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80% soil yourself and have nobody know

20% not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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  • 261

    p01arb33r

    2 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 64

      LOLking

      1 year ago

      I love you.

    • 73

      TheFarmer

      1 year ago

      Yes, yes we do.

    • 11

      .......SUPRISE......

      1 year ago

      nice thanks

    • 3

      SunnyCrapCake

      1 year ago

      Thanks.

    • 0

      kelkonerri

      5 months ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 12

      glitchface

      4 months ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

    • 1

      glitchface

      4 months ago

      i don't fucking know xD

  • 55

    Rythmbot

    2 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 34

    Greg

    2 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

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    Isabelle

    2 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

  • 9

    Frank LaNasa

    1 year ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

  • 8

    Sam

    1 year ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 3

      Max Levinton

      1 year ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 7

    Julian Lutz

    1 year ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 7

    Johnny

    2 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      1 year ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 0

      Carter Paulette

      1 month ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

  • 5

    Swxxt

    1 year ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

  • 4

    pkses

    1 year ago

    Then what's the problem?

  • 4

    Jordan

    1 year ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 3

    Destruction

    1 year ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

  • 3

    Peter Wolodkin

    1 year ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

  • 0

    Lootman7

    1 day ago

    I'm amongst the 117,000 people that don't give a sh*t what people think.

  • 1

    Cdp11159

    7 months ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 0

    AceSLive12

    3 weeks ago

    Can prove it by de-pantsing myself

  • 0

    MagicBacon25

    3 weeks ago

    Who else thought of spongebob?

  • 1

    Gabby

    1 year ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 1

    Matthew

    1 year ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 1

    Matthew

    1 year ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 1

    David Bell

    1 year ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 1

    Morgan Marie

    1 year ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

  • 0

    mykittehisswickeh

    3 months ago

    I would just change my pants

  • 0

    Scampfarmer

    3 months ago

    You can wash poop off yourself but you can't wash rumours away.

  • 0

    EnigmaWriter21

    3 months ago

    I don't care what other people think!

  • 0

    Kaitlin Ann Peterson

    3 months ago

    I don't care what people think of me. I just don't want to sit in wet underwear :/

  • 0

    Josey

    4 months ago

    pfttt as if!!

  • 0

    Gabby <3

    5 months ago

    Sssshhhhhh nobody knows

  • 0

    Sumocolt768

    6 months ago

    its funnier this way

  • 0

    measuremysleep

    6 months ago

    SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

  • 0

    OneDirection ! ! !

    6 months ago

    Im 10

  • 0

    Shelby Seitzinger

    6 months ago

    People who visit this site are generally the type of people who care way too much what people think of themselves and have no concept of how the world should work. How about you dont piss yourself and tell others to lick your dick to check rather than run around with your dick swimming and be like "atleast they wont know" Idiots

  • 0

    NotSoSlimShady

    7 months ago

    Thats a shitty situation

  • 0

    supbitches

    8 months ago

    Conffecion time: In 2nd grade (ish?) I soiled myself outside og my school and manadge to hide it in front of 50 kids (more or less)

  • 0

    supbitches

    8 months ago

    Conffecion time: In 2nd grade (ish?) I soiled myself outside og my school and manadge to hide it in front of 50 kids (more or less)

  • 0

    Bj Magill

    8 months ago

    if i didnt do it i could totally prove it

  • 0

    Andrew Paul Simpkins

    8 months ago

    Well fuck

  • 0

    hobby

    9 months ago

    If i pissed myself and everyone thought i did i would prove to them i didnt and have an excuse to be half naked

  • 0

    caitlyn

    9 months ago

    U R ALL GAY

  • 0

    [deleted]

    9 months ago

    Screw what people think, I am not shitting myself.

  • 0

    catlady

    10 months ago

    Who said it was in public?

  • 0

    Sepz

    10 months ago

    I don't really care what people think..

  • 0

    John Casaquite

    11 months ago

    happened to me before

  • 0

    Eleck

    11 months ago

    Done it.

  • 0

    Ferreteh

    1 year ago

    I have a mystical power. This power is the ability to play anything off by going with it. This results in laughs all around and unsatisfactory results for the instigators. Tricky ferret is tricky.

  • 0

    Jessie Reyna

    1 year ago

    fuck what everybody thinks, it wasn't me

  • 0

    Boss

    1 year ago

    i'd feel bad, but not for the rest of the next 4 years

  • 0

    Sanic Hegehog

    1 year ago

    But I don't wear pants...

  • 0

    Zachary Sheteron

    1 year ago

    "Nobody will know" Last I checked I'm somebody, and thus I'd be apart of the 'nobody'

  • 0

    Sam Crooks

    1 year ago

    I farted one time and everyone smelled it. But no one ever knew it was me.

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