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nichtus
It's called "kicking the little bastards senseless".
Keegan M. Lowry
i'de like to pick them up and smack the other 49 to death with it.
Lord English
Excellent.
Carlo Sessa
i lol'd hard!
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Hahahahahhaha kick* Hahahahahhaha
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valcorwabajak
the tiny horses wouldn't be all that threatening but a giant goose i mean your seriously f**ked
Jacob
i would love to see either one
Kenny
Like,when they all die,you could eat them.
BlvdBroken
its called killing 1 big duck instead of 50 small horses
theme1337
i would buy a chainsaw and have a Texas chainsaw massicure XD!
TheTank
so a horse sized duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man, runnin the stand!
MrZed
I can keep the huge duck right?
Jared
I SHALL RIDE MY DUCK INTO SOME SORT OF BATTLE
Daniel Kolano
if it didnt kill you
Malmgren152
Dammit! I made the wrong decision..
Alex Clayton
TO BATTLE MY DUCK!
Jovan Adams
I SHALL DEFEAT THIS DUCK IN BATTLE AND CLAIM IT AS MY OWN GLORIOUS STEED.
Koalburne
hmm...peaking duck.
Zach Dunn
At least they wouldn't take to the skies.
nashcali22
OMG i would die laughing if 50 little duck horses came running at me!!
whitepower144
Until they bit your legs off.
T.P.N
horse dont bite they kick...
Chris
The scene of duck-sized horses is running through my imagination. Having a great laugh answering this question.
Danny
I would tame my duck and name him Artemis Fowl.
Subejio
Only so long as "The Final Countdown" plays in the background.
Joseph
50 mini horses sound like a mini boss. Gimme the final boss!
Fabian
Being chased by a horse-sized duck would be hilarious! Even if it were me. I'd also want to keep it.
TulsaLynn
haha. Funny question. Obviously the little horses cause then I could tame them and have midgets ride around on them
tomswift
The giant ducks legs would not be structually sound thus an easy fight
Scott
Well this was stolen straight from Reddit.
Kratos
As I am Kratos I am up to the challenge.
Kyle Chainey
Fuck Birds.
Tom Austin
A duck that is the size of a horse would have serious trouble living, let alone attacking me. It would have serious issues with its bone density, musculature, and cardiovascular system. It would probably break a leg chasing me and then suffocate under its own weight if it gets stuck on its chest.
Koalburne
wring the big bastard.
Filipp Pöyhönen
Mister Ducky! RaoCow reference if you didn't know by the way. :)
Sharktoothy123
Shit, I didn't read the other option, crap donkey ass
Gabriel Alejandro Hernandez
This is a reference to a flash game
Ryan Tune
Unique
wrex111
kill the duck and get soo much food
abcpo55
Do you realize how cute a duck sized horse would be?
Adrian Matchu Roque
Attacked by a horse-sized WHAT?
Tencal
I just imagine if i can tame them so its either fly on a giant duck painted like Ho-oh or a chariot pulled by tiny horses
CrAzY nAmE
smosh
Hieronymous
ADORABLE AMBUSH.
Pedrodarigan
LOL, what kind of question is that?
Jelle Staal
Is from the game super duck punch on kongregata
Jared Lee
Little horses would be safer, although the thought of cooking that gargantuan duck is tempting
Robert Chu
(demon voice) QUACK QUACK!!!!!! QUACK... QUACK
MattyDred1
Only because that would be funny as fuck
Joshua
A horse sized duck would never be able to support its own weight using its legs only because of the cube-square law
Dakota
Either way its a cool story
Josh
Kick them... Kick them all...
tutecast
no giant ostriches allowed
ibrahim
I see what u did there
Sexxybait13
Insanity. I could handle a duck no matter the size. Then i would tame it and fly around on its back. Cant do that with pussy lil horses.
whitepower144
Holy fucking shit this.
SConnelly53
No matter how big it is, it's still a fucking duck.
LazyPanda
It would sure as hell make a better story.
MotherLover
*splat squash kick smash mash smush crush crack smash snap* gross... my boots... It's like it's Weasel stomping day or something!
Caleb Bloomfield
my god, a giant duck would be awesome, i would tame it, raise it, make baby giant-ducks, get an army of giant-ducks, and take over the world!
Fabian3899
You could tame and ride it :D
Ryan Nottin
science answered this one for me.
Kico Loncar
Smosh....ahh wait im gay now :(
IAmDoneHere
It never said you couldn't tame them; I'd love to have a giant duck as a pet.
Dylan
PKA? :/
Josiah Ragiles
Painkiller Already bruh
Josiah Ragiles
Painkiller Already bruh
Toby Marquis
Painkiller Already bruh
Dylan
PKA? :/
Georgia
DUCKS ARE EVIL
the dark jester
go forth Glidy Mcduck. I have trained thee after thou hast tried to kill me and together we shall conquer any who tries to appose us for we are 2 lost souls whom have found one another in a world full of little steeds. we shall march and fly to victory as brothers in arms, nay we shall do it as one
PartyPanda
Would defeat and tame it, and have my very own chocobo!