If it was the 5 year old she would cry like all day but might get a new one when the 55 year old why would most likey die of sadess or something idk :P
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Petar Bajakov
Who the hell writes this shtuff anyway?!
Madison
Well sorry i got bored so i posted this
xdpher
I would MAKE the little girl watch me kill her puppy, and then I would rape the dead, lifeless carcass as if it was goat on rufes. I would then tie the little girl to a chair, clipping her eyelids off so she can't blink, and then make her watch me go to town on her grandmother. I would then kill the old lady's cat. Seeing how the old lady would die of sadness, I would wait 5 minutes so that there is a cold, wrinkly, lifeless corpse on the floor. I would then commence the necrophilia. After I am done raping the grandmother's lifeless body, I would then grind up the girl's parents, after kidnapping them, into a fine powder, mix it up with chili, and then force feed it down the child's throat. I would then cut each of her fingers off, one-by-one, until she has a 5 bloody stubs on each hand. I would then take off my pants and then force her to jerk me off and then I would then shove my cock into the child's mouth, gagging her, and then suffocating her. Her struggling got me off. I would then tie a weight to her foot, and drop her off the side of a nearby bridge, into a river, so that I can watch her struggle to stay aloft. That was the best day of my life. @Petar Bajakov lol I do :D
xdpher
oh gawd, please delete my comment? I think Im going to be sick... :{
xdpher
yeah, my brother got on, sorry everybody that was scarred by this :(
Conrad
bull fucking crap the my brother got on my account excuse bull
leghead
@xdpher i dont think i laughed that much at your comment ever.
Dragonite
I would kill the girl's dog. The cat doesn't bark its ass off while I try to sleep.
nikkie
Is there a way to report someone's post? Some people post the worst, most immature garbage on here.
7Devon7
I agree with xdpher. ill join him
Jacob Dittmer
The girl would get over it. Barely has a memory anyway.
o0AHK0o
a cat has 9 lives
Shaco Clone
@xdpher i do believe you need a new hobby or if you are right your brother needs to get a new hobby
Shaco Clone
BECAUSE THAT IS MY JOB
Nicholas Howland
@xdpher I laughed. Alot. my sides hurt
doubledice235
@xdpher shes going to bite your cock in half.
Austin Ward
I like watching children's dream crushed, and their eyes fill with the tears of broken joy. This is why I became a teacher.
Mackenzee Hemming
i love you ._.
JohnnySins
shut up mackenzie.
Evelyn Ayala
U are bogus AF I also love breaking hopes and and telling kids "YOU ARE WRONG AND I'M RIGHT BECAUSE I'M BIG AND YOUR SMALL MUAHAHAHA" just makes me happy \(^~^)/
dawson
the 5 year old wouldn't maul me to death
Nobodee
The lady might die. better scar than kill
Katelyn Stimpson
But if you scarred the kid, she might kill herself later anyway because of the experience, plus the old lady probably won't remember she had a cat anyway lol.
FreezingFire
Katelyn it says she DIES of fucking sorrow, thats fuckin sad man
NipponKota
The old lady has lived her life anyway. I'd rather not scar the child.
Jessej1996
Plus she's probably got like 30 more.
ossmosse
What the, this cat is the only thing the old lady probably has left. All of her friends are probably dead or about to bit the dust. I'd kill the child's dog, A, to leave the elderly a peace before she passed away and B, teach the girl about loss. No one lieks a spoilt brat.
Kyle
Kill the puppy. She'll forget about it after two weeks. It would ruin the old women.
YouAreAPeasant
Depends on the kid, really. If the kid has been through shit, like abuse and stuff then no. If she's an annoying brat, then that I'll kill the peasant's dog right in front of her.
Jen O'Malley Dorr
You guys think 55 is an old lady??
Spassomonkey $_$
The old lady might not have any other friends/family that can be with her all the time
Filipp Pöyhönen
Meh, I hate dogs for some reason that I for some reason don't know why.
