Both can happen at any given time.
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medusaman
Less awkward. By far.
lukei
How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?
Conrad
well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless
Muhammad Nur Zafran
toilet till i die
Jacob Commons
you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.
my hairy dick
oh my gosh it is way less awkward
Chiska Ankers
A nappy all the way!!
iamawesomecat
Dude at least it's coming out the right side.
Nat-han
Diaper time
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@lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious
Devin
Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.
Gringomiester
At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.
Nick
Diapers are a thing.
Joshua Brown
It works worse when the trashcan nearby is your friend.
Mudata
Way easier to deal with in public.
Isabelle
diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing
Kane
Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.
napiern
much less painful
Jonathan
you can just sit on the toilet all day
LogicFTW
The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water
NathanHieu
You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.
NathanHieu
You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.
Mzz Ren
constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass
Alicia Marie Laing
So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.
ಠ_ಠ
Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.
CrAzY nAmE
i used to throw up allot so...
tubadiver
vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?
SilentRant
Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD
sanchopancho
take a shit is much better than vomiting!
mittens115
I'm actually pooping right now.
Amon
Vomiting on people could be fun.
Alison
I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.
joel
you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that
Marc Pannullo
well im emetaphobic so
Radeon
Walk around with a few plastic bags. Throw them away when done. You can at least seem normal in the time between the vomiting episodes, unlike diarrhea where you will most likely smell terrible.
Mendy M-Hamadani
Diapers. Alot of diapers.
TwoSteps
I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.
Max
I'm constipated right now... :(
Basketball King
Vomit tastes horrible, diarrhea is much less painful.
wrathseed
I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old
Joe
Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.
Jordan Lovedrop Wils
I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e
Jordan Lovedrop Wils
I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e
Emmett Lowe
50/50 ........ hmmm
John Matrix
I'm airsick.
Jmoo14
Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date
Meghan
Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.
Molly
Toothbrush? Mouthwash?
dflaherty1996
just wear a diaper
Deborah Chin
and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?
Joeggernaut
More toilet time. Which means more time to yourself.
Crystal Fleming
Well time to go back to diapers
Sphinxe
I have IBS. I can deal with this.
Vueron
throwing up too much causes your stomach acid to tear up your throat :(
Francis Lopata
Solutions : Get a laptop and a fridge in the computer Wear a diaper Freeze it on a stick and give it to kids
Danielle
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Dyonus
Just sit in there and read until it stops.
wartpig
i decent sized butt plug. problem solved when ya get home you can drain. not plesant but its manageable
Stijn Ponsioen
Both incredibly disgusting
Stijn Ponsioen
Both incredibly disgusting
Stijn Ponsioen
Both incredibly disgusting
cowjello1
for one hour
Easton Francis
Diapers. All other arguments are hear-by invalid
Molly
The feeling of vomiting is so much worse..
TheMysteriousHooded1
I'd wait for the right time and vomit on people I hate
iTzAwesomsauce
I'll be a boomer.
Δημοσθένης Καρι
emagine you have sex and you have to shit every time you push, at least with vomiting have a bug or something
Yourewrong
No brainer, I'd do a handstand and pretend I'm a chocolate fountain.
Yourewrong
No brainer, I'd do a handstand and pretend I'm a chocolate fountain.