This isn't slang for something.
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Jeff
gettin laid>killing things
Bob2ball
just because you saved her doesn't mean shell sleep with you
Aleksander Mortensen
Bob, at least it increases our chances of having sex with her.
Mizzoulover
You don't think slaying a dragon would help pick up chicks? And not just the one, either.
DudeGuy
Bob, who says she'd have a choice?
Amon
Like Mizz said. Plus, it's a fucking dragon. If that shit doesn't get you into Valhalla, nothing will.
fgim62
How else can i learn my new shouts?
Fush
@Dude you're a disgusting disgrace if you're implying rape
Anthony
I'm kind of sure mario and link were friendzoned or at least got a thank you kiss
David Michael Romano
It's a joke, Fush. Calm down.
Mike
but killing things = getting laid.
Trolhado
FUSRODAH
Stumblefish
Killing a dragon? IMO that would be infinitely awesome, besides, as many others have mentioned, we're not even sure the princess will have sex after the rescue
MolotovMugsy
already got my Princess x)
assrapeLoL
you can slay the dragon and then RAPE her.
JayDrew
Guys, guys, we FUCK the dragon!
Samantha Zapata
Save the girl ride the dragon
SaveTheRejects
Bob, you don't understand the physics of princess rescuing. Rescue the noble babe, get laid.
T.P.N
ever played Mario he never gets the booty in the end
Swag Randy
She could be fat or ugly maybe both. Fionna was an ogre. how often can you say hey i killed a dragon.
Rainbow Dash
FREAKING TOOTHLESS IS A CAT. No way am I killin' a kitten.
FinMagotti
Well well well, girls get all around you when you slay a dragon. trust me i have experience i am the dovahkiin...
Mudata
Legendary status>Busting a nut
Alduin_World_Eater
You can't expect me to slay myself
Aren
Who else is here because of xKapownd?
Aleksander Mortensen
me! :)
Terrell
yea
Velatus
I'm farming for epic drops.
jack notman
why would you kill a dragon?????????
Sarah Labbé
FUS RO DAAAAAAAAAAH then absorb the dragon's soul
Libby Timms
I love Dragons. I'd never kill one. c:
Handsome Stranger
Why would you want to kill a dragon?
jazzhands
Definitely slaying a dragon, because I can't do that in real life. Although it seems the other 1,284 people can't get a girl in real life :)
Demon1981
Well here is how I thought of it, I become royalty, rich, and usually the princess is pretty hot.
Giovanni Oliver
Rescue the princess: get paid a ton, recognized as a brave guy, and chances with a royal woman might've skyrocketed. Slay the dragon: you are now a renowned badass, slayer, and brave guy, feared by ruffians who would try to steal and such from you, you get paid a ton from bounties on the dragon, everyone terrorized by the dragon now glorifies you, and your chances with at least 50% of the available female population just skyrocketed.
Mikkel
@Giovanni Exccept in skyrim. Bandit: Hey guys. Lets mug that guy that just killed a dragon and ate his soul.
Vincenzo Sindoni III
I get to absorb a dragon soul, maybe learn a new shout and get awesome drops!
Alduin_World_Eater
Not on my watch
billmok
Alduin, I killed you.
Joshua Gallagher
Slaying a dragon would probably get you bitches. Many, many, MANY bitches. How many times has Mario gotten laid?
Mclovin
I'm only in it for the loot.
chuck216
What is a gay guy going to do with a princess?
Mack
Dragons are cool.
Fahuhugads
If you rescue the princess, you might get the boobies.
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
I'd rather slay the princess. If you know what I mean.
Easton Francis
Rescue sex is awesome, why does Mario have so many games with the same plot? Im sorry blues, go back to playing D&D in your basement, us cool kids are using the internet.
daniel
princess colud be ugly
Steph Jane Mills
Im a girl. She could be my best friend (the princess)
A piece of toast
FUS. RO. DAH!
Linus Brodl
if you kill the dragon you'll probably get laid too
Moss Grande
I get to meet a dragon
evan
being gay ftw
lanzadam
You can do both in mario.
Regina Martha Lumongsod
I'm a girl so I'd rather Slay The Dragon.
hellenkellersleftear
I AM DOVAKIEN!!!!
Joshua Brown
Sex time with the princess....or...sex time with the dragon??
Charles Manson
why can't i slay the princess and rescue the dragon? She can be a real bitch sometimes.
Kyle Weaver
nope, lay the dragon
Choffa
Dragons are awesome! Why would you kill one if they existed?
Rub
I'd just slay the dragon since the princess is not the only hot girl in the kingdom
xavortm
why to kill the poor creature?
levi berthel
get laid rescuing her
assassin
u never know if that princess is sexy or not. i'd rather become a legend then saving some whiny ass who had already got thousands of guards and police looking for her.
River_Turtle
I don't want to murder a dragon
deathpwnie
Saving lives > ending them.
Just the Tip
Peach is a bitch by the way
Tobias Schulte
WhiteKnight life yo
Chris Jimmons
if she doesnt put out then just take her back and kill the dragon problem solved
Jorens
Well, what if the dragon has kidnapped her?
pyrodash
would have more fun with teh dragon
zrayz0123
Wait princess of england fuck yeah
FindeBow
can't i just train the dragon
Vesko
"This isn't slang for something." Lol.
Rodrigo Canales
Style points! Slay the mother lovin dragon!
Joseph
"Dude, this one time I saved a princess" < "Dude, this one time I slayed a dragon"
Syed
Society has emasculated our men
Ana Carolina Garcia
I'm a girl so fuck the princess, bring me the motherfucking dragon & a hot long haired knight.
TheAverageJay
I have a one-way ticket to Isengard.
n1nja_nacho
I would slay it, Bring it back to life so I can ride it, save the princess. Win.