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- You would rather Eat whatever you wanted, except, once a month you have to eat a doo doo sandwich than Have to eat the same meal, every meal for the rest of your life.
- You would rather Be a superb writer than Be an excellent singer.

Stolkmen
I WOULD LOVE TOO!!!
Hugh Pegan
FUCK YEAH ELEPHANTS! feed him peanut crumbs and shit. Hell yeah.
Kerandir
OFC the elephant. Have u ever seen what happened to headphone in a pocket? Poor giraffe.
KatieSmurf
Puppy sized elephants! Nerdfighters for the win!!!!!
Shawn
Puppy-sized elephants! EFF YEAH NERDFIGHTERS.
horsedickdotmpeg
The vlogbrothers are awesome, but common, giraffe sex?
xereeto
both please!
Nick
ELEEEEEEEEPHANTS, fuck no.
Crissy
Daw, Girrafes are awesome, but pitiful creatures.
BlooporialDude
Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.
BlooporialDude
Having my giraffe walking around the house, my friend's like, "WASDAT?!" and I'm like, "My pet giraffe. Great story.
Leon8455
Giraffe so I could put it in the air :D (referencing a song called ass up ---> www.youtube.com/watch?v=32oU8YSFR8E
Dustin Epstein
Giraffes don't do much but Elephants can put water in their snout and such toss up but red wins
Morgan
hardest question. i want both. the mini elephant in despicable me and the mini giraffe from the direct tv commercial