Here, pocket-sized means about the size of a normal house cat.
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Hugh Pegan
FUCK YEAH ELEPHANTS! feed him peanut crumbs and shit. Hell yeah.
karefree
Totally love your comment. I was thinking the same thing.
Lozenge
I would never feed shit to my elephant.
Facefarm
I picked blue, and now I want to get asked this question again to say red
97ajf
Yeah small vaccum
James Tanner
hugh u r so clever and intelligent i admire u arrogance
Dotted
If the weight is equal to a normal elephant, I would not choose that.
KatieSmurf
Puppy sized elephants! Nerdfighters for the win!!!!!
TheDoctor
You must post this on a nerdfighters video.
Callie
DFTBA!
Ryan Park
it would be a different story with two pocket sized giraffes! dftba
shelby
DFTBA!!!!!
Shawn
Puppy-sized elephants! EFF YEAH NERDFIGHTERS.
horsedickdotmpeg
The vlogbrothers are awesome, but common, giraffe sex?
Kerandir
OFC the elephant. Have u ever seen what happened to headphone in a pocket? Poor giraffe.
ಠ_ಠ
it says that pocket sized is the size of a house cat
Jerry Jerryson
ಠ_ಠ He might be a giant with massive pockets.
Akcrumley
How do you do the eyes thing???
Simon
ಠ_ಠ skills.
Puppyblogs
ಠ_ಠ You don't know how to do this? Also, I believe a Pocket-Sized Giraffe would be wonderful because I wouldn't leave ELEPHANT TON POOP everywhere. :3 Elephants need to eat up to 600 pounds of food per day. If this is a fully-grown pocketsized elephant, it needs all that. Giraffes only need 75 pounds.
Nick
ELEEEEEEEEPHANTS, fuck no.
Chautel Jackson
Since when is pocket-sized the same as the size of a house cat?
Stolkmen
I WOULD LOVE TOO!!!
Grammar Nazi
You would "love too"?
heyman
I'd love too, two!
canthinkofname
What if you break his neck?
Trace Hilbun
I to would love too, two!
BlooporialDude
Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.
Gabriel Brunk
An elephant would be harder to break.
icelord
They're both adorable
Liam Emrich
Yea, cause I can fit a cat in my pocket
xereeto
both please!
Will Harris
since when are cats pocket sized
James
Either way you have shit in your pants
Colby Brown
Puppy sized elephants are pocket-sized giraffes who love pocket-sized giraffes... Hmm, this one is tough, but both are equally Nerdfightastic. DFTBA!
Emily
PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS FTW!
Cameron
Puppy sized elephants would have the evolutionary advantage of cuteness
TurdleCakes
If only it was a puppy-sized elephant...
Anju
little giraffe, less noise than a little elephant.
Joker
If you lost a giraffe you would never know where it went because it makes no fucking noises.
___dat_ass_ •o•
Do you know how much shit it will take?
Mr. Zero Falk
You mean PUPPY-sized elephants, and we all know this would be the pinnacle of evolution, and that it will eventually happen, so I'll go for it. And, as we say in my home town, DFTBA.
Chewsonthemove
due to the way the giraffe's blood flows, it being pocket sized would probably end up with it dead after 12 hours...
Morgan Marie
hardest question. i want both. the mini elephant in despicable me and the mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial
Dustin Epstein
Giraffes don't do much but Elephants can put water in their snout and such toss up but red wins
Chewsonthemove
to be fair giraffes can run really freaking fast and can also kill almost every animal (except other giraffes, elephants, and rhinos) with a single kick...
Crissy
Daw, Girrafes are awesome, but pitiful creatures.
Chewsonthemove
why pitiful?
halo66333
Cool
bjorn
already have one, but its made of wood :C
Charlie Brucia
I feel like I would accidentally break the giraffes neck, but I do like giraffes better though
Charlie Brucia
I feel like I would accidentally break the giraffes neck, but I do like giraffes better
Brian TrackStar Fellows
Giraffe they shit less
PartyPanda
Opulence, I has it.
Andrew
I'd prefer a puppy sized elephant. DFTBA
Nikita Vijands
what sounds do giraffes make?
Porklore
PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS!!!!
lk5t
You can't go wrong with a giraffe
Divinity
it can swim :D
Adam Kakos
Cats are not "pocket sized"
Phong Vo
Giraffe
Alex Young
Giraffes are so much smaller then elephants
Alex Young
Giraffes are so much smaller then elephants
Vicky Krupp
This was actually hard. 0.o I chose giraffe because the elephant would be loud and make me wanna kick it.
Austin2050
PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT
MollyPhantomhive
Consider the following: Elephants are cool and shit, but they make a good deal of noise Giraffes make no sound, and they have badass necks >:D
slender_men
Fuck yeah
brittney
easy ass question!
herpderp
I've decided to make a list of pros and cons. Giraffe- Pros: He's a giraffe. Cons: Breaks easily Elephant- Pros: He's an elephant Cons: Loud and eats more.
Michelle Lewell
Hardest decision I've made in a while... shows a lot about my life XD
Bridget Stute
I can't decide! I want both!
Zoltan Austen
eat the spines get high