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have uncontrollable diarrhea

have uncontrollable vomiting

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Have uncontrollable diarrhea
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Have uncontrollable vomiting

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  • 46

    medusaman

    2 years ago

    Less awkward. By far.

    • 176

      lukei

      1 year ago

      How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?

    • 13

      Conrad

      1 year ago

      well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless

    • 25

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      1 year ago

      toilet till i die

    • 11

      Jacob Commons

      1 year ago

      you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.

    • 1

      my hairy dick

      1 year ago

      oh my gosh it is way less awkward

    • 1

      Chiska Ankers

      1 year ago

      A nappy all the way!!

    • 6

      iamawesomecat

      1 year ago

      Dude at least it's coming out the right side.

    • 2

      Nat-han

      1 year ago

      Diaper time

    • 5

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      1 year ago

      @lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious

    • 10

      Devin

      1 year ago

      Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.

    • 2

      curtis

      1 year ago

      @jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it

    • 0

      weter123

      1 year ago

      doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy

    • 1

      Mayonnaise

      11 months ago

      Won't have to stay on the toilet

    • 4

      gabro

      10 months ago

      with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?

    • 2

      Coughdropper

      3 months ago

      @Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      6 days ago

      Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???

  • 22

    Gringomiester

    2 years ago

    At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.

  • 21

    Kane

    1 year ago

    Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.

  • 19

    Isabelle

    2 years ago

    diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing

  • 17

    Mudata

    2 years ago

    Way easier to deal with in public.

  • 13

    Jonathan

    1 year ago

    you can just sit on the toilet all day

  • 12

    napiern

    2 years ago

    much less painful

  • 7

    LogicFTW

    2 years ago

    The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water

    • 5

      NathanHieu

      1 year ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 0

      NathanHieu

      1 year ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 5

      Mzz Ren

      1 year ago

      constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass

    • 2

      Alicia Marie Laing

      1 year ago

      So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.

    • 1

      Agent007

      7 months ago

      Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.

    • 1

      LilSniff

      4 months ago

      I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      4 weeks ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      4 weeks ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      4 weeks ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

  • 6

    CrAzY nAmE

    1 year ago

    i used to throw up allot so...

  • 4

    Johnlocked

    1 year ago

    Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.

  • 4

    ಠ_ಠ

    1 year ago

    Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.

  • 4

    joel

    1 year ago

    you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that

  • 3

    Alison

    1 year ago

    I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.

  • 3

    tubadiver

    1 year ago

    vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?

    • 7

      SilentRant

      1 year ago

      Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD

    • 1

      MarkyShark

      2 months ago

      Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.

  • 3

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    2 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 3

    sanchopancho

    2 years ago

    take a shit is much better than vomiting!

  • 3

    Meghan

    2 years ago

    Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.

  • 3

    dflaherty1996

    2 years ago

    just wear a diaper

    • 9

      Deborah Chin

      1 year ago

      and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?

  • 2

    Marc Pannullo

    1 year ago

    well im emetaphobic so

  • 1

    Brandino

    3 months ago

    The guys on Jackass vomit like it's nothing all the time. Shitting your pants is just embarrassing.

  • 2

    mittens115

    1 year ago

    I'm actually pooping right now.

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    1 year ago

    Vomiting on people could be fun.

  • 2

    TwoSteps

    1 year ago

    I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.

  • 0

    Marcleine

    6 days ago

    Aim for my enemies

  • 2

    [deleted]

    1 year ago

    Less awkward.

  • 2

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    2 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 2

    Jmoo14

    2 years ago

    Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date

  • 0

    artemis3

    1 week ago

    Ever heard of controllable diarrhea/vomiting?

  • 0

    bigd1155

    1 week ago

    I would want to barf on my enemies

  • 1

    Josey

    5 months ago

    atleast u cant taste through ur bum hahaha

  • 0

    Joshua Nelson

    2 weeks ago

    Diarreah, so u can be on ur phone the whole time

  • 0

    ColeYote

    3 weeks ago

    Least you can hide it. Adult diapers.

  • 1

    Alyn Ames

    9 months ago

    Three words: can't taste it.

  • 1

    Sjoerd ten Hagen

    9 months ago

    for uncontrollable diarrhea could get a stoma/colostomy this is a easy way too a normal life there is no such device for vomiting check-mate vomiters (sorry for bad english)

  • 0

    Innie Jung

    1 month ago

    You can lose weight when you vomit a lot

  • 1

    Joe

    1 year ago

    Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.

  • 1

    Easton Francis

    1 year ago

    Diapers. All other arguments are hear-by invalid

  • 1

    Berwind24

    1 year ago

    At least I can do shit while on the toilet. No pun intended.

  • 1

    Ironwoolf90

    1 year ago

    Guys... You can actually die from vomiting too much or swallowing your vomit :p

  • 1

    Ninja

    1 year ago

    Both burn and both dehydrate you.

  • 1

    HgolfG

    1 year ago

    Diarrhea burns!

  • 1

    Robert Vrielink

    1 year ago

    You have to pull you pants down for diarrhea think practicle people

  • 1

    Basketball King

    1 year ago

    Vomit tastes horrible, diarrhea is much less painful.

  • 1

    Harlamarl

    1 year ago

    WRONG CHOICE I ONCE CLOGGED A TOILET WITH DIARRHEA

  • 1

    Peter

    1 year ago

    Since when is diarrhea or voiting really controllable? Can you just go, hold on body, not now, I am busy.

  • 1

    wrathseed

    1 year ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

    • 0

      wrathseed

      1 year ago

      What the fuck?! I picked red what the hell?!

  • 1

    wrathseed

    1 year ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

  • 1

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    2 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 1

    Vanceatot

    2 years ago

    You can die from diarrhea.

  • 0

    Ibrahim Alshoukry

    1 month ago

    Uncontrollable vomitting can kill

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