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ekociela
Texting, writing, instant messages, emails... I think I could manage
cheesit
You swayed my vote. Good point!
Ani Savova
True
Brea100
But then I turn the time to 1960
Devin
It said touch "anyone not "anything".
I Dream of Air Time
We never, ever touch anything anyway. The electrons repel each other to make the tiniest gap between an object and another object, which means by voting blue, nothing in your life changes.
Bill Nye The Soviet spy
no touching = no sex
Jennifer
sign language...
AnotherFishyMuffin
pfffht I'm so shy I anyway hardly talk with people I'm not close enough to touch...yeah, touch their shoulder and write on my hand what I have to say..if that wasn't clear :3
Kaden
You already can't touch anyone there is always a very small minute atomic space between you.
jengel
Im assuming verbal comunication
Dragonite
Same. I will still text/write.
Kris
That's how I interperet it. So, Skype, Facebook, Twitter, Palringo, SMS, sign language, pointing, writing, charades, etc. are all still valid forms of communication. And I can always go the Steven Hawking way and get a voice synthisizer for my talking. After all, it's not ME talking, I'm just letting it speak instead of me.
Crazed3raser
isnt skype talking?
Marcus
Not when you type! Besides, sign language.
vsudyvyevf
SEX????????????????
.Mikayla.
Priest: Do you take this woman to be your wife? Me: ...
jeji
dude just nod your head furiously
ShadowAssassinQueef
Who said we have to be married?
beccaBANDICOOT
I'm a hugger
nashcali22
sign launguage
Mary
I wouldn't want to just talk to myself, I'd go crazy
Michael
Condom doesn't count as touching.
Blake
Aaaaaww snap he got you
Blake
Aaaaaww snap he got you
Blake
Aaaaaww snap he got you
Sharae Lanette
I could write them, I could email, text them, but sex one thing I cannot ever do again,
lariomaster5
technically you're not actually able to "touch" anyone
Olz Benz Brittzen
Bitch i'm singin' my way through life
Mikaela
I already barely talk cause I'm incredibly shy.. But no one said anything about typing :3
derpface1212
i thought we learned something in vsauce did we not
xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx
Not like I'm getting any action, anyway.
xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx
Not like I'm getting any action, anyway.
Mat
Sign Language duh
itsthejizz
charades bro haha
jazzhands
I can dig being a mute as long as I can be with someone.
Kris
Wrong answer, dude. You chose never touch anyone again, not never talk.
thedarkboy77
technically speaking, we have never touched anyone in our life. here's why: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8rkG9Dw4s
Slendy
I can pretend to be deaf :D
akudo1
So no one can bump you,punch you or slap you?
Gobomo
you dont touch anything. theres a tiny space
Mike Vivino
we cant touch people as is. our molecular structures cant touch. but we can feel the force being exerted by each others atoms getting very close.
lordgiza
You scientifically cannot touch anyone anyway. The electrons repel each other before they contact.
samurimaster429
It's funny really because you can't touch anything. Your atoms are replusing off the atoms of your chair, or your bed. You're pretty much floating.
JayDrew
I would say not being able to talk to anyone, but the means weren't stated, So i essentially voted for not being able to talk to someone Via tattoos.
Carolyn Arita
It's called ASL, or American Sign Language. It is n't that difficult to learn.
prow
All of you people will never have sex!
Abigail Carroll
I hate touching anyways. I'm not a germaphobe
idpiasg
.........-Gorden Freeman
Max_Steak
I INSTANTLY REGRET THIS DECISION
Denivire
Deaf people manage with sign language.
Evan Hamilton
Sign language.
Jordan Hawkes
I like to think that if I touch people they will turn into skittles. So I'd rather not touch people unless I wanted skittles
largadargaharga
Heck never be able to talk to anyone ever again?
Really_immature
Who talks just text
Adolf
The question is basically are you a man or woman.
Jay
No sex? Fuck that.
Chris p
It never said that you couldn't sing
Micah.M
at least i can text
PartyPanda
Celty from Drrr!!
Brandon
On a molecular level you don't touch anything
Cassmonsta
Technically, you cant touch anyone now.
Bekah Hughes
We never, ever touch anything anyway. The electrons repel each other to make the tiniest gap between an object and another object, which means by voting blue, nothing in your life changes
Rocket Dude
Jimmy Saville would find the blue option hard....
Shaspir
No touching means no sex
Oscar Bjurestrand
actually you never touch anything because the atoms everywhere is reppeling other atoms so there are always a litle bit space between. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8rkG9Dw4s
jeff
So more than half of you don't enjoy sex..... hmmmmm
Matt Wilson
Doesn't count for touching if there's a condom between us, right?
Dana Cattermole
learn sign language