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be attacked by 50 duck-sized horses
be attacked by 1 horse-sized duck
It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".
i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.
i lol'd hard!
Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha
the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked
i would love to see either one
Like,when they all die,you could eat them.
its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses
i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!
so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!
I can keep the huge duck right?
I SHALL RIDE MY DUCK INTO SOME SORT OF BATTLE
if it didnt kill you
Dammit! I made the wrong decision..
TO BATTLE MY DUCK!
I SHALL DEFEAT THIS DUCK IN BATTLE AND CLAIM IT AS MY OWN GLORIOUS STEED.
At least they wouldn't take to the skies.
OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!
Until they bit your legs off.
horse dont bite they kick...
The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.
I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.
Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.
50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!
Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.
haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them
The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight
Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.
As I am Kratos I am up to the challenge.
A duck that is the size of a horse would have serious trouble living, let alone attacking me. It would have serious issues with its bone density, musculature, and cardiovascular system. It would probably break a leg chasing me and then suffocate under its own weight if it gets stuck on its chest.
wring the big bastard.
RaoCow reference if you didn't know by the way. :)
Shit, I didn't read the other option, crap donkey ass
This is a reference to a flash game
kill the duck and get soo much food
Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?
Attacked by a horse-sized WHAT?
I just imagine if i can tame them so its either fly on a giant duck painted like Ho-oh or a chariot pulled by tiny horses
LOL, what kind of question is that?
Is from the game super duck punch on kongregata
Little horses would be safer, although the thought of cooking that gargantuan duck is tempting
(demon voice) QUACK QUACK!!!!!! QUACK... QUACK
Only because that would be funny as fuck
A horse sized duck would never be able to support its own weight using its legs only because of the cube-square law
Either way its a cool story
Kick them... Kick them all...
no giant ostriches allowed
I see what u did there
Insanity. I could handle a duck no matter the size. Then i would tame it and fly around on its back. Cant do that with pussy lil horses.
Holy fucking shit this.
No matter how big it is, it's still a fucking duck.
It would sure as hell make a better story.
*splat squash kick smash mash smush crush crack smash snap* gross... my boots... It's like it's Weasel stomping day or something!
my god, a giant duck would be awesome, i would tame it, raise it, make baby giant-ducks, get an army of giant-ducks, and take over the world!
You could tame and ride it :D
science answered this one for me.
Smosh....ahh wait im gay now :(
It never said you couldn't tame them; I'd love to have a giant duck as a pet.
Painkiller Already bruh
DUCKS ARE EVIL
go forth Glidy Mcduck. I have trained thee after thou hast tried to kill me and together we shall conquer any who tries to appose us for we are 2 lost souls whom have found one another in a world full of little steeds. we shall march and fly to victory as brothers in arms, nay we shall do it as one
Would defeat and tame it, and have my very own chocobo!
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