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boromir
I don't wanna prune up....or lose my penis..
Mclovin
it would be fish from the middle up and man from the middle down.
JiangJoker
You wouldn't lose your penis. Lore denotes it would be hidden inside you and come out when aroused. You would still have everything else (testes would be internal too).
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
where do fish poo from? like... wheres there bum?
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
._. jw...
Ryan
I'd show dolphins how to build stuff, then become their leader and take over the world with my amphibious dolphin-piloted mechs. (Dolphins are the smartest animals known, you know.)
Sean J
Hahahahaha, haha, yeah no.
wartpig
in this thread people are not animals. silly human
Isabelle
Being a princess would be so... normal
Branden Pedroza
youre basically trapped in the water youre whole life
youat2inthemorning
i agree with isabelle and branden shit can happen like the little mermaid
Blackjackz
..How many princesses are left in this world? Have fun being eaten by a shark xD
Yukira
@Branded Pedroza ... you would be trapped in a castle pretty much your entire life with boring people, there is more water than land even if you left your silly house and how much of earth have you actually visited? also corals are pretty
blob
You are trapped in a castle if you are a girl in a corset
Emily Shen
Hey, at least we can breath underwater.
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
@yurika i can swim if i really want to, but u cant come on land, so actualy we have more area that we come go to
sonicar364
You mean the small 39% that makes up the continent and islands around the world? Nautical creatures have a whopping 71% of the Earth, all for themselves.
King_Seedeyeh
MERMAID-MAN AND BARNACLE-BOY!!
DapperDinner
The sea is a beautiful place.
Lexi
por que no las dos?
.......SUPRISE......
mermaids dont wear bras and they are all sexy but princesses are all waving 500 times a day and are locked up in a castle easy choice
banjo2E
I like my privacy, thank you.
herpaderp
murkah durkah answered this
Jack Yost
who?
Carlos Martin
I'd rather be a Prince.
Mynameistank
Vlad the Impaler was a prince......enough of a reason
bloodshed109
who wants to live near aquaman
T.P.N
Merman fuck yeah
Brock St Clair
This one was easy. In one you have feet, in the other you have fins. T_T
Jacques-Franc Fevrie
merpeople rule
BunnyBunnyBunny
Elven princess, fuck yeah.
Fawnithia CircusMons
PLEASE
ismichi
Being royalty is far easier now than it used to be. However, the waters are a lot less safe than before, so... If I lived a millenia or so ago, I'd choose the latter. Modern times, the former -u-
Haunted Herring
Exploring the vast ocean depths? Chilling with dolphins? Count me in.
Paxton Da'el
it's not like i use my legs in the first place. and i do need help swimming...
Magda Domagała
Lol 31% only, why would you not want to be a fish
Zac
being a prince would be boring.
hi
Mermaids are topless, so being a merman would be AWESOME!
hi
Mermaids are topless, so being a merman would be AWESOME!
hi
Mermaids are topless, so being a merman would be AWESOME!
hi
Mermaids are topless, so being a merman would be AWESOME!
hi
Mermaids are topless, so being a merman would be AWESOME!
halo66333
I suck at swimming so I'd be happy to be a great swimmer
Tad Emerson White
Be rich or a fish....pretty obvious to me
Danielle
Well the first choice is real...
Danielle
Well the first choice is real...
Danielle
Well the first choice is real...
FreezingFire
Well, it says be either a mermaid/man, since im not a girl I would just be a man then. LOOPHOLES FTW
Katniss
MERMAIDS FOREVER! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Byodensbeard
Murmaider Murmaider Murmaider Murmaider
Blah1
I'm not trying to be like Ariel
Savannah
I would like to change my answer...
Austin2050
Perhaps a Barnacle/boy should be an option.
OFFICER_ASS
Heh heh, nobody would know of my existence!
TimeArtist
Princess Mermaid. :3
Matthew Dayao
There is no fat mermaid/man.
Madi
there are no mermaids.........
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I could wear beautiful dresses and wonderful shoes *___*
Brandon Lee
all the money is mine!!!!
MsSarahJoseph
Princess. Because I'll be able to have a relationship and everyone would love me. xD
CrAzY nAmE
FLOUNDER!, SABASHTION!, GET YOUR BUTS OVER HERE
jaketherake
Thought it meant mermaid man at first
Lavitts
I AM NEPTUNE! KING OF THE SEA!
Charles Manson
Depends on what kind of merman. Is it little mermaid-style, or One Piece-style?
EchoLily
I could be kidnapped by a dragon and watch knights get burnt trying to save me. :)