damn pants. YouTube (strange behaviors)
destini92
Lmbo
Mythred
Stupid question.
maxy89c
I pull down my pants and show them I didn't soil myself. Explain how they're not convinced now.
Jessica
I wouldn't care what anyone thought I did. It wouldn't bother me because I know I didn't and I don't have to prove anything to anyone.
MaxM
why would anyone WANT to poo themselves let alone 81% of people
LMMN
Well I will know that I didn't so what's the big deal?
Jose Luis Zaragoza
the embarrsement of people thinkin u did
Rachel Woods
Obviously hav no body no i mean wat kinda bullshit is that
Nathan Antony Beardm
Even if you get naked and show them xD
courageoftheheart
Easy to prove wrong, drop pants, show empty underwear.
Riley Nettleton
not for the awkward type I guess
Andy ಠ_ಠ
screw what poeple thing, and anyway, i can prove it to them.
pnuteatr
This is just an obvious choice
Venusi Artopt
it's called farting.
polynomials
I mean...who has this not happened to?
Starcinder
Soil myself and have everyone think I did :)