You can't be eaten by a person or animal and would live out your vegetable days in peace.
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Stolkmen
Bow Chicka Wah Wah
eggertnielson
I lol'd harder than I should have. I need to grow up.
Anthony
Yeah we know what's up
Yegie Vestlam
i chose carrot, so theres a small chance ill be used as a dildo...
Bryan Harter
I refused to be used for that purpose!
Keegan M. Lowry
i've seen some of the people that would use cucumber's for that.
Salts
but what if there ugly?!
Andrea
as a carrot you will probably be an ass dildo, no thanks.
iJesse
Dude. I love you much more than you'll ever imagine.
Advance
Ever seen that episode of Pinky and the Brain where Brain goes all Frankenstein on a carrot's ass and Pinky names it "Maurice"? That can't happen to a cucumber :P
Bruce Wayne
My thoughts exactly
prinner
why is a carrot a more suitable choice to be used as a dildo than a carrot
Geezjam
Every time I see Stolkmen make a comment, I blow my trousers off with hilarity.
Turd Burglar 12345
Maybe just maybe she'll insert me into her anus.
Kayla Bruner
I feel bad that I thought this
Kayla Bruner
I feel bad that I thought this
halo66333
I can't even get 1 like
Jean-Claude Jaquetti
Ahh can I change mine!
Sen Markou
DANISNOTONFIRE!
SupremeInferno
You, sir, have just made me want to change my answer.
stater354
i could be a DILDO
Morgan Marie
lmao
thedemons
True
Carlo Ferrera
"I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks" - Meg.
Franklin Chen
pussy yay!
Cody (:
Hello Ladys(;
vsudyvyevf
as coooool as a cucumber
Chandler Quintin
You can always turn into a pickle, bro!
Gracie
Thats exactly why I picked carrot
Andy
Cucumbers are bigger
xereeto
Em... what's the difference? You're not going to care either way...
p01arb33r
see above
weirdo
Bow chicka bow wow. Red vs Blue reference FTW!
Riylshadow
"I didn't teach him that, it's genetics"
jmanaterjose
Lets get it on ladies
Dell Conagher
Or a homosexual man.
FumbleBeef
rob sckneider is... A carrot!
blazingpelt
Rated PG-13
roknout1294
Lonley chicks dude
Catherine
Either way, it's totally sexy when people eat me.
Scott
Nice! Haha
Tiki_Guy
People actually LIKE carrots
ally:)
Two words: Louis. Tomlinson.
Jak Hobbs Matthewz
Rob Schneider is a Carrot.
pavlotskiy
BETA CAROTENE!!!!
TheInvisibleDuck
Bad Luck Cucumber: Purchased by a gay guy
Samael Ahmadinejad
Someone's going to eat me either way, I'd prefer if they enjoyed me.
Ser Diberion
Heh... heh. If you know what I mean.
Tiki_Guy
People actually LIKE carrots
Chandler Quintin
You can always turn into a pickle, bro!
agrinningfox
"You can't be eaten by a person or animal and would live out your vegetable days in peace." -- Description.
Linkums
Aww, but I wanted to get eaten by someone.
Collin Dakota
Rob Schneider is....A Carrot!
chuck morris
i accidently clicked the wrong one. being a cucumber would be cool
thedemons
Never know girl might get lonely and stick a cucumber in there
Denny
Sometimes I dye my hair green, paint myself orange and go lay in a corner pretending I'm a carrot.
MPJ28
Rob Schneider is The Carrot! Rated PG-13
Xandrey
All hipsters choose carrots, because they're underground.... I apologize for my terrible joke...
S.Clause
Cool as a cucumber.
Alexander McDonnell
Cucumbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nicholas Pappas
I would be so cool XD
georgeanthony
what kinda question
Claudio
Rob Schneider is... a carrot! Rated PG-13.
Tiki_Guy
People actually LIKE carrots
Mcduff7158
You should comment this again, I don't think we got the message.
Ang
Cucumbers have wicked souls
dawson
nobody will eat me
ImaBoss332
Either option could end with u stuffed up a gorls vagina
Dizzolvd
What.
xDerpityDoo
As cool as a cucumber.
Niamh Susanna Mannix
yay louis tomlinson will like meee
Jett
Cucumber you be pickled and live longer actually I think carrots can be to
thebossyo
Cucumbers have wicked souls
Chelc9793
Cucumbers have no soul though...
Franklin Chen
Cucumbers are cooler
cdawg
Put me in your holes girls... Hehehe
Raven Yognaught Bro Spurr
cucumbers get in awkward places rather be a carrot....
Martinho Oliveira Júnior
What a stupid Question... :/
halo66333
We eat both I wanna feel there pain
halo66333
I can stab all of u cucumbers
Cory Jenkins
Use me as a weapon, not a sex toy
Emilia
I will be seen and remembered for my fame in Looney Tunes.