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have uncontrollable diarrhea
have uncontrollable vomiting
Both can happen at any given time.
Less awkward. By far.
How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?
well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless
toilet till i die
you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.
oh my gosh it is way less awkward
A nappy all the way!!
Dude at least it's coming out the right side.
@lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious
Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.
@jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it
doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy
Won't have to stay on the toilet
with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?
@Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.
Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???
Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.
At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.
Diapers are a thing.
It works worse when the trashcan nearby is your friend.
@Joshua Brown you killed me LOL
diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing
Way easier to deal with in public.
you can just sit on the toilet all day
much less painful
The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water
You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.
constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass
So does vomiting.
You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you.
But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.
Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.
I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time
Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)
i used to throw up allot so...
Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.
Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.
you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that
I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.
vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?
Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD
Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.
I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e
take a shit is much better than vomiting!
Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.
just wear a diaper
and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?
You would rather shit yourself in public multiple times? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
well im emetaphobic so
The guys on Jackass vomit like it's nothing all the time. Shitting your pants is just embarrassing.
I'm actually pooping right now.
Vomiting on people could be fun.
I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.
Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date
Aim for my enemies
atleast u cant taste through ur bum hahaha
Ever heard of controllable diarrhea/vomiting?
I would want to barf on my enemies
Diarreah, so u can be on ur phone the whole time
Three words: can't taste it.
for uncontrollable diarrhea could get a stoma/colostomy this is a easy way too a normal life there is no such device for vomiting check-mate vomiters (sorry for bad english)
Least you can hide it. Adult diapers.
Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.
You can lose weight when you vomit a lot
Diapers. All other arguments are hear-by invalid
At least I can do shit while on the toilet.
No pun intended.
Guys... You can actually die from vomiting too much or swallowing your vomit :p
Both burn and both dehydrate you.
You have to pull you pants down for diarrhea think practicle people
Vomit tastes horrible, diarrhea is much less painful.
WRONG CHOICE I ONCE CLOGGED A TOILET WITH DIARRHEA
Since when is diarrhea or voiting really controllable? Can you just go, hold on body, not now, I am busy.
I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old
What the fuck?! I picked red what the hell?!
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