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Fart in front of your crush
Get caught picking your nose by your crush
You can fart by accident (or blame it on the dog). You cannot say "my dog was picking my nose" or "it ended up there by accident".
You could say that you were scratching the inside of your nose because there was tickling inside.
why cover it up? my girlfriend pulls my finger :P
just say you were scratching your nose.
It could also just be a ninja fart
It wasn't me, it was the asshole behind me.
A girl invented this question.
He would have a part of me inside him for awhile.
That is creepy...
Do a silent then slowly walk to the other side of the room while talking to him, easy
I pick my nose all the time. And I don't have a crush to cach me doing it.
your nasty and your properly a nerd
Well both of you suck at typing proper English.
I also don't think Chinara realizes that nerds have girl friends as well.
>your nasty and your properly a nerd. LOST FAITH IN HUMANTIY AGAIN
I wouldn't mention something like that on a site like this
What's so nasty about picking your nose? Snot isn't smelly or related to shit. Nostrils are perfectly harmless.
you can act like u were just scratching the tip of your nose
i have farted in front of my crush :)
Picking your nose because you can just say that you were scratching it, but if you fart she will think your a weirdo.
You can do a silent and then blame it on his best friend :)
farting can be covered up but picking your nose cant
Ninja fart time!
gf: Who was that? I smell something.
me: Maybe it was that skunk that we saw two years ago...
Would the fart make sound???
You can blame it on someone else
Fart is natural. Picking your nose is.. awk
I've farted in front of her 3 times anyways :p
I don't have feelings, so who's this "crush" I've been hearing about?
It's cool. Everybody farts. Even girls. I know this because I am a girl.
If she laughs at me I'll know that she's mean, a female dog, likes to be like everyone else, and that she is not my type. If she doesn't laugh, well I'D LOVE HER, or part of her personality. ;)
my crush now boyfriend has already heard me fart so...
If I can pick my nose, then I can pick my crush as well.
Blame it one someone else xp
I have mastered the silent fart.
I've already done it before
"if you burp in front of your date they'll think you're amazing. But if you fart in front of them, they'll put a ring on your finger." ~the wise words of my mother.
No one said I couldn't pass it off on someone else
You can always blame her for it
scratchy does nosy poop
Already done both, she didn't care because she's awesome.
everyone farts he/she would understand
Blame it on the dog
At least you can blame it on someone else.
But i don't have a crush.
Doesn't matter since i don't have a crush :foreveralone:
It never said it wasn't a silent fart.
Hey who said it had to be stinky and loud
It can be a silent fart and then they will say who farted and you will say i think its coming from over there as you point at someone you hate
Smell it bitch
I got a ninja fart
I have a septum piercing. I could say I just touched it.
It didn't said that its gonna be a loud fart so...win
It could be a really silent fart that doesn't smell at all.
Wow, I can't believe I asked this.
It could be silent, and you could blame it on someone else if your careful
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