TheLolzMaster
I hate kids, plus I like cats more
xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx
I don't like dogs .______. Plus killing a cat would break my heart.
Hana Sulayman
A 5 year old girl could always get a new dog :/
B.K
I hate dogs you can hate now!!!
Matthew
CATS FUCKING SUCK DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Eridan Ampora
puppies are adorable cats are little shits
katelynb13
The old lady would probably beat me up with her cane or something
ButtsMcgee
I hate cats anyways
Turboketchup
I hate u anyway >:
nikkie
Oh that was mature.
Catriona Barr
My names cat BITCH
LOLking
I could never kill a puppy in my life
pedro
just get her another cat. probably she won't notice the difference
PinkyWinkle
Hate Cats.....easy choice
Malvolja
Teaches the kid to grow up.
Prem Patel
She's old..I Bet she won't even know it
palkia684
I hate dogs... and cats... and basically every other pet with fur.
Mephiste
She can get another one, The Old Lady's cat is probably her only friend and the friend she'll keep until the day she dies, You guys are so fucking stupid.
krom
Life is full of disappointments kid...get over it...
Pedrodarigan
The old lady probably has, like, 408 more of them
Daniel Didnot Kilpatrick
Well some one hates people
Xela
i couldn't kill a puppy!
Mordecaithebro Kugle
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wow-assissin
kill the puppy, teach the kid that something you love can be brutaly taken away, shes young, she will adapt, besides, shes 5, like she gives a shit in 2-5 days
Robbot
I hate cats...
Sölvi Snær Jökuls
i dont like cats so...
Lachlan
couldn't handle the guilt of a child
FreezingFire
but then she dies of sorrow
Mewsi
Obviously both.
Mewsi
Obviously both.
May
because I hate cats
FreezingFire
So you'd rather have the old lady die than just hurt a little kid a bit
Vesko
Cats are less smart, so killing one would be a lesser loss than killing a dog. Still both are horrible, and not because of the pet owners, but because of the pets themselves.
neighborly
Yeah, I'm sorry, but you don't know what you're talking about. Just because cats have their own agenda and did not evolve as pack animals it does not mean they're less intelligent. Try picking up some books on the subject before spewing more drivel out into the world.
JoeyBonzo
You're a fucking moron, although I personally prefer dogs over cats, cats are proven to be more intelligent but just dont showcase every single thing they do
weirdo
JoeyBonzo, You are wrong as cats aren't "proven" to be smarter than dogs. IN ANY STUDY.
nikkie
To everyone who replied to Vesko...since he is entitled to his opinion just as you all are, I have to say....WHO CARES??
Vesko
@neighborly @JoeyBonzo Are you kidding?! Dogs are clearly smarter than cats, just as humans are smarter than monkeys. It is a scientific fact. Stating that "cats have their own agenda" doesn't help your theory any more than sending me to read books and studies, which don't exist.
FreezingFire
I think and old lady + a cat is much smarter than a little fucking puppy
Dave
Fuck cats
Rezhwan Amanj
Sorry, Ma'am, I just happened to run over your cat with my truck
jozilla
I hate cats -.-
Martin Karoliussen B
She won't be sad for very long...
RandomPerson1337
I'm so sorry. Its just... I dunno. FUCK YOU Madison
warriordude
fuck the blue ones dogs are loyal and smart cats are bitches
Franklin Chen
FIND FRIEEEENDS!!!
Morbid Mist
I hate children and dogs so it's like killing two birds with one stone. \\//‿⊙
MarcusORLY
Cats are awesome. Fuck dogs
John
The old lady will forget it sooner and probably pass on soon too. The girl will remember that all her life
FreezingFire
No...The older lady DIES of sorrow read people
Tyler Conwell
Why does a 5 year old girl own a puppy in the first place? She'd be just as happy with a stuffed-animal puppy.
nigg
lol i want to watch the reaction
Caoilfhinn
The girl could be too young to remember the puppy after a few months... some old ladies are attached to their cats on a scale that when the cat dies they die quickly afterward.