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have to kill three of your neighbors' pets
kill one of your own
Revenge for the countless mini-chihuahuas keeping me up at night.
I heard dogs taste quite good when cooked. Try asking some chinese cooks. (this is not a racist comment, I am chinese. It is a fact that some chinese eat dogs)
Dogs are good cooked. Roast that motherfucker over an open flame.
I would rather just kick those little shits
you could kick them to death timothy
I have a fish.
Exactly. I've also had pet spiders. Who cares about rodents while were at it. You know plague spreaders.
I feel like a bad person saying this but... Me too
Poseidon, King of the sea willing to slay his loyal followers in interest of peace with the outside world
I got no pets...so haha!
for the sake of the question imagine you have? its pointless otherwise
No f the question. I aint got no pets
thats a double negative...
@Trolljanhorse Proper sentence construction? AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
hmmm kill a nonexistent pet, or kill my own pet... i feel this is too easy.
screw my neighbors
i hope they're fish
I have no pets :)
An annoying Jack Russel, A cat that basically lives on our property and a dog that's actually not there, so basically I'd only be killing 2 pesky animals. Win.
No Pets :D
I hate my neighbors. They don't deserve these nice things.
But I do.
My neighbor kills my pets so eat shit neighbor.
Fuck you I love my wadsworth.
My neighbors are horrible to their pets. It would put them out of their misery.
sorry I couldn't kill my own
i wouldnt mind killing them because they actually threatened to put my dog in the pound just because he walked in their yard....
What if my pet already did blue?.... :/
Don't have a pet, although my neighbors dog pisses everyone off..
So what you're saying is that if you adopted a puppy, you would rather kill that than your annoying neighbors dog?
I don't like having pets and i could kill my neighbors dog whenever i feel like it..
if they are chihuahuas all bets are off
Are you all psycho?
i dont have a pet!!
these suck because i end up hating myself either way
I don't care about my neighbors pets ahaha... Nice try YouRather... Nice try...
i already pray to do this
This option seems fun
My neighbor feeds wild wolves, and acts like they're his pets.
AND IT NEVER SAID IT CAN'T BE A VIRTUAL PET! I'd make a virtual pet and let it die
I'd buy a pet gold fish then kill it
I hate my neibors so
My neighbor's don''t have pets. LOOPHOLE!
Ants or tarantulas... No remorse.
Fuck my neighbors pets
I still don't want to kill my own fish i'd cry.. It's scary thinking about it. Lover not a fighter.. LOL
Ok first of all im not killing amy shit nad secons of all timorhy shut rhe fuck up
I will happily throttle my neighbours bastard dogs who love to bark at anything and everything.
Why would I kill 3 living creatures when I only have to kill one?
Im an asshole,and i know it
I gave on adoption my dog's puppies to my neighbors...I'm fucked
My neighbors a twat anyways.
So many would kill three rather than one! How heartless can you be?
About to kill my sister's dog, which I'm having to take care of, since she tears shit up and pisses all over the garage.
I don't have any pets :)
my pet mosquito I had for 10 seconds before I got tired of it.
Yappy chihuahua next door, evil pomeranian across the street, and that stupid cat that bit me once.
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