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xereeto
You can fart by accident (or blame it on the dog). You cannot say "my dog was picking my nose" or "it ended up there by accident".
Dude941
You could say that you were scratching the inside of your nose because there was tickling inside.
Odin
why cover it up? my girlfriend pulls my finger :P
Pinck Beecroft
just say you were scratching your nose.
Benny Wu
It could also just be a ninja fart
Elijah De Pino
It wasn't me, it was the asshole behind me.
Andrew Keene
A girl invented this question.
yeslaura
He would have a part of me inside him for awhile.
Batman
That is creepy...
Grickel
Do a silent then slowly walk to the other side of the room while talking to him, easy
Mac
already done...
Velatus
I pick my nose all the time. And I don't have a crush to cach me doing it.
chinara
your nasty and your properly a nerd
Trevor J Tateyama
Well both of you suck at typing proper English.
Kendrick Smith
I also don't think Chinara realizes that nerds have girl friends as well.
Lilli Morris
That's gross.
Sean McClellan
>your nasty and your properly a nerd. LOST FAITH IN HUMANTIY AGAIN
luke
I wouldn't mention something like that on a site like this
Greedo
Lucky
Jacob
What's so nasty about picking your nose? Snot isn't smelly or related to shit. Nostrils are perfectly harmless.
AUbeast
Your gross
vsudyvyevf
you can act like u were just scratching the tip of your nose
matthew kendall
i have farted in front of my crush :)
Dustin
Picking your nose because you can just say that you were scratching it, but if you fart she will think your a weirdo.
Morgan Marie
silent
nashcali22
You can do a silent and then blame it on his best friend :)
cass
farting can be covered up but picking your nose cant
Jake
Ninja fart time! gf: Who was that? I smell something. me: Maybe it was that skunk that we saw two years ago...
BiBi_302
Would the fart make sound???
Megan Virginia Jesse
You can blame it on someone else
Nizar Tajdin
Fart is natural. Picking your nose is.. awk
Jonathan
I've farted in front of her 3 times anyways :p
Divinity
I don't have feelings, so who's this "crush" I've been hearing about?
BajanAmerican
It's cool. Everybody farts. Even girls. I know this because I am a girl.
Vin Shaw
If she laughs at me I'll know that she's mean, a female dog, likes to be like everyone else, and that she is not my type. If she doesn't laugh, well I'D LOVE HER, or part of her personality. ;)
September Mcdonald
my crush now boyfriend has already heard me fart so...
Stewiepwn
Everyone farts...
Oddbrother
If I can pick my nose, then I can pick my crush as well.
isaiah
Blame it one someone else xp
Megan Virginia Jesse
You can blame it on someone else
Lalalalalalalalalolipop
I have mastered the silent fart.
Harry
I've already done it before
Calie
"if you burp in front of your date they'll think you're amazing. But if you fart in front of them, they'll put a ring on your finger." ~the wise words of my mother.
chickedy2534
No one said I couldn't pass it off on someone else
wrathseed
You can always blame her for it
Bobby McBobz
scratchy does nosy poop
number9
Already done both, she didn't care because she's awesome.
namnog
everyone farts he/she would understand
Tony
Blame it on the dog
Morgan Marie
silent
Aren
At least you can blame it on someone else.
Superluigi321
But i don't have a crush.
deny70
Doesn't matter since i don't have a crush :foreveralone:
CoolestTaco
It never said it wasn't a silent fart.
Mare Czv Jovanovic
Hey who said it had to be stinky and loud
Microtor
Tiny fart?
Alex
It can be a silent fart and then they will say who farted and you will say i think its coming from over there as you point at someone you hate
Franklin Chen
Smell it bitch
Daniel
I got a ninja fart
lukeisyourmum
I have a septum piercing. I could say I just touched it.
TitoMarshal
It didn't said that its gonna be a loud fart so...win
Andrew
One's natural
derpishere
It could be a really silent fart that doesn't smell at all.
IEAT CAKE
Wow, I can't believe I asked this.
Boss
It could be silent, and you could blame it on someone else if your careful