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Gringomiester
At least you have a chance to salvage your foot if it gets bitten by a lion.
theTexan
Just wear steel reinforced boots problem solved
[deleted]
You'd for sure have one hell of a story and probs be in some deep shit that your foot was near a lions mouth
Andreas Borbon Osiri
They didn't say how hard
John Welch
The lion probably isn't going to stop with just one foot.
Troy
Take a mouse (living version)
Handsome Stranger
Elephants walk on their toes, and are actually very light on their feet.
Muschi
Who says the lion has teeth?
JayDrew
No foot or moderately damaged foot?
Red Malcolm
But if it gets bitten by a lion it will not stop until you die, they're carnivores and with rip you and your foot to shreds but the elephant would do it on accident and most likely would continue to hurt you unless frightened
Jacob Shaffer
And if a 3 or 4 ton animal steped on your foot its basically like having your foot ran over by a trian and even if your foot got bitten compleatly off by lion the pain would not be as bad as being steped on plus you couldnt just ware steel toe boots because the metal would bend and cut your toes off
soul
Well it would most likely get infected.
FinMagotti
dem gurlz would be interested about the battlewounds...
Jeremy
Baby lions probably don't have sharp teeth.
Andrew Colletti
baby elephants dont weigh much
Mr Briefcase
does it say baby
Think_about_it
Does it say adult? These are hypothetical questions to make you think.. have some fun with it Mr Briefcase :)
Think_about_it
In all fairness, Jeremy would you change your answer if the person proposing the question said adult?
Think_about_it
Or you Andrew?
Ryab
Andrew, are you kidding me? Try putting a ton, minimum onto your foot. Then tell me they do not weigh much.
TVG16
I more of a chance escaping nd i don't want to have a big bite mark on my foot.
rubberlikewalrus
you won't get away from an elephant thats already crushed your foot
Blackjackz
Your foot = pancake, if you have a foot. And it just says your foot is bit, not full on attack
Horshwa
A few holes or your bones ground to dust? Easy
Crissy
I'm pretty sure that my foot would be ALOT easier to heal if it only got bitten. Besides, it never said how old the lion was.
allan
elephants r squishy v__v no further comment
Vernificent
Are you retarded? Even the youngest elephant is HEAVY af.
Brandon Vu
You're retarded.
Teresa Yu
Wow really, squishy. Do you know how heavy they weigh? Even a young elephat would weigh a ton. All the bones in your foot would be completely crushed. If you think that is less painful/long-term than the lion bite you are crazy. With the lion bite at least your foot would heal, but the elephant? No cure. Better start looking for deals on prosthetic feet.
Matt Cavalier
the amount of psi from being steeped on by an elephant is less than that of being steeped on by a woman wearing 8 in stilettos
L_The_Red
a bulldozer passed over my feet once and its still a normal feet -_- i think a elephant won't be able to do much more
lordgiza
Elephants have padded feet to walk normally. The pressure wouldn't be that great at all.
AsianBoy508
the lion would give you scars... the elephant would crush all the bones, making it impossible to heal.
Pattywagon
Atleast it will be useable after some time
chickedy2534
Have my foot sliced or crushed, I choose clean cut/break
fatas
Actually an elephant steps very lightly, and they have padding on there feet. I know because one steeped on my foot once it was an adult so he was full grown it wasn't terrible wasn't even bad enough to make my foot swell what so ever.
Soni
I would have cool scars!
Think_about_it
If it doesn't need to be amputated
Garrett Sewell
Foot pulverized into oblivion? Or a damaged foot? this is easy
Amelia
Uhh I think I'll go with the elephant!
Christie
My boyfriend's foot and leg was run over by a van and he didn't even fracture a bone.
Jaxquel Deyran Delacruz
WHO SAID THEY HAVE TO STOMP/BITE HARD?
Mewsi
Doesn't say how old the Lion has to be. c;
Marinda Martin
An elephant would crush ur foot
Markkk
I'd rather tell people that I was attacked by a lion than stepped on by a gay ass elephant.
Lydia Jaye
It never said bitten off....
Jaysus
Elephants have four large feet to distribute the weight over a large area, besides, I've had a two tonne landrover drive over my foot and it didn't hurt too much, an elephant would be tolerable.
Storpedo
The lion is a much cooler story.
Travis
There are two fairly simple reasons the elephant is better. A crushing injury almost always causes less damage than than a grinding/shearing type of injury. I work in surgery and see a lot of both mind you. Secondly, an elephant is soft footed animal. They are made for walking through the jungle and the desert. Elephant trainers get their feet stepped on all the time and are rarely injured.
Shloosh
You guys are stupid. If you get bitten by a lion, there is little chance of saving it. This is a fucking lion we are talking about, not some domesticated cat. An elephant, on the other hand, is like getting your foot run over by a truck. There might be a chance of reviving it.
Blackjackz
..A two ton elephant? And you're saying we're stupid.
Zeke Howald
Your foot would have to be amputated if it were stepped on by an elephant
rubberlikewalrus
if it wasn't liquidated
HuntertheNinja7766
An elephant
tuppenycrane
:D more blood
Melina
it actually isnt that bad, elephants cant crush you by stepping on your foot...
KinchioNin
Have your foot stepped on by a baby elephant...you could also have a baby lion bite your foot as well though...
SNYuki
Nobody said it had to be an adult lion.
sanDragon
BABY elephant :D
Jacob Shaffer
Ugg
Jaf
Bitten, not bitten off. This should be an easy answer.
fatas
Actually an elephant steps very lightly, and they have padding on there feet. I know because one steeped on my foot once it was an adult so he was full grown it wasn't terrible wasn't even bad enough to make my foot swell what so ever.
Isaiah Miller
retarded question
TheWhiteMamba
Cooler scar
Adam e
If an elephant weighs 2 tonnes and has four feet that's 2000/4 which is 500 kg on your foot, and an elephants foot might be 60cm wide that's 500/60 which is 8.3kg so per cm2 it's only 8.3kgs on your foot.
Adam e
If an elephant weighs 2 tonnes and has four feet that's 2000/4 which is 500 kg on your foot, and an elephants foot might be 60cm wide that's 500/60 which is 8.3kg so per cm2 it's only 8.3kgs on your foot.
Adam e
If an elephant weighs 2 tonnes and has four feet that's 2000/4 which is 500 kg on your foot, and an elephants foot might be 60cm wide that's 500/60 which is 8.3kg so per cm2 it's only 8.3kgs on your foot.
Blaalman
IT didnt say how old the lion was. A cub could bite it then just an " Ow." not " HOLY GOD IT BURNS"
Hannah
What an awesome story it would make though
Conor Begley
The lion is 6 months old :D
Jai Wa
New born elephant
Joe
Who cares what happens to your foot? The lion bite would serve as a much more badass story
ambert
Crushing injuries are worse then punctures
Asti02
if ur standing on really wet mud then your foot will sink into the ground and it wont be bad
Piero Ferrari
If the lion eats your feet it will probably eat the rest of your body..
Aigloblam
i HAVE had my foot stepped on by an Elephant. Didnt hurt in the slightest. Just a lot of pressure and then it was done.
Xifihas
A bite wound can get infected and probably will.
John
A baby elephant.
Ashley
It might have just been a nibble.